THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 2003
DRINKING GAMES
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 11
Century Club or the Centurions. For this game, people must take shots of beer for 100 minutes.
Star Wars drinking game
Equipment: A Star Wars film(original trilogy),beer Players: Unlimited Buzz Level: Varies
A classic film deserves a drinking game. Here are the rules as stated in
BarMeister.com.
Every time Luke whines, drink.
Every time good guys wear black, drink.
Every time bad guys wear white, drink (and yes, Storm Troopers count).
■ When you hear the word "Force," drink.
■ When you see a light saber, drink.
When you feel attracted at all to the princess, drink twice.
Every time Darth Vader does something evil, drink.
Every time a rebel or storm trooper gets killed, drink.
■ When you feel the force, finish your beer!
I Never
Equipment: Beer, an urge to find out the dark lives of your friends
Players: Unlimited
Buzz Level: Low
This game is designed for close friends who like dig up dirt on each other and is more of an ice breaker for a party then as a way to get drunk.
The rules go as follows: Everyone sits in a circle. One person goes first by making a true statement that begins with "I never..." For example, "I've never been in a fraternity." Then, if any other player has done what that person has said, he takes a drink.
As the game progresses,the statements tend to get more personal and explicit. But remember, honesty is the best policy to make this game work.
However, if somebody drinks on an "I never...," no explanation is necessary.
For example, if someone says, "I have never gone through my roommate's girlfriend's underwear drawer and sniffed her panties" and someone ends up drinking, no explanation is needed. Just let him drink.
The Simpsons Drinking Game
Equipment: Beer, The Simpsons television show
Players: Unlimited Buzz Level: varies
What's the best
way to break in a newly bought Simpsons DVD? Why, with a Simpsons drinking game, of course! Here are the rules according to BarMeister.com
Take one drink when:
Homer says "d'oh"
Marge groans
Bart says "Ay Carumba"
Mr. Burns says "Excellent"
Maggie sucks on her pacifier
Homer says "Mmmmm..." (three drinks if it's over a non-edible object)
Anyone rolls his eyes (three drinks if it's an animal)
Homer burps
Bart says "Eat my shorts"
Lisa points out something from another culture
Homer eats a doughnut
The comic book store guy uses sarcasm
The squeaky-voiced teenager says anything at all
Otto Mann says "All right"
The Simpsons watch Itchy and Scratchy
Homer is seen at work
Chief Wiggum displays ineptitude at his job
A teacher reprimands Bart
A famous movie is referenced
The Simpsons eat out
Lisa answers a question in class
Homer does something completely against the dictates of common sense
Take two drinks when:
Any of the characters make fun of the Fox network
Homer has a get-rich-quick scheme
Santa's Little Helper licks someone
The cat is talked about by name
Maggie sucks on anything that is not her pacifier
Marge's hair is used for physical comedy
Milhouse says something geeky
Professor Fink is on the show
Homer is seen at work actually working
Principal Skinner makes a 'Nam reference
Bart says "Don't have a cow, man"
Homer is seriously injured
Bart scores higher than an "F" on any school work
Groundskeeper Willy is shown in a kilt
Anyone has a flashback
Bart gets beat up by bullies
Smithers says anything even remotely gay
The Mexican bee-man shows up
Maggie is totally left out of an episode
Lenny is in a scene without Carl and vice versa
Snake (the criminal guy) robs someone
Homer lusts after someone
Homer has a ridiculous dream
— Edited by Leah Shaffer
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