====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 1267 from reel: NP 10154 (2003-01-16 to 2003-07-23) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/120621 Title: Pirate Ship Lands on Campus Summary: A satirical article about pirates landing on campus, featuring humorous descriptions of their appearance and activities. Category: features/profiles Subjects: satire; campus events; student life Named Entities: Bumppo, Natty [writer] Confidence: 0.9 Title: University Talked to Self, Literally Summary: A satirical piece about the university manifesting consciousness and talking to itself after basketball coaching changes. Category: features/profiles Subjects: satire; university administration; campus life Named Entities: Cady, Patrick [writer]; Williams, Roy [former basketball coach]; Self, Bill [basketball coach] Confidence: 0.9 Title: At&T Fires More Employees Than It Thought It Had in Most Recent Round of Layoffs Summary: A satirical article about AT&T's layoffs, humorously suggesting they fired more employees than they realized they had. Category: features/profiles Subjects: satire; business; employment Named Entities: Pliwick, Terry [writer]; Dorman, Dave [CEO] Confidence: 0.9 Title: New Student Group Aims to Inform, Disgust Summary: A satirical article about a new student group that plans to shock and disgust with controversial exhibits. Category: features/profiles Subjects: satire; student organizations; campus life Named Entities: Hopkins, Sam [writer]; Throckmorton, T.J. [president] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Squirrel Summary: A satirical cartoon featuring a squirrel complaining about acorns as payment, with humorous dialogue. Category: editorial cartoon Subjects: satire; humor; campus life Confidence: 0.9 Title: DEA Arrests Easter Bunny Summary: A satirical article about the DEA arresting the Easter Bunny on drug charges, with humorous details about the incident. Category: features/profiles Subjects: satire; holiday traditions; law enforcement Confidence: 0.9 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.