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University Daily Kansan
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Friday, Sept. 29, 1961
Migration Plans Are Completed
Plans have been completed by the KuKu's and Jay Janes for a student migration to the Kansas-Oklahoma football game on Oct. 21.
SALLY SPONABLE, Paola senior and Jay Janes president, said that 1,000 tickets for the game are available to the students and may be purchased Oct. 4-6 for $4 at the Information Booth on Jayhawk Boulevard.
In addition, for students who wish to go on the migration to Norman by train, a Santa Fe agent will be selling train tickets at the Information Booth. Train tickets will cost $13.48. The train will leave Lawrence at 11 p.m. Friday and return Sunday at 6 a.m.
A PEP RALLY WILL be held when the band meets the train at the station in Norman. The group will then proceed to the game. Students who go on the migration will have a four-hour layover in Oklahoma City Saturday evening.
Official Bulletin
Catholic Daily Mass; 6:30 a.m. St.
John's Church, 13th & Kentucky.
TODAY
International Club Meeting: 7:30 p.m.
Big Screen TV, refreshments, dancing,
Moyles, refreshments, dancing.
BSU Discussion; 7:30 p.m. Southern Baptist Activities Building, 1221 Oread. Program: "Main Hindrances to Full Christian Maturity."
Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship:
7:30 p.m. Cottonwood Room, Student Union.
Program: Number 1 in a series of discussions of the life of Christ.
Hillel Friday Night Services; 7:30 p.m.
Jewish Community Center, 917 Highland
Episcopal Evening Prayer: 9:30 p.m.
Dunforth Chapel.
SUNDAY
Oread Friend's Worship Meeting: 10:30
am. This silent Quaker meeting
to:
Lutheran Church Services; 9:15 & 10:45
a. Trinity Lutheran Church.
Lutheran Student Association Evening Vespers: 5:15 p.m., Danfarch Chapel. Dinner will follow at Trinity Lutheran Church, 13th & New Hampshire. Assoc. Prof. of Design, Arvid Jacobson, will speak on "Religious Art."
Episcopal Holy Communion and lunch:
12 noon, Canterbury House.
MONDAY
Pharmacy Open House
The KU Pharmacy School completes its three day pharmacy extension courses with a dinner in the Eldridge Hotel at 7 p.m. today.
Open house will be held tomorrow from 9-11:30 a.m. in Malott Hall. All pharmacists attending the lectures, their families, and friends will be guests of the students and faculty of the School of Pharmacy.
The present Berlin crisis has not resulted in the induction of college students, the clerk of the Douglas County Selective Service Board said yesterday.
No Problem on Draft
"BUT BOTH UNDERGRADUATE and graduate students should inform their local draft boards of their college grades at the end of every year," Edith Metcalf said.
board," she said. "When they approach the age of 22 they should apply for a student deferment to insure that they finish school."
"Undergraduate students should have the registrar's office send the College Student Certificate (a form which ranks the student in his graduating class) sent to their
Courage may be taught as a child is taught to speak.—Euripides
GRADUATE STUDENTS should send their draft board form 109 for their last undergraduate year plus form 103 from the graduate school, which shows that they are full-time students.
"If the graduate student is carrying less than 12 hours, but has a part-time assistantship or a research job, he should have the head of his department certify that the assistantship or the research are the equivalent of a full-time subject load," said Mrs. Metcalf.
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THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME
It happens every day. A young man goes off to college, leaving his home town sweetheart with vows of eternal love, and then he finds that he has outgrown her. What, in such cases, is the honorable thing to do?
Well sir, you can do what Rock Sigafoos did.
When Rock left Cut and Shoot, Pa, he said to his sweetheart,
a simple country lass named Tess d' Urbevilles, "My dear,
though I am far away in college, I will love you always. I will
never look at another girl. If I do, may my eyeballs parch and
wither, may my viscera writhe like adders, may the moths get
my new tweed jacket!"
Then he clutched Tess to his bosom and planted a final kiss upon her fragrant young skull and went away, meaning with all his heart to be faithful.
But on the very first day of college he met a coed named Fata Morgana, a girl of such sophistication, such poise, such savoir-faire as Rock had never beheld. She spoke knowingly of Franz Kafka, she hummed Mozart, she smoked Marlboros,
So all day he followed Fata around campus and listened to her talk about Franz Kafka, and then in the evening he went back to the dormitory and found this letter from his home town sweetheart Tess:
Now, Rock didn't know Franz Kafka from Pancho Villa, or Mozart from James K. Polk, but Marlboros he knew full well. He knew that anyone who smoked Marlboros was modern and advanced and as studded with brains as a ham with cloves. Good sense tells you that you can't beat Marlboro's exclusive selectrate filter, and you never could beat Marlboro's fine flavor. This Rock knew.
Dear Rock,
Us kids had a keen time yesterday. We went down to the pond and caught some frogs. I caught the most of anybody. Then we hitched rides on trucks and did lots of nutsy stuff like that. Well, I must close now because I got to whitewash the fence.
Your friend,
P. S. - I can do my Hula Hoop 3,000 times.
Well sir, Rock thought about Tess and then he thought about Fata and then a great sadness fell upon him. Suddenly he knew he had outgrown young, innocent Tess; his heart now belonged to smart, sophisticated Fata.
Rock, being above all things honorable, returned forthwith to his home town and walked up to Tess and looked her in the eye and said manilily, "I do not love you any more. I love a girl named Fata Morgana. You can hit me in the stomach with all your might if you like."
"That's okay, hey," said Tess amiably. "I don't love you neither. I found a new boy."
"What is his name?" asked Rock.
"Franz Kafka," said Tess.
"A splendid fellow," said Rock and shook Tess's hand, and they have remained good friends to this day. In fact, Rock and Fata often double-date with Franz and Tess and have heaps of fun. Franz can do the Hula Hoop 6,000 times.
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