By Jessi Crowder and Chris Tackett Not getting your daily dose of sex? I've fallen in love with my best friend. What can I do? —Jayce, senior Jessi: They say "friends first" is the best pre-dating policy, and I bet you're asking yourself, "but why am I just now wanting her?!" Examine your situation. Maybe she just looks better now that she started wearing makeup, or maybe you're just plain lonely. Just be sure you're not making the common mistake of falling in love with the idea of someone. Chris: Picture a partially frozen pond. On your side of the pond is a warm igloo. On the other side is another warm igloo, but inside is this girl you love – naked. And she has a giant box of gold. Is dying in the freezing water worth the gold and potential sex in the warm igloo? Will you be happy on your side with no gold and no girl? Or should you just run across that ice and hope for the best? I'm no penguin but I'd say you need to get across that pond. Q. My TA and I have been flirting and recently decided to go out. Do you think this is a good idea or not? —Julie, freshman Jessi: Save yourself the trouble. Think of the negative consequences of getting involved with anyone "above" you in the land of academia. Why not just wait a semester and then, by all means, date your ex-TA. Chris: Will he help you on papers? Will he sneak your answers to the test? If he doesn't will you be a huge bitch? All things to consider. If it's worth the potential conflict, go for it, but if you don't see it lasting all semester I'd get out now. And drop the class, especially if it's SOC 340. That class is a bitch to get into! Pat, sophomore. Q. I recently got out of a relationship where I had sex regularly. Now that I'm dating again I forgot how annoying it is to have to take a girl out many times before having sex. Any advice? Jessi: So you've hit a sexual dry spell and now you're spending lonesome, passionless nights buying dinner for girls who aren't willing to tickle your fancy. Boo boo. One big decision we make in college is deciding whether or not we're ready for a committed relationship. With that said, find people looking for the same thing you are: meaningless, raw salami-hiding. Got a burning question? E-mail us at bitch@kansan.com. Chris: Get over it. [Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things.] Wescoe wit Not to make you all scared, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer. Guy 1: Goble! Guy 2: What the shit,man? You were supposed to save us seats! Guy 3: Well,they just opened the doors... Guy 1: Oh, well, it doesn't matter — it's like a Pi Kapp army in here! Girl 1, searching through coat pocket, talking to girl 2 next to her: I've got this flier... **Girl 1:** A bus pass ... Girl 1: Oh...and one more! A dime. Girl 1: Now I need a trash can ... crap.