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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 2005
ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE BY ANTONIA BLAIR FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
2 DUDES BY AARON WARNER
Today's Birthday
You yearn to try new challenges this year, and they'll appear. Some will be tougher than expected. Keep your wits about you.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6.
You don't have to tell everybody everything, even with friends. Keep your finances private, except for family.
Today is a 5.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
HOROSCOPES
irs awkward to admit you're not quite sure yet what you're doing. A good coach will keep your secret and help you improve your skills.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Today is an 8.
Solve a recent stressful financial situation by taking on extra work. Yes, this means you'll have to turn down an invitation to play, but it's worth the small disappointment.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7.
You're likely to be drawn, for the next several weeks,to a person who's analytical rather than emotional. Get him or her to help you figure out how much you have.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
today is a 7.
Home is supposed to be where your heart is, but lately, yours has been at work. Make apologies to your family, and hug them as much as you can.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today in a 6
Today is a 6.
One of the best things about having interesting friends is that your life is never boring. You might want to thank them for that.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Today is a 7.
It's a pretty good day to go for the bonus or the better job. Respect is the key. Give it and expect it in return.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 7.
There's no point arguing with a
family member about something that means less to you. Let them have this one.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is a 6.
Wheeling and dealing behind the scenes may not be your favorite way to do business, but today, it works.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Today is a 6.
Hurt feelings heal quickly with an apology. It's a good habit to acquire, even when it was the other guy's fault. Make a friend of an enemy.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18)
Today is an 8.
It's a delicate situation, even though you think you're right. Listen more than you talk, if possible, when with a powerful person.
Today is a 7.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You're on a roll. The path ahead is clear, and you have support from people who know what they're doing even more than you do. Charge!
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Backtalk
5 Racetrack shape
9 Raised, as the ante
14 Conspire
15 Soft drink
16 Old Scandinavians
17 Musical medley
18 Branch of math
19 Loses footing
20 Measure of electrical power
22 Tailor's line
23 Force into bondage
24 Skater's milieu
27 Dictionary
29 Khaki shade
30 Miniature
34 Actor Chaney
35 Conceal
36 Ice-cream holder
37 Buff
39 Wicked
40 Presley's middle name
41 Oolong or Darjeeling
42 Bring to bear
43 Irish Sea isle
44 Foundation for a highway
47 Layered board
49 Mimic
54 Disposition
55 Receding seas
56 Rant and rage
58 Markdown event
59 Landlord's due
60 Entertain
61 Exploiter
62 Otherwise
63 Skinflint
64 Scottish loch
65 Low grades
DOWN
1 Delivered an address
2 Worn out
3 Makes dirty
4 Barly's perch
5 Musical span
6 Whirlwind or whirpool
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53
54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65
7 Landed
8 Fall behind
9 Hidden
10 Bear breed
11 Uncivilized
12 Kreskin's forte
13 __ Plaines, IL
21 Mural site
22 Doughy pastry
24 PC symbol
25 Lowest point
26 Prepared to pray
28 Epic war story
30 Rascal
31 High-minded
32 Unknown author
33 Author Deighton
35 Spell
37 Tolerated
38 Main part of a
bust
42 Correct a
manuscript
44 Lodger
45 Glideons' gifts
46 Dying coals
48 More
unfavorable
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50 Weary
51 Dancer Fred's sister
52 Not at all relaxed
53 Senator Kefaver
Kansan Classified
55 Facilitate
56 Shepard or
Houston
57 PA nuclear
accident site
58 Baltimore
paper
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Classified Policy
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Entertainment
Wakarusa Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS. Tickets on sale Friday Feb. 11, at www.wakarusa.com
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Round: Women's Gucci watch found out
side Stauffer-Flint Friday afternoon.
785-812-6166. Ask for Steven.
Lost & Found
Employment
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Help Wanted
$800 weekly guaranteed. Stuffing envelopes. Send a self-addressed stamped envelope.
Scareb Marketing, 28 E Jackson, 10th floor, suite 938, Chicago, IL 60604
BAR TENDING!
$300/day potential. No experience nec.
Training Provided: 800-955-6520 ext-149
CAMP TAKAJO for boys, Naples,
Maine, TRIPP LAKE CAMP for Girls,
Poland, Maine. Picturesure lakefront locations,
exceptional facilities. Mid-June thru
 mid-August. Over 100 counselor positions in
tennis, swimming, land sports, water
sports, training, outdoor skills theaters, art
fairs, music, nature study, nanny, secretarial.
Call Takajo at 800-250-8252. Call Tripp Lake at 800-997-4347. Or apply online at www.takajo.com or www.triplakecamp.com.
Christian daycare needs reliable helpers fast. Must be available T and R morning or longer. Good pay 842-2088.
Cruise Line. Entry level on-board positions avail. Great benefits. Seasonal or vr. round. 941-329-6434.
Internship Opportunities!
Berry Plastics has immediate need for several interns. We are seeking to fill internships in technical capacities; Molding, Engineering, Machine Maintenance, Printing; as well as administrative capacities: Sales, Marketing and Human Resources. We would specifically be looking for students from the following disciplines: Engineering, Communications, Sales/Marketing, Business, General Studies, Psychology or Counseling. Ideal candidate would qualify for KU's Kansas Work Study Program. Jobs would be part-time and pay $10.00/hour. Great opportunity to apply your education to a practical, real-world setting! Apply online at www.berryplastics.com or you may tax a letter of interest and resume to: CSA 842-7836-FDE
Female and male counselors needed for top summer camp in Maine. Competitive gym room/board/laundry/clothing/travel Must work love working w/ young people Visit www.campygega.com for a complete list of available jobs. Field hockey, lacrosse, basketball, arts, water-skiing, swimmer, dance, gymnastics, crew, equestrian, ice hockey, photo/web/web, challenge course/climbing, tennis, theatre and piano to name a few! Also opportunities for nurses/screechers for Girls! Our WEBITE! for GIRLS! more information 800-838-VEGA or email ebach@campygega.com Will be at University of Kansas Campus March 1, 2005 Kansas Union International Room. No appointment necessary. Information and interviews from 10am-3pm. Come see why Vega has set the bar since 1936]
Movie extras, actress, model
Make $100-$300 day.
No experience required F/T & T/
Hire age: 21-45
Call 800-773-82 23
University Christian Fellowship
Tuesdays - 7:30 p.m.
Bible Study & Worship
ECM building 1204 Oread
(one block north of the Kansas Union)
841-3148
rcucf@sbcglobal.net
www.ucf4u.org
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help Wanted. Part-Time Leasing.
Approx. 20hrs/Week. Afternoons and
some Sat. Apply in person, 1203 Iowa.
HIRING ALL POSITIONS. Ironhorse Golf club. South Johnson County,913-685-4653 ext 8. christmas@leawood.org
HUMAN SERVICES
HUMAN SERVICES
Are you interested in a job that will help shape your future while you help shape the lives of others? How about a job where you are a member of a team whose goal is to assist individuals with developmental disabilities make choices that effect their lives and live as members of our community? If you are looking for a rewarding opportunity, Cottonwood, Inc. Residential Services in Lawrence may be looking for you. You have Full and part-time jobs available with evening, night and every other weekend schedules (sleepovers may be included).
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Residential Specialists and Assistants:
Part-Time (varies 16-33 hrs, per week; depending on position) evening and weekend hours, some may require sleepworms. $7.75 and $8.25 per hour.
Residential Night Assistants:
Part-Time (25.5) overnight asleep position evi-
Residential Supervisor: Full-time
(41.25) Two nights per week with sleepovers and every other Saturday, including a sleepover. $8.25 per wake hour and
all positions require a high school diploma and a driving record acceptable to our insurance carrier. Related experience or College course work helpful, but may not be required. Please see the Cottontown Inc. 2001 B319. or on line at www.c绵屯Inc. EOE
Innovative Security has immediate openings for a security patrol and on-site officer Flexible schedule, nights and weekends. Must have a clean background. Starting $8.50-$9.00/hour. Call 824-9977
Instructors needed NOW for recreational gymnastics classes at south Kansas City gym. Perfect job for dance, athletic, education, social work majors. GOOD PAY! Call Eagles (816) 941-9529.
NV, KC newest night club hiring all positions. Apply on www.nv-kc.com
NV-Hiring go-go boys and male dancers
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On-Campus Representative Positions Available
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P/T, general office work, plus showing apartments. Noon-5:30 Monday-Friday. Must major in business, accounting, public relations, communications, management, or pre-law. Please call 841-5797.
PART-TIME SALES ASSISTANT position available. Great work environment. 20 hrs/wk. Good communication skills required.
Apply at www.pilgrimage.com/jobs.htm
Soap Momma, 735 Mass., is now hiring for retail sales clerks for Tuesday and Thursday and some weekend work. Must be available to work TuesThurs from 10-2 or 6-2. Expect average of 10-12 hours per week. Apply in person at 735 Mass.
SUMMER CAMP JOBSI Co-Ed camp in Maine seeks counselors in Athletics, Waterfront, Arts, Adventure. Top salaries. On Campus Wed., Feb 23. Up interview: call 1.800.237.3509, e mail staff@camplaurel.com, apply @ www.camplaurel.com
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT
Spend your summer in the Colorado Rockies at the top-rated C Lazy U Ranch. Earn money and have fun. Employee activities during time off include horseback riding, fishing, swimming, and many positions available. Go to www.clarky.com to view positions, job descriptions, and retrieve online application. Postings are available from late May-end of Sept. You can work on Labor Day are given preference. Not accepting applications for year-round employment. Questions? Visit web site or call 970-887-3344. Please fix completed applications to 970-887-3817.
The Best Summer Job: Why hike in our backcountry, ride horses on our rugged trails and breathe fresh mountain air all summer long? It comes with the job. Cheyler Coley Camps. A residential
wilderness camp for youth ages
9-17, 6-15. Call us at 1-800-Campun
or visit our website at www.chellyu
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