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University Daily Kansan
Page 0082_1 from reel: NP 13608 (2005-01-20 to 2005-04-18)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/113612

Title: Tongue in Beak
Summary: Monthly satirical column featuring fake news stories including university organ harvesting program, Pfizer anti-drug drug launch, and various humorous campus and pop culture items.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; humor; student publications
Confidence: 0.9

Title: University Wants Your Organ
Summary: Satirical article about university considering organ harvesting program to fund tuition, featuring quotes from administrators and opponents.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; university administration; healthcare
Named Entities: Shankel, Richard [chancellor]; Hemenway, Robert [university official]; Stinell, Laurie [vice president]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Pfizer Launches 'Anti-Drug' Drug
Summary: Satirical piece about Pfizer launching an 'anti-drug' drug in collaboration with government agencies, with humorous take on pharmaceutical marketing.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; pharmaceutical industry; drug policy
Named Entities: Crawford, Chris [columnist]; Cox, Robert [Pfizer spokesman]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Kansas State Replaces 'Powercat' With Tractor
Summary: Satirical article about Kansas State University replacing their Powercat logo with a tractor due to branding concerns.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; university branding; campus culture
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Used Car Dealer Offers Deals and Plea for Life
Summary: Satirical piece about a used car dealer offering dramatic deals and personal pleas in his advertising.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; automotive industry; humor
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Beatle to Lull Super Bowl Viewers to Sleep
Summary: Humorous article about Paul McCartney planning to perform in a way that will lull Super Bowl viewers to sleep.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; music; sports entertainment
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Tri-Gamma's Fat-Ass Shocks Sorority Sisters
Summary: Satirical piece about Gamma Gamma sorority members being shocked by a member's weight gain.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; Greek life; humor
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Ashlee Simpson Gets New 'La La' in Throat
Summary: Humorous take on Ashlee Simpson's vocal cord replacement surgery, presented in satirical fashion.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: satire; music industry; humor
Confidence: 0.8

Title: [advertisements]
Advertisers include: Everything but Ice; KU Independent Study; Party America
Category: advertisements
Confidence: 0.9

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