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Friday, June 25, 1971
University Summer Kansan
Griff & the Unicorn
By Sokoloff
THE MEASUREMENT OF TIME IS USUALLY BASED ON COUNTING CYCLIST OR REGULARLY REPEATED EVENTS, SUCH AS THE MOTION OF THE EARTH ABOUT THE SUN (YEARS), THE MOON ABOUT THE EARTH (MONTHS), THE EARTH ABOUT ITS AXIS (DAYS), THE SWING OF THE PENDULUM IN A GRANDEATH CLOCK (SECONDS), OR THE VIBRATION OF A CESIUM ATOM IN AN ATOMIC CLOCK (1/9, 192, 631, 830 SECOND) "
"Copyright 1971, David Sokoleft."
Calypso
Housing: It's Only Fair
By CASS PETERSON
new apartment complexes are
sprouting out of barren ground in
Lawrence at an alarming rate,
but not an easy task. Consider the
experience of Bertha Swainbeat,
a KU student who wanted an
apartment.
Her requirements were simple—a one-bedroom apartment, furnished in Baroque, with a clubhouse and heated pool, not more than 1 block from campus or nearby, for less than $30 a month.
The closest she came was a two-room attic furnished in early American Junkyard for $140 a month.
Then there were the Percy Finkbanks, a young couple with four cats, who wanted to rent an apartment with an extra room and buy their own cane and her pipe organ. They finally found what they wanted, only to discover that the cat wouldn't rent Hoch Auditorium.
But the real problem is not finding an apartment that suits
your needs, but one that will accept you.
A friend of mine, looking for an apartment, chanced upon one close to schools. There was a apartment. "A apartment Up for Adoption."
"How much?" she inquired of the lady who answered the door. "Depends," answered the lady curiously. "Do you have references?"
"Well," said my friend
hesitantly. "I used to live in a
duplex on the south side. And my
mother always I always
please me."
"Do you smoke? Drink? Keep late hours? Use the oven than four times a week? Wear shoes inside the house?"
My friend quickly answered that she only smoked in the basket and never unless she was standing on the newspaper in the kitchen, gave the lamps the night off after 9 a.m., and always walked on her hands.
When a new preschool, she was heading for Watkins to get her tranquilizer prescription
refilled.
It seems she only qualified for a trainee and tomorrow she go before the Prevention of Cruelty to Apartments) to sign her final contract.
Reviews
Two westerns:
THUNDER MOON, by Max Brand (Pocket, 60 cents); KILLER TRAIL, by Joseph Chadwick (Gold Medal, 60 cents) or about a white bear recared as an Indian. The second a shot 'em up.
THE BEST OF FAMILIES, by Ellin Berlin (Crest, 95 cents)—one of the family novels.
-Letters.
To the Editor:
You know how it is in Lawrence with jobs, especially in the tech industry — a lot of seekers, there's a new restaurant chain opening. They need "People". It's going to be a 24-team team at Samba's or some place such as
If you get the munchies some night, drop in, on. But I wouldn't apply for a job, unless you want to work at a haircut. know what I mean? It's the same old bit. I know I'm not nobody ever really kills.
Hiring Practices
I know it's not the manager's fault. It's part of the chain's experience or, as he told one student, "It's the way we do things like white Samba's." "I'm personal," he said, "to use have long hair myself" as he tries to straighten his hail and flash his peace sign.
there. The customer is always polite and pays a proper tax. The policy will be as good to any paying customer, regardless of race, creed, color or gender.
I question the hypocrisy of catering to a community that the "man" will not hire, will not have lunch with me, will you want a burgarron, or a set of tires, or a water pipe, or rolling papers, or some love beads, or a pair of sandals, or some life in armor, or some face comb. Know what I mean?
—Wayne Atwood Sophomore
The Red Baron
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WASHINGTON (UPI) — You hear the very much about the Dearborn police, Porosity, the reason being that it is one of the most secret agencies in the country.
There is, of course, a certain amount of out-of-town seepage in the rainwater system that occurred in the case of the secret Vietnam report launched to the New York Times.
The Lighter Side
Rv DICK WEST
In addition, each department has its own staff of informed sources, reliable sources and teachers authorized to spring minor leaks. There is no guarantee, however, that an informed source will be present.
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Thanks to a friend who works in the Office of Sieves and Bungholes the leaks word of new government contracts three hours before they are officially released is treated to a tour of the bureau.
In the first room we entered, about 25 employees were standing around a large circular table letting cats out of bags. "About 45 per cent of the surreptitious印第安人," said the manner," my friend said, "and it also saves us money on mouse traps."
In the next room, several dozen large burlap bags were stacked around the walls and the floor was strenued with leuches.
"This is where we spill the beans," my friend explained. "It is an effective method of clandestine, disclosure, but rather untidy."
The third room had in the center a lectern and several desks of the familiar classroom variety. All were empty, but many perimeter several persons were stealthily conversed
They are telling tales out of school, my friend said, and led me to a museum where the most interesting of them was a number of persons whom I recognized as reporters were lined up outside a booth. Inside, someone in a white smok was inspecting insects with a pair of tweezers.
"There's a waiting line now," my friend said, "but come back later and we'll put a bug in your ear."
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