8A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ENTERTAINMENT
THURSDAY, JANUARY 27, 2005
LIZARD BOY BY SAM HEMPHILL FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY BY CAMERON MONKEN FOR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Today's Birthday
Tally up your resources this year and don't forget to count the stuff you've hidden away. It's worth more than you thought.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
HOROSCOPES
Today is a 10.
The next few days will be busy, and your full attention will be required. Don't do a messy job — put in the effort and take care of others well.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
today is a 7.
Once you're made all the important decisions, kick back and relax. You've earned a treat, and a romantic interlude at home is perfect.
Today is a 7.
Gemini (May 21-June 21)
Focus on fixing your place up for the next day or two. Only you can get yourself out of the mess you've gotten into. But maybe you can get the family to help.
Today is a 6
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
For the next couple of days you'll find it easy to do the math. Bring all your bookkeep
ing up to date, and turn what you have into more.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today is a 7.
You may be doing what you're doing because you enjoy it immensely. Don't overlook the practical aspects, however. They're important for keeping body and soul together.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Today is a 7.
The more you tidy up the place, the better you feel. You're getting stronger, physically and mentally. Plan something special for tomorrow, or even later tonight.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Today is a 7.
you like to get along with everybody,but that sometimes leads you to make promises. Hurry and keep them,before you forget. You can bet the others won't.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Today is a 6.
You've achieved a new level of status in the community. This opens the way to new contacts and new privileges.
For the next day or two, enjoy to the fullest.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Today is a 7.
Consider the possibility of taking on more responsibility. Generally, you avoid that like the plague, but think again. You might actually get more free time.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19)
Today is a 6.
Once you've got your supplies, you can take off on your expedition. Whether this voyage is virtual or actual is a choice that you must make. And that's just the beginning.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Tuesday, F
Today is a 5.
If you've figured out what you want, now figure out how to pay for it. Balance the checkbook, take care of the bills and see what you have left to play with.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Today is a 5.
Today is a 5.
You're just about to the point where you're going to have to start delegating. The objective is not to be the only person who can do the job, it's to get the job done.
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Crossword
815 New Hampshire 842,8200
ACROSS
1 Dandies
5 Prison rooms
10 Browse the Web
14 October birthstone
15 Ryan or Shaquille
16 Tried and ___
17 "Educating __"
18 3-time National League MVP
20 Novelist Brookner
22 Gear feature
23 Bothered
24 Increments in the family of man
27 Graphite eliminator
28 Ones belonging to them
33 Model Elle
37 Fragrant bed?
42 Theater signal
43 Jacket part
44 One-sided
47 Mussolini's first name
48 African antelopes
54 Drunkkenness
58 Brown pigment
62 Buck's mate
63 Lake Volta location
64 Hook-and-ladder truck
67 __Khayyam
68 Evangelist Roberts
69 Painter's tripod
70 Apportion (out)
71 Speaks out
72 Kilmer classic
73 Watched closely
DOWN
1 Search for food
2 One with two cents to put in
3 Bronze coat
4 Roofing pieces
5 Male swan
6 Put into effect
7 The king of France
8 Florida key
9 Guileful
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10 Cease
11 Coffee servers
12 Booorish
13 Suffix with gab or slug
19 Four pecks
21 Is plural?
25 Provide with weapons
26 Utmost degree
29 Bullpen stat
30 AOL, e.g.
31 Fish eggs
32 L. Michaels' show
34 Top card
35 Mongrel
36 Green color
37 Massage
38 Ace, when not eleven
39 Misdeed
40 Lilly or Wallach
41 Sarcastic wit
45 Heavy weight
46 Hilo garland
49 Trail behind
50 Receiving caller
58 Space saucers,
briefly
59 Ms. Sorvino
60 Donkey lament
61 Morays
65 Butterfly snare
66 Golfer Ernie
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
51 Capital of Niger
52 Give
53 Trapped
54 J. __ Hoover
55 Capital of Idaho
57 Zellweger of
"Jerry Maguire"
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Help Wanted
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