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University Daily Kansan
Page 0735 from reel: NP 9602 (2002-01-17 to 2002-07-17)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/119469

Title: SMILE Coalition Drops Grimace From Party
Summary: The SMILE coalition removes Grimace from their party lineup, with Paul Bammel explaining the decision and Grimace expressing disappointment through a statement.
Category: campus news
Subjects: student organizations; political satire; campus politics
Named Entities: Grimace [McDonald's mascot]; Paul Bammel [SMILE coalition presidential candidate]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Our View
Summary: Editorial board endorsement of the Campus Masturbator as the next Student Senate president, emphasizing the importance of the election and criticizing other candidates.
Category: editorial
Subjects: student government; election coverage; political satire
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Tongue in Beak Election Guide
Summary: Satirical election guide comparing student government candidates KUNITED, DELTA FORCE, SMILE, VISION, and CAMPUS MASTURBATOR across various humorous criteria.
Category: campus news
Subjects: student government elections; political satire; campus politics
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Chuck Norris to Speak at Delta Force Function
Summary: Satirical article about Chuck Norris scheduled to speak at Delta Force's annual kegger, with details about his background and the event.
Category: campus news
Subjects: campus organizations; celebrity appearances; political satire
Named Entities: Chuck Norris [actor]; Matt Merkel-Hess [Kansan satire editor]; Anna Davis [student body president]; Justin Mills [Delta Force president]; Scott McCoy [Delta Force candidate]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Gore to Seek KU Senate Presidency
Summary: Satirical article about Al Gore announcing his candidacy for University of Kansas student body president, with humorous details about his campaign.
Category: campus news
Subjects: student government; political satire; campus politics
Named Entities: Al Gore [former Vice President]; Brandon Gay [Kansan Satire Writer]; Donna Brazille [Gore's campaign manager]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Easter Bunny Laid Off Following Easter Holiday
Summary: Satirical article about the Easter Bunny being laid off after Easter due to economic downturn, with details about his employment status and future plans.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: holiday traditions; economic issues; satire
Named Entities: Easter Bunny
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Inside Today
Summary: Brief section highlighting upcoming articles including one about baseball star Dwight Gooden and another about Jesus being tired of people asking him what he would do.
Category: informational content
Subjects: campus news; entertainment; upcoming events
Confidence: 0.7

Title: [advertisements]
Advertisers include: Kansan.com; Tongue in Beak
Category: advertisements
Confidence: 0.9

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