4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2005 ENTERTAINMENT ▼ FRIEND OR FAUX? Seth Bundy/KANSAN DAMAGED CIRCUS ▼ HOROSCOPES + Today's Birthday. An unusual assignment pays well, and helps you develop the skills that lead to the perfect career for you. Have faith, and take control. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. A moment of perfect bliss is marred by a choice you have to make. Will it be caffeinated or decaf? Mocha or latte? You can do this. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6. Once you get the deal settled, you'll have more time to relax. Don't do that before the check clears, however. There'll be last-minute complications. - Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8. While you're in the mood, learn how to be more practical. You can fix up your place yourself, and save a lot of money. - Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6. It's good to get your treaty a every time once in a while, but don't spend so much that you have to take an extra job to pay for it. Not unless, of course, it's something you really want! - Lee (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7. You'll have to focus more attention on work for a while. The more you do, the more you make, and that is a good plan. - Virge (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 6. You'll be on a neatness rampage for the next couple of days. Be careful not to make a bigger mess than you had when you started. - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7. The main way to get your creative muse to show up is to tell a joke. Your sense of humor helps you find the answer to a tough question. - Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7. Conditions are not easy for romance, but it does seem that you could get a job that pays more. Is a move required? Only go if you must. + **Sagittarius** (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. You're about to be held accountable for every little thing you've said or done in the past few weeks. Stand up for the truth, and you're fine. + Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6. indulge in something to help you get more exercise while you're in your own home. You'll get a good deal, or maybe find it in your own attic or garage. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 7. A brilliant insight propels you and your team in the right direction. You may not have had the original idea, but you're the one who makes it hapen. - Pieces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6. Accept the applause for a job well done, and then learn to delegate. A chore you find extremely tedious will be fun for someone else. 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Exp. with sys. admin. in a MS Windows environment. Must be able to work in 2-hour blocks of time. Must maintain enrollment to be eligible for position according to university guidelines. PREFERRED QUALIFICATIONS: Exp. in a help desk environment. Exp. with Microsoft Windows Server 2003, IS administration, Mac and/or Linux experience a plus. Some programming experience and/or working knowledge of SQL a plus. Full description & application at https://jobs.ku.edu BAR TENDING! $300/day potential. No experience neces. Training Provided. 800-955-6520 ext.108 Do you like tinkering with computers? Are you the unofficial tech support for your entire family and all your friends? Would you like to get paid for playing with cool hardware and software while learning what it is like to work in software development field? Netopia is looking for smart, motivated interns to work in our software Quality assurance department. 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