THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN HOROSCOPES Because the stars know things we don't Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8 You feel good in your skin today. Your magnetism and charm attract what you ask for, so consider your requests. Challenge: utter no complaints. Only speak your dreams. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is an 8 You're especially persuasive in the morning and easily convince others that you're right. Build up resources, and add players to the team. Cool off in the evening. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8 Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8 Study, grow and expand early today with ample energy to get you moving. Others get magnetically drawn into your game. A quiet night refreshes. Share love. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is an 8 People seek you out for advice. It could be your philosophical view or your brilliant wit. Take advantage of the interest to move a pet project forward. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14, 2012 Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8 Your charm and enthusiasm are getting attention. Figure out your strategy, and make your move in a way that everyone benefits. Leave your money in the bank. Patience. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 7 Decide where best to put your energy. You can get whatever you need. Compromise will be necessary. Be careful not to overspend. Time spent reviewing the plan pays off. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7 Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7 You're inspired by freedom and justice. Apply your passion to a current project. Continue to gather data. If the reality doesn't fit the vision, alter the vision. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8 You've got someone under a spell. Ignore that little voice in your head. It's not very nice, usually. Trust your real intuition. Go with your heart. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 9 You're becoming more attractive with age. Your willingness to solve problems and take action is inspiring. Give yourself permission to be creative and look good. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5 Don't be afraid to pull the necessary strings so the music plays your way. Prepare your lessons well, and go for the honor roll. Live and learn. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb.18) Today is an 8 Friends help you solve great philosophical problems. Combine your powers and dreams for more effectiveness. There's plenty of room for romance. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 9 Enjoy home. Give your career more flavor by adding some passion. The more you enjoy your work, the better you'll do and the happier you'll be. It's a winning cycle. 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Today's Cryptoquip Clue: K equals T TELEVISON New ABC drama blends CIA, family MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE The new ABC drama "Missing" is a blend of the Jason Bourne films, "24" "Taken" and a smidge of "Alias," as told from A shle y Judd is the one with the claws in the show, which premiers a 5 p.m. EDT Thursday and has an initial order of 10 episodes. A decade ago, Becca Winstone (Judd) became a single mom when her CIA-agent husband Paul (Sean Bean) was blown up in Europe. Now their college-age son Michael (Nick Eversman) wants to go to Europe and study. Becca reluctantly agrees. Big mistake. the perspective of a very serious mama grizzly. Judd When Michael goes missing, Becca heads to Europe to find him. And she is not going as the mild-mannered owner of a florist shop, her most recent activity. As the trailers for the show readily note, she is going as a former CIA agent with plenty of contacts, more than one enemy. Soon enough she is not only on Michael's trail, she is deep in old, unresolved issues from her spying days — and both chasing and being chased by an array of intelligence operatives. I am trying not to give away any plot twists here, but in the two episodes I watched, there were plenty. some secrets and plenty of skills of the bone-crushing, gap-jumping, motorcycle-speeding and multiple-language-speaking variety. Gregory Poirier, who wrote "National Treasure: Book of Secrets," created the series — and it shares with that film attitude a sense that the audience won't ask too many plausibility questions as long as the show keeps moving. But there are still questions to be asked, such as why the first episode ends on a silly cliffhanger — and why, if Paul really was killed, is Bean listed as a regular cast member. For that matter, as smart as Becca is, she commits at least one very boneheaded move — and it's the sort that will have you yelling at the TV for her to wise up. Conceptis Sudoku SUDOKU By Dave Green Difficulty Level ★★★ 3/14 MOIVES MOVIES Tatum, Hill make new '21 Jump Street' movie funny, clever "21 Jump Street" is silly and relentlessly clever, and even though it goes a little slack in the final 10 minutes, the absolutely insane end credits more than make up for it. As a teenager, Jenko (Channing Tatum) was a popular jock prone to slamming kids into lockers and doling out titty-twisters. Schmidt (Jonah Hill) was a hapless nerd with a bleached-blond Eminem bowl cut and braces large enough for Iron Man to envy. Seven years later, the two men are now police officers, relegated to bike patrol in public parks, until they bust a group of shady dopers and are promoted to the Jump Street unit, assigned to go undercover as high schoolers and bust a drug ring. McClatchy Tribune 'John Carter' opens to weak ticket sales Instead, with a weak opening this past weekend, Wall Street analysts expect the company to take a $165-million loss on a movie that has joined "Heaven's Gate," "Ishtar" and "Howard the The source material was a century-old sci-fi touchstone that had inspired filmmakers including George Lucas and James Cameron. The movie would fit perfectly into Disney's plan to produce movies that would spawn sequels, become theme park attractions and drive sales of "John Carter" merchandise. 3 MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE LOS ANGELES — When Walt Disney Co. executives gave the greenlight to the project that became the Martian adventure film "John Carter" they hoped they were launching the studio's next big franchise. Duck" in the constellation of Hollywood's costliest flops. What happened? The very things Disney thought would guarantee box-office success may have left "John Carter" star-crossed from the start. The acclaimed director had never made a live-action movie before. The executives guiding and helping market his movie were new on the job and had limited experience running movie divisions. And the source material, written beginning a century ago by Tarzan creator Edgar Rice Burroughs, had already been so picked over by its admirers that critics and audiences found the film hackneyed and stale. "The worst thing that can happen to a movie is the marketing team changes midstream," said Peter Sealey, marketing strategist and former marketing president at Columbia Pictures. "It's disheartening for the filmmakers, for the talent. They lose belief in the film." "John Carter" still has the potential to earn some of its money back. The movie opened to just over $30 million in domestic box-office revenue and earned $70 million more worldwide. But it's not the "Star Wars" or "Star Trek" the studio was hoping for. The status of any "John Carter" sequels or theme park attractions is unclear. 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