4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2005 ▼ FRIEND OR FAUX? Seth Bundv/KANSAN STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY Cameron Monken/KANSAN DAMAGED CIRCUS HOROSCOPES - Today's Birthday. After a rough beginning, conditions change in your favor, Travel and romance look good. Love and friendship are abundant, in whatever form you choose. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 5. Authority figures are likely to be in a generous mood and you know just what they need. That's the clue. Provide it. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. Your curiosity will soon be piqued by an author recently discovered. Study well — you'll have a chance to use this information soon. - Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9. Don't let a rejection or two slow you down. Being respected is actually better in the long run than being liked. Stand up for what's right. + Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7. For the next several weeks, you'll be obsessed with dreams of far distant places. For the next two days, you'll be stuck here, cleaning up old messes. - Lee (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. For the next few weeks, you'll become more interested in how you save your money. This is good, since you've been paying more attention to other things for a while. - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8. You're very smart and very good at getting the message out. Move up a notch in effectiveness by listening carefully now. **Vingo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6.** Learning to delegate is a skill you'll get to practice now. This will make it possible for you to do much more. + Scrollo (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 6. Sort through your bills and the other paperwork that's been stacking up. You'll want to know how much you can spend on your romantic outing this weekend. - Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8. Conditions are improvised, and so are communications. Compromise will be required, however. Set priorities. - Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5. Your workload increases for the next few days. For heaven's sake, don't complain. You've already thought of at least one very good use for the money. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 9. You've worked hard, but don't despair. Some things are about to get easier. Rearrange your schedule to make more free time with the people you love. - Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7. Nobody really understands how the learning process works, but in the next few weeks your knowledge increases substantially. Take care. 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