THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 2005 LIZARD BOY BY SAM HEMPHILL FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY BY CAMERON MONKEN FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN YEA? WHAT'S THAT? YEA? WHAT'S THAT? WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IVE NEVER LEFT THIS COUNTRY AND I AM MAJORING IN JAPANESE STUFF... UH-HUH... HOW MUCH? WELL THERE IS A SUMMER STUDY IN JAPAN THING THAT I REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE... FIVE OR SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS.. As you climb up the social ladder this year, you'll soon discover a whole new team of imaginative friends. Today's Birthday Hopefully, you've saved up some money and paid off your credit cards. You'll find lots of wonderful places to visit and things to buy, and soon. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 4. HOROSCOPES Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 4 The point in talking things over with your partner, mate, attorney or accountant is to figure out what to buy and how much you can afford to spend. Do it. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is on 8 Accept an offer of help or, if none's been made, call and arrange for some on your own. Your attitude will improve. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6 The bad news: more work is required. The good news: you're getting a lot better at it. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7. As the day goes on, you'll find it easier to explain your feelings. You might choose to make a commitment, too; the more romantic, the better. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6. You know who your friends are, so why don't you plan to have them all over, and soon. That'll give you a fun excuse to redecorate your place. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7. You're a good student, normally, and for the next couple of days, you'll get into your studies with a passion. Learn something useful. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today in a 6 ure instead, that's almost at your feet. Stop worrying about an argument you're never going to win. Watch for a buried treas- Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. You may notice that you're more confident over the next few days. You'll be more energetic, too. Don't let a moment go to waste. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5. Meet with your associates and come up with a plan. You can do the research to fill it out over the next few days. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Todav is a 7. Others inspire and motivate you to take the next risky move. Planning is important, but it's time now to find out if the plan works. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7. It's possible for you to achieve a new level of success. Believing you can do it is an important component here. Kansan Classified KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS: 864-4358 The Kansan will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against any person or up to persons based on race, sex, age, gender, sexual orientation, nationality or disability. 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