Wescoewit
[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things.]
Not to make you all scared, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
**Guy 1:** At least we know that the war on terror begins with gays.
**Guy 1:** What do you think about the President?
**Guy 2:** I think he’s a good guy.
**Both:** (Laughing)
Girl 1: They pay you for that?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: That's cool. My friend had a campus job.
**Guy:** I've got a cake. It's got two layers of chocolate cake and a layer of chocolate icing.
**Girl:** That's a lot of chocolate.
**Guy:** It's awesome.
**Guy:** You wanna go get some?
**Girl:** Right now?
**Guy:** Come on, it's only like five minutes from here.
**Girl:** No, I don't want cake.
**Guy:** Fine.
—Erin Shipps
Five questions One KU "famous," one KU not (yet) famous
Rhino Page
Lawrence Junior
Winner of the USA Bowling National Amateur Championship in Jan.
2005
Sammy Lovgren
Manhattan
junior
Q: What was your first car?
Page: My first car was a 1988 Chevy S-10 with no power steering or air conditioning, so needless to say, I didn't work out too good in Kansas. Lovgren: It was a Ford Taurus, I think a '91 or a '90.
Q: What was your first job?
Page. My first job was working in a bowling center—go figure. I worked at Sunset Bowling in San Diego, Calif.
Lovgren: My first job was a lifeguard for the city of Manhattan.
Q: What is your favorite college movie?
Page: That's a tough one. Old School.
Lovgreen: I guess Animal House was pretty good.
Q: What's the farthest from home you've ever been?
Page: Thailand. I traveled there with Junior Team USA to bowl in the International Tournament.
Lovgren: Chile. Santiago – yeah,
that's probably the farthest I've ever been at this point.
Q: What's your dream job?
**Page:** Being on the professional bowlet tour and taking a stable living, and getting to reach out to kids. I love working with kids, and if I could be a mentor/coach to a lot of kids and help kids out through bowling, that'd be the dream job. But if bowling doesn't work out, I'm still going to be a junior high math teacher, so I'll still get to work with kids anyways.
Lovgran: My dream job would be to travel all over the world and get paid for it. I don't know what kind of a job that is, but maybe a flight attendant or something.
Robert Perkins