4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT FRIEND OR FAUX DAMAGED CIRCUS Grea Grlesenauer/KANSAN ▷A COLLEGE GIRL NAMED JOE Aaron Warner/KRT Campus - Today's Birthday. Obligations and preparations take up a good deal of time during the next few months. Be careful, and put in the extra effort now. From spring on, it's all downhill. ▼HOROSCOPES - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 7 You're almost past the hardest part. Soon you can celebrate whatever ground you've taken, and the fact that you've come through in good shape. - Taupe (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6. You like to get out and stretch your legs, but there's so much work to be done, and more coming in the time. You'd better stick close to the inch. + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9. Be frugal and continue to concentrate on paying off old bills. This doesn't have to interfere with your fun, you'll have plenty of that. + Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6. Only hold out for the points that are really the most important to you. In the negotiations, watch out for your failure. + Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You are a 7. A delicate situation may be hard to understand. If you're emotionally involved, A little detachment is helpful. + Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 7. A person who's very dear to you has a hidden pain. You may not be able to take it away, but you can provide comic relief. Humor's a great medicine. + Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7. You're surrounded by love even more than usual for the next couple of days. Set aside extra time to share with those who mean the most to you. + Scorpio (Oct, 23-Nov, 21) Today is a 6. You're in a difficult situation, but don't get obsessed with that. In about a week, conditions will change, big time, in your favor. + Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. Yes, you have suffered enormously, and deserve whatever you want. That doesn't mean you should get it, though. Everyone deserves everything. So what? + Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7. Another growths its works in your favor now, and for the next several days. Make the most of it. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 7. Set your own worries aside and focus on joy and abundance. What your friends tell you will determine your final outcome, you know. + Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6. Give yourself plenty of time for contemplation over the next few days. Mull over what you're learning; Don't act impetuously. 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