PAGE 2B THURSDAY, MAY 3, 2012 QUOTE OF THE DAY THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN "They made their mind up that they wanted to finish strong, to take momentum into this year, and that was no joke. ... That tells me they ready to win now." --is a disaster." Kansas City teams don't have to worry about high expectations from fans. Fans hope the Royals and Chiefs win, but, based on recent history, realistic fans expect to lose, which makes them celebrate when their teams pull out a victory. - Ned Yost, manager of the Royals, told the Kansas City Star about the end of the 2011 season OF THE DAY In 2005, the Royais set a franchise-worst record, ending the season 56-16. Royals.com TRIVIA OF THE DAY Q: How many times have the Royals made the World Series? A: Two Royals.com THE MORNING BREW KC a great place for the casual fan Forbes recently named Kansas City the ninth worst miserable sports city. With the Chiefs finishing their 2011 season at a dismal 7-9 and the Royals sporting a losing regular season record, many diehard fans would concur. "This is about misery as defined by heartbreak," the article said of the list, "Teams good enough to win a lot of games and advance through the post-season, only to disappoint fans in the end by falling short of a championship." While Kansas City may very well be a "miserable" sports city, it's a pretty good place for less-than-avid sports fans: those who make a few games per year just to be outside, hang out with friends or enjoy a hot dog on dollar night. They miss the games on ESPN, but they turn on SportsCenter for the highlights later. Here are a few reasons Kansas City isn't miserable for the casual fan: CHEAP AND AVAILABLE TICKETS For Friday's game against the New York Yankees, the Royals are selling tickets for as cheap as $16. Against teams who aren't the most popular team in Major League Baseball, tickets can be as low as $7, and they rarely sell out. Sure, you might have terrible seats, but you will still get the inside-the-ballpark experience. CELEBRATING EVERY VICTORY After the Kansas men's basketball team defeated North Carolina in the Elite Eight this year, coach Bill Self said, "At Kansas, winning is a relief, and losing TAKING PRIDE IN THE LITTLE THINGS When fans can't celebrate big victories, they take pride in little victories, such as the Royals' farm system. One ESPN columnist called it "the most bountiful, prospect-laden system in the game." And when there aren't positive accomplishments to take pride in, they might just take pride in the negative ones. After all, they can proclaim that the Chiefs had a valid "Suck for Luck" campaign at the beginning of last year. SPORTING SUCCESS Forbes' list failed to include Major League Soccer in its calculations. If it had, Kansas City might have been bumped off the shameful top 10, thanks to Sporting KC (7-1). Soccer may not be the most popular sport in the Midwest, but this team is certainly performing better than the Royals and Chiefs. The ticket prices aren't too bad either. If nothing else, fans have the old cliché "misery loves company" to fall back on. Despite the losses, disappointments, firings and season after season of hopes being raised and crushed, fans in Kansas City always have each other. And fountains. And jazz. And barbecue. Edited by Pat Strathman This week in athletics Thursday No Events Scheduled Friday Baseball Air Force 6 p.m. Lawrence Saturday Baseball Air Force 3 p.m. Lawrence Softball Big 12 Championships All Day College Station, Texas Sunday No Events Scheduled No Events Scheduled Monday KANSANCLASSIFIEDS Tuesday Wednesday housing No Events Scheduled for sale announcements 785-864-4358 ... - HARPER (785) 838-3377 2 Bedrooms $550-800 785-313-5360 or 785-832-8728 www.lawrencepm.com 1, 2, 3 & 4 BR avail June & August tst Pool, pat/balcony, KU & Lawrence Bus. Pet's OK Call 785-843-0011 HOUSING 1822 Maine 3, BR, 2 BA house. All wood, 2 car garage, close to AFH/Rec Center, avail Aug 1 $1245/mo. No smoking/petts. 760-840-4897 - BRIARWOOD 2 BR. wood floors, W/D, 1825 Louisiana $550, 785-393-6443 2 BR June & August lease available. Next to campus. Jayhawk Apts. 1130 W 11th $600/mo. no pets. 785-556-0713 2 BR apt, in Victorian house, 1100 Louisiana, water paid, 885 sq ft, central AC, no smokers or smokers, avail. Aug. 1, $830, must see, 785-766-0476 2&3 BR Townhomes Avail. June or Aug. include W/D. Rent Specials starting at $675, 785-814-7849 2BR 1BA avail 8/1 Pool, Bus Route, Paio /Balcony, Quiet Setting Small Pets welcomed 785-843-0011 - TUCKAWAY - HAWKER 2903 University Dr. 3 BR with studio or 4 BR available Aug. 1, 2012. W/D Included. 2 bath, 1 car garage. On bus route. New carpet. $500/mo. Contact us at 785-218-6590 or 785-841- 9646. textbooks - HUTTON FARMS (785) 841-3339 ... 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Call Tom @ 785-550-0426 VERY QUIT 2BR, 18A quality town- house for sale 10 min from campus. Perfect for serious student. $119.500 785-550-6890 leave MSG. Summer Sublease Special!! Parkway Commons - 3Br/2Bath for $795 (785) 842-3280 SPOTS STILL AVAILABLE! CHECK OUT OUR 4 BEDROOM 2 BATH APARTMENTI STARTING AT $359 PER BED. MOST UTILITIES INCLUDED PLUS YOUR FURNISHED! - Applecross - Abbott's Corner - Chamberlain Court - MacKenzie Place - Melrose Court - Ohio Court CHASE COURT 1942 STEWART AVE. 785-843-8220 | chasecourt@sunflower.com GREAT CAMPUS LOCATIONS STOP BY TODAY FOR A TOUR! 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