4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2005 DOCK BOYS DOCX BOYS HTTP://DOCKBOYS.NET Scott Drummond/KANSAN STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE HOROSCOPE - Today's Birthday You're not only smart, you also good looking this year, and imaginative. You're a charmer, but don't let it go to your head. The key to success is a friend. Be one. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6. You're gaining respect and authority, and possibly money, too. Others are involved, so take their needs into con- + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 10. You are the life of the party, the catalyst that makes everything else work. The others need not only your wit, but also your great sense of humor. ◆ Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5. The treasures you are stashing away are only valuable if they're enjoyed. Make sure you have plenty at home. + Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. + Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. Continue to give input as necessary, whenever one works out the plan. You don't have to be right now, but you are a neatly course. + Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6. The more you get into the problem, the more interesting it is. You will figure out the answer, although it may take a while. - Libra (Sept. 23, Oct. 22) Today is a 9. A long-term relationship isn't boring. You're always discovering more about a person you thought you already knew, especially now. **scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5.** Be on the lookout for the perfect thing to fix up your home. You'll really love it, and so will the other people who live with you. + Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is ✩ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an A. Brilliant insight occurs to you, and you're simply amazed. Why didn't you think of this before? Probably because the time is right now. - Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7. Abundance can be yours, almost for the asking. It's a great day to apply for a raise or a better job. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 9. A friend who likes to venture outside the regular boundaries can help you get a lot furious than you ever gave her. - Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5. The combination of data you accumulated includes the answer you seek. Sorting out the pile and finding it — that's the challenge. 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Further, the Kansan will not knowingly accept advertising 46 Man's title 47 Vessel 48 Camera-ready proof 49 Raised, as the ante 50 Outscores 51 Fisher or Murphy 52 Actress Demi 53 Recommended strongly 55 Opulent 56 Makes a choice 59 Small bill 100 Classified Policy that is in Violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. Announcements Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing are available in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Kansas regulation on advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1988 which mandates discrimination, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial 105 Personals Singing Valentines. Want to serenade your sweetheart? Call 913-620-3584 status or national origin, or an attention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." Announcements $600 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Bonus 4 hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,100-a-day in earnings for your group. Call TODAY for a $600 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundraiser. Contact CampusFundraiser. (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com NEED A MASSAGE????? $10 off w student ID cai Chelis 843-0367 200 125 Travel **1 spring Break Vacations!** Cancun, Jacama, Acapulco, Bahamas, & Florida Best Parties, Best Hotels, Best Prices www.endessummertours.com www.endessummertours.com Employment More than half of KU More than half of KU students rent or share a house or apartment. Check out Kansan Classifieds Help Wanted Assistant Complex Director Assistant Complex Directors hold live- 75% positions, managing staff personal aspects of a residential complex housing 500+ students. Duties: Assist with student staff; facilitate resident's personal and academic development, adjustment to university life, and conduct; provide re- ferral services to university and community resources. Required: KU graduate student meeting minimum enrollment requirement for KU student payroll. Advance requirement required for enrollment in more than 9 credit hours. Preferred: Residence Life staff experience. Residence hall supervisory experience. Experience with payroll, budgeting, and project de- dues. Microfinancial experience Compan- sion of 390.00 bikeway for first-earl staff. Furnished apartment including utilities is provided plus meals. To Apply: Submit a letter of application outining interest and relevant experience, resume; plus contact information for 3 references; to Senior Staff Selection Committee, KU Student Housing. 422 West 11th, Lawrence, KS, 66045. Application review begins March 7, 2005. EO/AA Employer. VW. KC newest night club hire all positions. Apply on www.nv-kc.com CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan boys/girls summer overnight camp.Teach swimming, canoe-skiing, sailing, sports, computers, tennis, archery, riding, crafts, climbing, wind surfing and more! Office, maintenance jobs too. Salary $17.50 on up plus room/board. Find out more about our camps and apply online at www.greenwoodscams.com, or call 888-459-2492. CAMP TAKAJO for boys, Naples, MAINE, TRIPI LAKEP CAMP for Girls, Poland, Maine. Picturesure lakefront locations, execlational facilities. Mid-June mid-August. Over 100 counselor positions in tennis, swimming, land sports, water sports, tripping, outdoor skills theater arts, fine arts, music, nature study, nanny, secretarial. Call Takajo at 800-250-8252. Call Triple Lake at 800-997-4347. Or apply online at www.takajo.com or www.tripi plakecamp.com. City of Lawrence Now accepting applications for summer employment in building maintenance & grounds keeping throughout the Parks & Recreation divisions to care for city parks, golf course, cemetery & other public land scape areas. Hire a staff member w/ wi/wk up to $11.67+ per hr. For more info and information see Personnel bv 2/18/05. City Hall, Personnel 6 E 6th, Lawrence, KS 60444 www.LawrenceCITYJobs.org EOE M/F/D Make $75 taking surveys online www.GETPAIDTOTHINK.com Help Wanted University Christian Fellowship Tuesdays - 7:30 p.m. Bible Study & Worship Cruise Line. Entry level on-board positions avail. Great benefits. Seasonal or yr. cruise. 941-329-6434. 205 Experienced hip-hop dance instructor needed. Guitar instructor needed as well. Call 913-845-3505 ECM building 1204 Oread. ECM building 1204 Oread (one block north of the Kansas Union) 841-3148 rcucf@sbcglobal.net www.ucf4u.org FULL-TIME or PART-TIME PROGRAMMER WANTED with PHP and MySQL experience. Work with web designers to build db apps and dynamic sites. Knowledge of XHTML, CSS and other web standards a plus. Apply at www.plgrimpimage.com/job.htm Immediate opening for swim instructor. Indoor heated pool in Lenexa, KS. Looking for experience teaching basic and competitive strokes, turns and starts. Excellent hourly rates. Call Tern at 913-489-5554 GET PAID FOR YOU OPINIONS! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey! www.moneyforsurveys.com Three- positioner help pli for resi- nance, acadei year o ence, I dent p credit vance group perien- sor sator staff, provid letter releva- tion Staff Housi 6604 Marci Innovative software has immediate openings for a security patrol and on-site officer.Flexible schedule, nights and weekends. Must have a clean background. Starting $8.50-$9.00. Call 842-9977 PT nidenti for cr $7.00 Place 6604 Internship Opportunities! Berry Plastics has immediate need for several interns. We are seeking to fill internships in technical capacities: Molding, Engineering, Machine Maintenance, Printing, IT; as well as administrative capacities: Sales, Marketing and Human Resources. We would specifically be looking for students from the following disciplines: Engineering, Communications, Sales/Marketing, Business, General Study, Psychology or Counseling. Our candidate would qualify as Kansas Work Study (KSW) job would be part-time and pay $10.00/hr. Great opportunity to apply to a practical, real-world setting on-line at KU, on-line at www.berryplastics.com or you may fax a letter of interest and resume to: CSA (785) 842-7836. EOE 300 susdload potential. No experience nec. Training Provided: 800-955-6520 ext.108 BAR TENDING! NV-Hiring go-go boys and male dancers Apply at www.nv-kc.com On-Campus Representative Positions Available **Positions Available** CampusFundraiser is seeking out-going students for on-campus representative spokesperson positions. $15 to $25 per hour plus bonuses. Call Campus-Fundraiser, (866) 478-8701 to apply. http://www.campusfundraiser.com/ocr.asp PART-TIME SALES ASSISTANT position available. Great work environment. 20 hrs/wk. Good communication skills required. Apply at www.pligrimage.com/jobs.htm SUMMER CAMP JOBSI Co-Ed camp in Maine seeks counselors in Athletics, Tennis, Waterfront, Arts, Adventure. Top salaries. On Campus Wed, Feb 23. Set up interview; call 1.800.237.3598, e mail staff@camplaurel.com, apply @ www.camplaurel.com. PT position for Fall Coordinator, Leasing, sales, organization, experience. Weekends a must. Please stop in to Meadowbirds Apt. at Bob Billings and Grestline. Servers/Hosts For well established Irish Pub and Restaurant in the busy KC speedway area. Great atmosphere. Call 913-788-7771. M-F SUMMER JOBS! Female and male counselors needed for top summer camp in Maine, Competitive Salary room/board/ laundry/clothing/travel provided. Must working w/ young people. Visit www.campvega.com for a complete list of available jobs. Field hockey, lacrosse, basketball, arts, water-skiing, swimming, dance, gymnastics, crew, equestrian, ice hockey, photo/video/web, challenge course/climbing, tennis, theatre and piano to name a few. Also opportunity to enter eisecretary position at GIAP尔罗WEBITE! Call for more information 800-838-VEGA or email eb@campvega.com Will be at University of Kansas Campus March 1, 2015 Kansas Union International Room. No appointment necessary. Information and interviews from 10am-3pm. Come see why vega has set the bar since 19961 TUTORS WANTED The Academic Achievement and Access Center is hiring tutors for the Spring Semester in the following courses: Physics 114 & 115; Chemistry 164, 188, & 624; Biology 150 & 152; Math 161, 122, & DSCI 301. Tutors must have excellent communication skills and have received a B or better in one of these courses (or in a higher-level course in the same discipline). If you meet these qualifications, contact the Academic Achievement and Access Center or stop by 22 Strong Hall. Two references are required. Call 864-4064 with any questions. EO/AA ---