+ PAGE 6 MONDAY, APRIL 13, 2015 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN KANSAN PUZZLES + SPONSORED BY ORDER ONLINE MINSKYS.COM ACROSS 1 "By all means" 4 Picture puzzle 9 Bat wood 12 Beer cousin 13 Representative 14 False-hood 15 Willa Cather work 17 Tribute in verse 18 Mel of Coopers-town 19 Christmas tree shimmer 21 Rose or carnation 24 Fit of peevishness 25 Mouth part 26 Groove on 28 Spread outward 31 Surrounded by 33 — de deux 35 Rational 36 Churlish types 38 Pit of your stomach 40 "CSI" find 41 "Peter Pan" pooch 43 Grace, for one 45 Cyndi Lauper hit 47 Glutton 48 Ball prop 49 Willa Cather work 54 Listening device 55 Oyster prize 56 Seek damages 57"— 57 Doubtfire" 58 Fry lightly 59 Grow old DOWN 1 Sweet potato 2 TV Tarzan Ron 3 Mariner's place 4 Snitched (on) 5 Vanity voyage 6 Franklin or Stein 7 Monads 8 Dry cleaner's targets 9 Willa Cather work Back of the lot imptly ches re Fr.) 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RPBKDWR SWDRRDS VU OR LXWYDW PWOBPOB YXBOWHGR UDWLXWYPBK HNORRPH XNSPDR: RGOG-BO-BO. Today's Cryptoquip Clue: L equals F CRYPTOQUIP TRENDING BRAD BARKET/ASSOCIATED PRESS "The Daily Show" host Jon Stewart went on an eight-minute rant about the Kansas Legislature's passage of two new conservative laws on April 9 Jon Stewart burns Kansas for its passage of new gun, welfare laws Lily Grant @lilygrant UDK We don't usually hear much about Kansas on national television, but the state was in the spotlight for more than eight minutes on The Daily Show on Thursday night. Unfortunately, our eight minutes of fame were spent being made fun of by host Jon Stewart, thanks to some extremely conservative and questionable laws passed in the state recently. Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback recently signed a bill that allows a concealed weapon to be carried without a permit. Furthermore, the bill eliminated the previous requirement of eight hours of gun training before obtaining a permit. Rep. Travis Couture-Lovelady (R-Palco) said removing the law, which required eight hours of gun training, would actually somehow improve safe gun use. "Kansas gun owners have shown they are responsible," Brownback said at a news conference. "Well, you know what they say about guns: Better sorry than safe," Stewart said to point out the absurdity of the law. Brownback also signed a bill passing a law that limits the items people who are receiving welfare can spend their government aid on. The list of restrictions includes movie theaters, nail salons and cruise ships — as if "You never recovered from the national economic collapse? F*** you, no movies," Stewart said of the issue. someone who needs welfare could afford to buy a cruise ticket anyway. Stewart presented research that states that for every dollar Kansas contributes to the federal government, it mooches $1.29. Brownback has reduced funding for employee pension programs, Kansas schools and highway repair projects. Stewart pointed out the hypocrisy of Kansas enforcing welfare restrictions, when Kansas itself requires government aid to function. "That's the fact, Kansas, you're on the dole. And if you need to take tax money YOUNG FROM Josh and Cornelia enthusiastically join Jaime and Darby for their energetic activities, which make them feel young again, but also show how the effects of getting older creep up so unexpectedly. embracing vintage style with a huge collection of vinyl records, a tube TV and VHS tapes, and disregarding Facebook. They have a pet chicken in their apartment, hang out at street beaches and engage in a spiritual ceremony taking the hallucinogen Ayahuasca, which is the funniest scene of the movie. "While We're Young" pointedly captures both the appeal and ridiculousness of hipster idiosyncrasies, entertaining with an incisive exactness. Cornelia flailing around in a hip-hop dance class makes for a laugh-out-loud moment, while Josh finding out he cramped up on a bike because of arthritis in his knees is funny for its sad truth. Writer/director Noah Baumbach teases smart humor out of discomfort and failure, always hitting acutely relatable notes and building engrossing character dynamics. As Josh's long-term documentary project runs out of fuel, Jaime's new documentary project goes extremely well. The feeling of personal decline while someone close to you rises in success comes through with a thoughtfully funny poignancy. Stiller delivers one of his most maturely humorous performances here, but Driver steals the show, as with most things he's in. His innate charisma, off-the-cuff comedic delivery and oddball quirks make him irresistibly interesting, especially as he slowly reveals a surprising side of his character. The middle-aged can't quite relive their youth in "While We're Young," but the commentary on both the pains of getting older and the fallacies of the young result in lots of wise fun. CHECK OUT KANSAM.COM from New York and Illinois, that's OK. Just remember the fact that you're accepting government assistance shows you can't be trusted to make your own decisions. I noticed that while [the state of Kansas is] on welfare, you're still having fun," Stewart said, showing a picture of Kansas basketball player Kelly Oubre Jr. dunking the ball. FOR MORE CONTENT — Edited by Mitch Raznick Stewart made sarcastic and witty comments to show the hypocrisy of the laws that have been passed in Kansas recently. "Let's see how you like being treated like the welfare queens you are," Stewart said. EXPO FROM PAGE 5 American and international students alike to learn a piece of culture that will stick with them," she said. 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