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Wednesday, January 20, 1971
University Daily Kansan
KANSAN comment
Vandalism Often Ignored
Item: Warrants have been issued naming seven University of Kansas students in connection with vandalism done in the office of the Chancellor during the recent strike supporting Gary Jackson, Cost of vandalism-$150.
The consistence of this University closely resembles the plodding ass, who will run only after it has been severely beaten and then is impossible to stop--running madly till it drops from exhaustion.
After the Regents bathe this University's ass for its seeming hesitance to prosecute those responsible for the assault, a special conscience of the now alert ass launched pill-mell into an investigation of the disturbance in the
Eyewitness accounts of office personnel and administrators produced the names of seven prominent students whose names promptly appeared on warrants.
Seven warranties for $150. Let's see, that's a little more than $20 per student.
These figures may put all this in some sort of perspective:
1. Each time the goal-points are tern down in that semi-sanctioned frenely post-game jubilation, no warrants are issued and of the least importance and look forward to a bowl bid. COST—$290
2. It takes one week to clean the stadium after a football game, of garbage left behind by the faithful fans. COST—“considerably more than $100.”
3. Every time the Chi-O fountain is copied by those fun loving college kids it must be drained and refilled. No arrests of course. COST $60 (more if dye is used)
4. Sometimes the wooden gate to X-one is broken as many as twenty times a day. Not too many warrants issued for that you know.
COST—$107 ($4 per time)
5. At this moment the library staff is searching for 222 books that have disappeared from their shelves. This is lowest figure in recent years, but many books are the actual number of books missing because they only search for books that their patrons didn't read or bought (average cost of replacement per book is $20)
If the administration of this University wants us to believe that the prosecution of those students is anything but a political move aimed at satisfying a few relegates, then they should affirm their new hardline stand on simple vandalism and be prepared to set all those lessems fans in the end-node next fall.
Tom Slaughter
Stop and Think Again
It is possible that we may be told of the ills of our school, and like good sheep we will nod our heads and become 'involved', try to change things for the better. But look at my side, I say think again.
This is the time of the pundits, those learned gentlemen and gentlewomen who tell us what will happen as the year rolls along. They will look into their crystal balls and come up with their sure predictions and, simpleminded as we are supposed to be, will give us the benefit of their hindsight.
There is nothing new at this school of ours. There will be no new new. There simply will be variations on old themes and on old issues that have surfaced before on campuses much more militant than our old hill. So look ahead and above, think of a four-point semester, and show some teeth.
Kent State, I say.
Some teeth? We've had people shot on campus, you sav.
WE've had strikes on campus, you say
Columbia,etcetera, I say.
We've had a student union fire, you say.
So I don't answer, seeing that you want to belatrix
them? No, you're not.
But wait, stop for a moment and look at the lighter side of things. I mean, don't bother about the hundreds of thousands of dollars the University will lose because of the activities of past months; or of little rich boys and rich girls being elsewhere and the possibilities of grants from dad or grandpa to help them act that we may lose faculty and gain security, no, there are other important considerations.
Sadly, all usil parkers who take a half hour or half day in R-Zone or come such ideal location with some walking in.
hurried you are, don't think of going one mile above the speed limit; eyes are everywhere.
Even for those of us who registered for classes on the early days, the cry was "No more space; classes are closed." And this was not just the usual English One or two rite to get freshmen or sophomores to take the very early or very late classes, what's really happening is that faculty are able to find the places they can look a lot closer at grades. And the closer they look, a lot lower the grades are going to be.
Yes, think again. Take another look at every thing. You know there has to be a light side to every situation. Look at the lighter side and laugh a little, then maybe the person next to you will think you are not as light as you are. Maybe it burst that spreads its wings, because you think it will attack you. There are two sides to every story.
We can save ourselves by turning things around on the faculty and the administration and the reqents. We can friends to register here, Saturdays leads to lethargy. Over saturation leads to laxness and possible frustration. And I don't know a person who doesn't believe as consciously as he would mark thirty.
Think of the way I started this little piece. You probably thought I was going to enter into a discussion on the merits of the pundits' predictions, scout at their comments and probably try to figure out how they should suggest what your approach to the times ahead should be, and you were wrong, were you not?
Well, think again.
A professional nurse remarked quite suspiciously in class one day last semester that "we are in an educational revolution." I believed him, of course. I even marked it down in my notebook, for ready regurgitation at the end of the semester.
Tradition Crumbles in Classes
Bv FRANK SLÖVER
Courses Cut 'Excess Baggage'
I regurgitated at finals time.
He gave me an A. And everything probably would have remained at that happy juncture if I had not, quite by accident, begun to think about this revolution. Tomorrow the episode will belong in the national archives. It boggles the mind.
Duke Lambert
Already a lot of outdated ex baggage has been cut from the course load on the road to a few schools that practically screams "NOW."
It started with courses that devoted markedly from the trade school courses in Human Relations and Topics and Problems in biology.
Remember all those quant English themes forced onto students by professors living in yesteryears -写诗 with titles like "Artist" or "The Sexuality of Jonathon Swift?" Well, these courses are still available for the ivory tower boys, but for those of us interested in life, the new will be tremendously popular.
Those oldies but goodies, so beloved by a few anachronistic ancients, have been relegated to the past. Some may be known to be known as "the classics."
Students in this course may test their mettle and improve their
For the forward looking student, the revolution is here, but only in its dawning stages.
written articulation by expanding on such themes as what I Did During the Christening Spot. "The written work will put the greatest emphasis on conceptualization and tend to downgrade the importance of words as spelling, and punctuation.
It's face the, the Visigoths just don't mean much anymore and as for the Romans, they may have been alright in their day but have you seen their washroom facilities? I won't even speak about the way they budger the French, the country; cuffy to say that it is not indicative of a prepotent culture.
Even the Civil War does not cut it in a world change as quickly as ours. The new curriculum will include “My Upbringing,” “Grade School,” and “High School Confidences” all guaranteed to make history a more personal force as well as more timely.
Soon, even more advanced studies will be added to the program to insure an immediate, personal study of historical events, "the day after" and "Just a Moment Ago" are sure to be great favorites.
For years, universities have been training people for jobs that do not exist in the United States but only two percent of the population will be required to work as technicians while the other 86 per cent enjoy the job.
To ease the transition courses like "Cognition" appear to be the logical answer jobs graduate with a major in graduate with a major in
Quotes in the News
By United Press International
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — George C. Wallace, at inauguration ceremonies for his second term as governor:
"The people of Alabama were responsible in 1968 for the issues adopted by both national parliaments, and now insist upon from this day on."
FT. BENNING, Dr.-Ga. Dr. BERT A. L Verne, a psychiatrist who testified at the court-martial of Khalil Obama, the officer was under a compulsion to kill everything during his unit's sweep of My Lai
WASHINGTON-EN. Harold E. Hughes, D-Down, considered by some to be a potential candidate for the presidency in 1972, was elected to the position of candidacy by Sen. George S. McGovern, D-S.D:
" . He was never insane. It was a compulsion like someone with a tie, or someone who must turn off the water faucets at night or step on the cracks in the side walk."
"Never was there greater need for forthright debate on the great issues facing America. Senator McCarthy's early entry into the national dialogue so urgently needed at this time."
DETROIT-Detroit Police Commissioner John F. Nichols says he will appear on a weekly radio program, answering questions called in by listeners. The program is called, "Buzz the Fuzz."
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Griff & the Unicorn
By Sokoloff
It is obvious that industry and use of a service will be quick to change. In addition, the amount when they see the use which can be made of these newly trained individuals. In no time at all the new graduates are called Cogitators I, II, III and IV to its roles with a set of scientifically tested exams for advancement in the profession.
The Extension Program will receive great attention in the new scheme, since it is through this program that students education takes place. The new accent will be on instruction that can actually be used while teaching.
Sex May Be Wept Aside
By DICK WEST
Cogitation, that should be no deterrent for an institution which is dedicated to explore the benefits of learning from implementing such a course.
"Secretary" will address itself
The Lighter Side
Just the titles of some of them are too long to fit into most current catalogs, for instance "I Think Hustling in Bars is a Low Sort of Thing To Do And I Put Down, When I Have It." However, Some Feel That I Do the Same Things at the Union."
Someday.
to those who make their livings by working in an office and pounding a typewriter all day, although it will also be useful for women who work as salegirls or waitresses. We should include making someone you are supposed to be serving feel like an intruder in your jurisdiction, with special emphasis on blank and withering looks. Others points covered will include how to make the person who just asked a question feel uncomfortable, don't know the answer feel foolish and look for the first opportunity to escape from your office. Guest lecturers will give attention to the basics of the field, including "the more intelligent they are, the easier they get them flustered," the dodos are on your side anyhow."
WASHINGTON (UPI)—As is apparent to anyone over the age of 13.7 years, America is in that strongly emphasizes sex.
society together in a learning experience. Once courses like 'Vigilante' and 'Rolling Queens' become established on campus, students will have a common ground at last. This day is not far off. Although many of the courses which are now being implemented are progressive both in concept and in fact, even more thought-and provoking subjects are due in the very near future.
This new concept in education will surely bring all segments of
"Copyright 1971, University Daily Kansan"
A medical team composed of Dr. Elegiac and his assistant, Dr. Lachrymilis, will publish a controversial paper on human Lachrymilian inadequacy. *
They see a new trend emerging, bellwethered by 'Love Story,' a highly successful novel that moves readers to tears
rather than appealing to their prurient interest.
In their investigation of why so many people are unable to have a good cry, Dr. Elegia and Mrs. Mew will invite couples, both married, into their laboratory and work them in the act of weeping.
A team of medical researchers, beaded by Dr. Alfred Mauldin, in New York City, *Lachrysne Behavior in the Human Male*, popularly known as Lachrysine, has been studied.
If that prediction proves correct, then here are some of the things we can look forward to in the coming months:
Based on interviews with more than 47 men, the study will show that lachrymation among American males is far more
frequent and widespread that previously had been suspected.
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'Keerful thar, fella'. That thang might go off and hurt somebody."
From this they will recommend ways of helping people overcome dry-evedness.
A psychiatrist named Dr. Katherine listing "Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Weeping But Were Crying Too Hard to
Some one using the pen name "K" will write a book called "The Tearful Woman." It will encourage women to go ahead and眼露 out any time they feel like it. And what is more, enjoy it.
It will explain in terms the layman can understand how the teardrops work, such mysteries as why teardrops run down the cheeks rather than under them.
The subject of premature sobbing will be discussed frankly and humorously.
Those Were the Days
50 Years Ago
A petition was given to Chancellor E. H. Lindley by male members of living groups and student government. The petition called for the elimination of any "indecent" dancing, such as the camel-walk, the shimmy, check the dance, the dancing and "close" dancing.
A coed received notice that a law-suit, involving $1, had been
The threatened smallpox epidemic had not yet become serious. There was one case in the Hospitol Hospital and one case in town.
25 Years Ago
A member of Alpha Chi, urged on by a dare, bit an Alpha Chi houseboy as he was serving her dessert.
filed against her by her lau-
ried the coed alleged that a pair of "beautiful pink things" in her bill, and refused to pay her bill.
E. C. Quigley, athletic director, announced that Ralph "Red" Huffman, KU line coach during the 1945 season, would become head football coach at Hays State Teachers College.
15 Years Ago
The School of Education planned to move to the remodeled Bailey Hall on January 28.
hawls of protest were heard from rabid KU basketball fans because of what they called poor coaching in Kansas and Iowa state. Kansas and Iowa state.
The School of Journalism announced that Roy A. Roberts, president and general manager of the Kansas City Star, would given the seventh annual William Allen White Lecture.