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University Daily Kansan
Page 0446 from reel: NP 9602 (2002-01-17 to 2002-07-17)
https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/119758

Title: Anthrax, Poison Confiscated From Closet
Summary: Satirical article about supposed anthrax and poison confiscation from Ellsworth Hall, featuring quotes from KBI agent Phil Beatitman and details about the investigation.
Category: campus news
Subjects: campus safety; university security; student life
Named Entities: Zink, Adrian [satire writer]; Beatitman, Phil [KBI agent]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Nintendo Grants Tyson License to Box
Summary: Satirical piece about Nintendo granting Mike Tyson a license to box in the 16-bit Super Nintendo format, with details about potential matches and gaming elements.
Category: campus news
Subjects: sports entertainment; video games; campus humor
Named Entities: Zielinski, Greg [satire writer]; Tyson, Mike [boxer]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Donated Edible Underwear Inundates Salvation Army
Summary: Satirical article about students donating edible underwear to the Salvation Army, with details about the unusual donations and responses from organization officials.
Category: campus news
Subjects: community service; student activities; charity
Named Entities: Gay, Brandon [satire writer]; Cane, Susan [Salvation Army captain]
Confidence: 0.85

Title: Briefly: Campus Masturbator Breaks Rib, Sues University for Workman's Comp
Summary: Brief satirical item about a campus masturbator who broke his rib and is suing the university for workman's compensation.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: student life; campus incidents; humor
Named Entities: Weiner, Brad [writer]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Bohl Discovers That Kansas Women's Swim Team Exists
Summary: Brief satirical piece about athletics director Al Bohl discovering the existence of Kansas women's swim team after six months on the job.
Category: features/profiles
Subjects: athletics; university administration; student life
Named Entities: Bohl, Al [athletics director]; Weiner, Brad [writer]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: New Shuttle Bus to Carry Students From Naismith to Robinson
Summary: Article about new shuttle bus service between Naismith Hall and Robinson Center, including details about cost, schedule, and student reactions.
Category: campus news
Subjects: campus transportation; student services; university operations
Named Entities: Ross, Ben [writer]; Greenberg, Michael [student]; Johanson, Brooke [student]
Confidence: 0.8

Title: Inside Today
Summary: Brief informational section highlighting upcoming stories in the paper, including items about Pakistan boycotting Grammys, Bush's war on evil, and restaurant ratings.
Category: informational content
Subjects: campus events; news briefs; upcoming stories
Confidence: 0.75

Title: [advertisements]
Advertisers include: Kansan.com
Category: advertisements
Confidence: 0.9

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