University Daily Kansan Page 8 Tuesday, Dec. 18, 1962 Meredith— (Continued from page 17 leave. They said Meredith told them on a previous visit he feels the guards are a barrier towards a really integrated university, and as long as they are present it will be hard for him to be like other students. "I feel the guards could leave and Meredith would not be in danger from the university students because the school is afraid of losing accreditation," Warner said. "But he would probably be in danger from some fanatic coming in from the outside to take a shot at him." Warner visited Meredith while returning from the Montgomery (Ala.) Improvement Association's Institute on non-violence. The association, organized in 1955, has led many civil rights drives in the South and is currently working on voter registration in Montgomery. Rock Chalk Scripts AwaitLastDecision Rock Chalk scripts were turned into the KU-Y office for the last time yesterday. Three faculty judges will decide which will be in the Revue on March 1 and 2. The announcement of skits will be made Jan. 3. The script must include dialogue, characters and plot, and must include lighting, sound, make-up and staging. This gives the Rock Chalk Revue staff an idea of just what "effects" the contestants will need and where. Titles of songs, sketches of scenes and costumes and dances must also be included in the script. Rehearsals will begin on Feb. 15. No Sideburns, But— LONDON — (UPI) — Prime Minister Harold Macmillan is the vocalist on a rock 'n' roll record that is sweeping Great Britain. The record was born at a Conservative Party conference last summer, when Maemillan compared the Labor Party's hesitancy to take a stand on the Common Market issue to an old music hall song, "She didn't say go." Macmillan spoke the words of the song to the delegates. The first stanza goes: "She didn't say yes, she didn't say no. "She didn't say come and she didn't say go." The speech was taped and broadcast and caught the ear of Nicholas Luard, who owns "Private Eye," a British satirical magazine. Luard rounded up a chorus, guitars, drums and other instruments and transposed the recording of Macmillan's voice over the rock'n roll background. "The boy has a great voice," Luard said today. "We can't print enough copies." Macmillan's reaction was not known. Laundry Service FAST FINISHED RISK'S 613 Vermont Questions Abound As Santa Appears Read It's no wonder that Santa Claus gets tired. Not only does he have to ask the children questions; they also come up with some good ones for him. Bv Joanne Prim CLASSIFIEDS the "How come you have on shoes instead of boots?" a youngster asked. "Well, my boots sort of pinch and I thought these would be more comfortable," answered the gentleman in the crimson and white suit who had worn black loafers with his costume. "Mrs. Claus put me on a diet," Santa answered "Why are you so skinny " another child inquired. (Actually Santa was not skinny. His 230 or 240 pounds filled the suit well.) No part of Santa's outfit is above scrutiny. The youthful interrogators wanted to know why he wore a watch. "I wondered about the watch myself," Santa said, "but I could see no reason for not wearing it. I don't know why they ask about it "Yesterday one of my white eyebrows fell off. One little kid asked me why I had black eyebrows. "IM REALLY near-sighted," Santa said, although he wore no glasses. "I might get away with wearing them though, if I wore an old style of glasses. "Some of the children want to pull my beard. I take their hands away and tell them it hurts. The little ones stop and the bigger ones know better." Santa said. Even Santa's traditional home at the North Pole was challenged Sunday. "I thought you lived in outer space," one little boy said. "Well. I do." Santa answered, "but I had to come here to see you." 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The local bus office reports that it is almost sold out of tickets for tomorrow, but that room will be available later. Many students, especially Kansans, will go home with friends who have cars and are willing to share travel expenses. Some students are planning to travel to Kansas City by car, bus or train, then board airplanes for the trip home. Hitchhikers are hard to find these days, but it is not an impossible mode of travel. A student with a two-week vacation will probably do most anything to get home. Auto Wrecking and Junk New and Used Parts and Tires East End of 9th Street VI 3-0956 Would You Like your wardrobe to look like this when you come back from Christmas Vacation? Bring your Clothes in today and when you return from your holidays, your clothes will be clean and neatly pressed ready for you to look your best. 10% discount with your student discount card if the card is presented at the desk when you bring in your clothes to be cleaned.