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MEN'S BASKETBALL
THURSDAY, MARCH 29, 2012
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
By the numbers
MATT GALLOWAY
mgalloway@kansan.com
December 10,2011
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GIRL: Do you need an Advil?
GUY: No, it's just a freaking boo boo.
GIRL: Maybe I'll stay in tonight and pick out my outfit and de-bloat for tomorrow.
PROFESSOR: What's an example of a lie?
STUDENT: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
GIRL: You are fine. My mom rode a rollercoaster when she was pregnant with me.
GUY: Would you ever wanna be a swinger with me?
GIRL: Heck no!
GUY: Not even a gentleman's threesome? Two girls and one guy?
PROFESSOR: Ok, I'll name a body organ and then you say what is associated with it. Liver.
STUDENT: Alcoholism!
GIRL: The weather outside is making me want to pee.
GUY: You can always tell a good pressman by how many fingers he has.
GUY: Look at that creamy texture.
GIRL: That's what she said.
GUV: If you say a word over and over again it starts to sound meaningless.
GIRL: Penis penis penis penis penis.
GUV: Please don't make that word sound meaningless.
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3. 3$\textcircled{1}$ | BROTHER GRUESOME • CAREY SCOTT
3. 31 | KU FINAL FOUR WATCH PARTY
4. 1 | MENACIN JOHNSON • REACH
4. 3 WHITE RABBITS • GULL