MONDAY, MARCH 12, 2012 entertainment HOROSCOPES Because the stars know things we don't. Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8 Mercury goes retrograde today (until April 4) in your sign. Don't take it personally. This chaotic frequency that's broadcasting confusion, it's not about you at all. Stick to your deadlines. Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 8 Today is a 8 Take care of your well-being with plenty of rest and fluids. Patience pays, and slowing the pace forestalls accidents. Watch where you're going. Hidden talents get revealed. Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7 Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7 The next 24 days of Mercury in retrograde throw static into communications, especially in groups. Say it twice. Put it (and get it) in writing. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is an 7 Your professional status could take a tumble. Pick yourself up, dust off and get back to the great service you're known for. If there's a mess, clean it up. It works out. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 8 Today is a 8 Focus your attention on the things that work, the break-throughs. Confusion could arise around education, philosophy or writing. Take it in stride. No need to decide. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is an 8 Today is an 8 You feel balanced and assured, as the rest of the story swirls. Even with breakdowns, things get worked out. Organize at home for greater power. Take it easy. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7 Mercury in Aries goes retro- grade for you, Libra, in your seventh house of partnership. Sync schedules and reconfirm reservations. Have backup communication plans. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7 There could be disruption in service and health today, and over the next month. Prepare and back up what you can, and go lightly. Loving support is close by. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.21) Today is a 8 Beef up communication and travel infrastructure to avoid breakdown in the fun zone. Artistic expression, romance, kids and pets could get a bit hectic. Play it loose. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7 Mercury affects you in your fourth house of home and roots, mudding family communications or adding travel delays. Persistence and humor carry the day. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 8. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 8 For around the next month, expect delays and miscommunications, in general. For Aquarius, communications are even more affected. Double-check important ones. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6 Go ahead and seek funding (it may take time for it to come in). Expect wacky interruptions, with some energy and chaos involved. Back up hard drives. Check tires and fluids. 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PAGE 6A CHECK OUT THE ANSWERS http://udkne.ws/wTea0k 21 "Arsenic and Old —" 22 Mountain goat 23 Drink noisily 25 Made a vow 26 Needle case 27 Campus mil. grp. 29 Spill the beans 31 Trouble 33 Beseeched 34 Sports venues 36 Collins or Donahue 37 Prison division 38 Lotion additive 39 Pivot 40 Too confident 43 Ostrich's kin 44 Mel of Coopers-town 45 Virgo neighbor 46 Kreskin's claim 4 5 9 6 2 6 5 7 6 5 6 7 3 9 8 1 8 6 8 7 4 9 8 1 8 2 5 1 4 6 7 8 SUDOKU Difficulty Level ★ CRYPTOQQUIP 3/12 K IKSHDO QLB'M EBLV FLV ML CUHXKC MFKI QLLCHLIM MFXM WGIM JCLEU. K SGIM C U X D D O J U K B X W X S J. DISNEY'S Saturday's Cryptoquip: WHEN DISNEY'S LITTLE MERMAID IS A PASSenger ON A PLANE, ONE MIGHT SAY SHE'S AN AERIAL ARIEL.. Today's Cryptoquip Clue: M equals T Dennis Quaid to be divorced for third time LOS ANGELES — Dennis Quaid's third wife, Kimberly Buffington-Quaid, has reportedly filed for divorce, asking for spousal support and attorney's fees. "The marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities ... that destroys the legitimate ends of the ma Quaid riage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation," said the divorce filing, obtained by TMZ. The two have a temporary custody agreement in place as well, the website said, giving each party time with the young kids. Kimberly reportedly has custody of their main home. Quaid was previously married to actress P.J. Soles, divoring in 1983, and more famously to Meg Ryan. He and Ryan split in 2001 after 10 years of marriage. Quaid relocated to Austin, Texas, last year with Buffington-Quaid and their twins, saying, "L.A. has been good to us, but at this point in my life I'm ready to try something new." The couple were married in July 2004. —McClatchy Tribune TELEVISION Britney Spears signs on as 'X Factor' judge LOS ANGELES — Looks like Simon Cowell has found his next judge: Brittany Spears. After weeks of speculation, the pop star is close to signing on for the second season of Cowell's "The X Factor" on Fox, according to published reports. A spokeswoman for Cowell declined to comment, as did a Fox representative. But Deadline.com says that Spears has been offered $10 million for the gig, which would put her just under the $12 million that Jennifer Lopez is making at the rival "American Idol." Cowell sacked judges Nicole Scherzinger and Abdul after the first season of "X Factor" produced lower-than-expected ratings last fall. As a recording artist who has sold more than 100 million records — as well as a longtime tabloid fixture — Spears could give the program an instant PR boost. Meanwhile, there are signs that viewers are growing tired of "Idol." This season, ratings for NBC's "The Voice" have pulled even with the Fox show, which has aired every year since 2002. ATHLETES MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Fedlerine at the 2004 Billboard Music Awards Dec. 8, 2004. McClatchy Tribune Magic Johnson makes ESPN documentary MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles Lakers legend and entrepreneur Earvin "Magic" Johnson made "The Announcement," an ESPN documentary about his life with a frightening diagnosis, to remind people that HIV and AIDS are still both fatal — and preventable. MCCLATCHY TRIBUNE "I am not cured;" he says at the film's end. Director Nelson George's moving and informative film does that and more. It highlights, among other things, the wonder that was Magic Johnson as a basketball player, the apresmoi madness of L.A. in the '80s, the horror of the AIDS crisis, the value and valor of frankness and, perhaps most important, why, despite all the heartbreak they cause, we still need sports heroes. When he came to Los Angeles in 1979, he not only helped turn the Lakers into a championship franchise, he and his on-court rival Larry Bird of the Celtics helped re-energize a sagging NBA. "I didn't drink or smoke," Johnson says, "because that would get in the way of winning, but there were other things to tempt me." "Other things" being the many women who surrounded him, separating him for some time from his college sweetheart, Cookie, whom Johnson would eventually marry. The 1980s were also shadowed by the AIDS epidemic, but the crisis could not have seemed Nov 7, 2011 marked the 20th anniversary of Magic Johnson's announcement that he was HIV-positive. more removed from the world of Magic Johnson. Married, with a child on the way, he was at the top of his game when a routine blood test in October 1991 for an insurance policy revealed he was HIV positive. Set to play an exhibition game in Utah, he was called home by his longtime agent Lon Rosen and received the devastating news. 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