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University Daily Kansan
Page 0657 from reel: NP 9602 (2002-01-17 to 2002-07-17)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/119547

Title: Local Surfers Disappointed by Waves at Wescoe Beach
Summary: Satirical article about KU students disappointed by lack of waves at Wescoe Beach, featuring humorous quotes and descriptions of surfing attempts.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: student life; campus recreation; humor
Named Entities: Zink, Adrian [satire writer]; Gowitzon, Bradley [student]; Navelslime, Melvin [student]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Irritated Dad Turns Car Around
Summary: Satirical story about a Lawrence father turning his car around during a spring break trip after his children fought, with humorous details about the family vacation.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: family dynamics; spring break; humor
Named Entities: Weiner, Brad [satire writer]; Miller, Sean [father]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Flippant Questions About Homework Tire Human Sexuality Professor
Summary: Satirical article about a human sexuality professor frustrated by students' flippant questions about homework assignments, with humorous examples of student inquiries.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: academic life; student-professor relations; humor
Named Entities: Engle, William [professor]; Mayne, Bill [student]; Knoffler, Johnny [student]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Bacon Bit Scare Causes Disruption at ECM's Veggie Lunch
Summary: Satirical article about a bacon bit scare disrupting a veggie lunch at ECM, with humorous details about student reactions and food service issues.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: campus dining; food safety; humor
Named Entities: Merkel-Hess, Matt [satire editor]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Area Business Actually Has Good TV Commercial
Summary: Satirical article about a local business (Stan's Chicken Stand) producing an actually good TV commercial, contrasting with typical low-quality local ads.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: local business; advertising; humor
Named Entities: Stephenson, Joe [satire writer]; Siv, Andrew [ad specialist]; Brown, Brandon [student]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Inside Today
Summary: Brief section highlighting upcoming campus events and features, including email from Roy and upcoming Tongue in Beak swimming poster series.
Category: informational content
Subjects: campus events; student activities; upcoming features
Confidence: 0.75

Title: [advertisements]
Advertisers include: Kansan.com
Category: advertisements
Confidence: 0.9

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