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Email questions to michelle@michellemacbain.com Spring has sprung! Tulips are blooming, trees are blossoming, birds are chirping girls are in their Tempo shorts, and the boys are dressed like Carlton Banks. It's time for spring sex positions. All positions with the exception of Sunday Brunch and Tulip in Bloom, can be modified for anal penetration. Bee Sting Receiver flexibility is required for this anal position. The easiest way to get into the position is to first achieve Reverse Cowgirl; the giver lies on his/her back while the receiver straddles the giver on his/her knees, facing away from the giver. Next, the receiver leans all the way back until he/she is resting on the receiver's chest, keeping both knees bent. This position allows for intimacy between partners as the giver's hands are free to caress and stimulate the receiver's body and genitals, and both partners are positioned close enough for deep kissing. Sunday Brunch The giver lies on his/her back on the bed with his/her head over the edge. The receiver straddles the givers head, facing away from the giver. The position of the giver's head allows full exploration of the receiver's genitals and anus. The receiver can also bend and extend his legs for deeper penetration or stroke his shaft while the giver focuses on his huevos rancheros. Tulip in Bloom View her tulip in all its glory. This version of cunningling has the receiver lie on her back, raise her lower back and legs overhead, and rest her feet or knees (depending on flexibility) on either side of her head. Her tulip is raised and exposed for her partner to enjoy. The giver kneels behind her, allowing her to rest her hips and/or buttocks against his/her chest for stability and comfort. The giver has the ability to stimulate both her vagina and anus, as well as the freedom to explore the rest of her body with his/her hands! Enjoy all the beauty of her warm, spring tulip! In the Czech Republic, women are playfully spanked by the men on Easter Monday to keep their health and beauty for the coming year. Join in on this springtime tradition with the Polmâzka position. The giver sits on the edge of the bed and holds the receiver's legs around his/her torso, the receiver's buttocks facing up. The receiver places his/her hands securely on the floor with arms extended, holding his/her upper body off the floor. The receiver can rock back and forth as the giver uses his/her arms to assist the movement. The receiver's buttocks is positioned for a playful spanking. The Bunny Hop Bounce your way to orgasm! The giver lies on his/her back while the receiver, facing the giver, straddles him. The receiver places his/her feet firmly on the bed, knees bent, with both arms and hands securely grasping giver's forearms. The receiver uses his/her legs to "bounce up and down, the giver assisting by securely holding the receiver's forearms with his/her hands. Hippity hoppity! Orgasm is on its way. Price significantly changed the baseball program's fortunes during his tenure, but is it time for a new direction? As long as the Texas and Oklahoma schools are in the Big 12 conference, Kansas probably won't find themselves atop the Big 12 standings, but they shouldn't find themselves last in the conference either. Kansas baseball is a tough sell for high school recruits who are searching for a program that can prepare them for the major leagues. Athletic Director Sheahon Zenger is serious about revamping the Kansas football program because it's a cash cow, but if the baseball team's struggles continue, he should make an effort to revitalize the program. Wide receiver Marquis Jackson evades a tackle in a game last season. After having a chance to watch his team, coach Charlie Weis is making some changes to his line-up during spring practices. Edited by Jeff Karr KATHLEEN GIER kathleen.gier@suny.edu kgier@kansan.com After two weeks of spring practice, football coach Charlie Weis has had a chance to look at the team and has mixed feelings about what he has seen. He beamed about quarterback Dayne Crist during yesterday's press conference, but noted lingering questions about depth at positions across the board. This is a time for adjustment in the university sports scene, and his football team, which is preparing for its first season under a new coach, is no exception. TRAVIS YOUNG/KANSAN FILE PHOTO The team is also adjusting after losing leading rusher James Sims, who has been suspended for the first three games of the season following a DUI arrest. But Weis will keep him productive while he is gone. "We going to have the best show team running back in the country," Weis said of Sims' new role of preparing Kansai defense for opponents in scrimmage. "The only way to not get rusty is to go over there and run show队." One way Weis is adjusting is by At the running back position, the Jayhawks have sophomore Brandon Bourbon, sophomore Tony Plerson and Sims. That leaves a deep roster at wide receiver with six options for Kansas. moving sophomore wide receiver Marquis Jackson over to running back during spring practice. Jackson adds size and a physical element to the position that Weis has not seen from other players. Weis said the Jayhawks would focus on getting Pierson more touches this season, but there is a challenge because he and running back coach Reggie Mitchell have to discover a balance to keep him productive, but fresh and injury free for the 13 game season. "You are in a catch-22 now, because every time he touches the ball, he has the chance to score a touchdown." Weis said. That is where the other ball-carriers will support Pierson and keep the offense moving forward. That depth and versatility gives the coaches the ability to keep adjusting throughout the season to keep the ball with the hot hand. They can tap their helmet when they want to go out, but I will wave them back in," Weis said. "You can get a break after you score." "I don't care how tired they get. Currently, training is a balance between weight-lifting for maintenance and conditioning. After practice, Weis plans gassers, which is an attempt to increase the team's stamina. "You can't play this game without having stamina," Weis said. "That is true on both sides of the ball and special teams." The focus will be on short-burst running and weight training to prepare the Jayhawks for a tough and physical Big 12 season. . } Edited by Corinne Westeman