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WEDNESDAY, MARCHVEMBER 50, 2015
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Some random guy said "God Bless" to me the other day. I didn't know what to say. I'm agnostic.
Pretty sure none of the professors in the math department are as attractive as the sexy professor from Italy.
Note to self: I should probably stop texting and walking. I walk straight into too many doors.
Some girl in my class today was barely wearing a shirt. How can you think that's OK?
Geography really shouldn't be this hard.
What can I do to be featured in Day in the Life? Not being so lazy might be a good start.
I want a dog when I grow up but I'm extremely irresponsible and it's probably not a good idea.
Blue cheese be stanky.
All I want is summer. Is that so hard?
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Bill Self for President.
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
I shed so much hair I'm surprised I'm not bald.
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" will forever be the funniest line in a song ever
Remember playing Mario Kart and thinking you were in first place, then realizing you were actually looking at the wrong screen the whole time and crashing into walls? That's college.
Woogadie woogadie woogadie
Late to class bc I was taking a personality quiz to see what kind of fruit I am -- i'm such a strawberry
to the window, to the wall, to my 8 am I crawl
10% luck, 20% skill, 70% concentrated adderall pill
Whatever happened to the twitter acct KU secret admirer? You used to be the highlight of my day!
Vietnamese food is phoking delicious
"Hella" apparently is a new way of measurement
You know what sucks? Accidentally setting your alarm for PM instead of AM.
Dating tip: put your arm around her, then your other arm.
Do you ever look at your parking job and wonder when you became such a jerk?
iPhone chargers should be called "Apple Juice"
I say a prayer every time I see someone sprinting to class
Complete the tackle, 4th down now, they have to punt. Wait, this might be football.
Me: Hey professor, how are you? Professor: It's in the syllabus.
I hate when there's a typo in a funny text and it ruins the whole thong
Can't sleep because I can't figure out how waffle fries are made
When you have no clue what your professor wrote but you still write it in a similar shape as they did
About time to plan my life around the Royals again.
Just sneezed 12 times in a row at Walmart. TWELVE.
Almost got knocked over by the girl at the bar twerking to Baby Got Back.
Aren't you suppose to stop getting zits once you're done being a teenager? Ugh.
Can't wait for the campus to look nice when I'm not here in five years.
When you're telling a really good story at night and your roommate falls asleep in the middle of it and starts snoring.
Didn't spring semester just start last week?
Just walked up 14th street hill brb gonna go pass out in the grass
I wonder which basketball player on Kentucky makes the most money.
I love watching large groups of people check their iPhones when one of them gets a text.
I've gotten more sleep in my classes than in my own bed this week
Pro tip: Don't get a beer just because you think it has a cool name.
Why can't we swim in Potter Lake like the good ole' days?
Beards are far superior to mustaches. Unless you're Ron Swanson or the Pringles Man.
How can I get on a game show? I could use an extra $10,000
WE WERE ON A BREAK.
David Beaty is a hunk.
Girls in my 7 am class w/ fake lashes and I'm thinking about how I managed to brush my hair this morning
One of the worst parts of breaking up is knowing you'll never see their dog again, and their dog doesn't know why you stopped visiting :('
Why does basketball have to end?
To whoever finds the $20 I dropped on campus — spend it on alcohol. It's what I would have wanted.
When you call your teacher mom or dad - _-
I can't handle all these TWD season finale spoilers everywhere I go...#haventseenity!
"Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time" - Drake, probably
boyfriend so controlling they call him Guantanamo Bae
All I want is someone to cuddle with, eat Chipotle with. and watch Netflix with. #Basic
Is pajama-tester a profession? Like, where you can try on comfy PJs and footy pajamas all day?
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I am so stressed right now and I don't know how to handle it :)
At a party I almost had fun for 5 minutes before remembering all my responsibilities tomorrow
I get more homework done in my class than I do any other time.
3 tests in a week, i'm starting to suspect my teachers meet late at night to plan against me
Halfway to class I noticed my sandals were on the wrong feet just gonna be one of those days I guess
Trivia at Dempseys tonight!
Pro tip: most teachers don't accept tear stains as an acceptable essay response
If Withey doesn't win the Face of the Streak competition I'm going to cry.
All these flat plains and they decide to build KU on the one hill in Lawrence...
Serious question, when was the last time you did a cartwheel?
What do you mean I can't use beak 'em bucks to pay parking tickets?!
I love having a mini panic attack when someone's ringtone plays my alarm clock
I feel no obligation to tip my bartender who charged us $5 for a Lone Star. Great, you can open an overpriced can. Bye.
Please don't say "oh yeah, keep doin it" while the cashier is scanning your coupons at Dillon's.
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