WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16, 2003 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT 5B HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (April 16) You're smart this year and getting smarter, though you may feel as dumb as dirt sometimes. That's OK, and it's actually part of the learning process. Your brain is resting and absorbing. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 6. Complete as many of the tasks on your list as possible. If a job no longer needs to be done, it's OK to count it as completed. Something more important deserves attention. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 5. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is an 8. Strangely enough, you could get to be the spokesperson for your group. The others can't go straight to the bottom line and explain it as well as you can. There may not be enough money, or maybe there's some other reason to wait. No need to be discouraged, though. True love will find a way. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 6. Once you get your place all fixed up, it'll be the perfect setting for romance. Thursday and Friday are better for that. Concentrate on your decor now. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is an 8. Your communication skills are good now, but don't spend all day talking. There's plenty of other work to be done, and some of it is important. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 5. Don't spend all your winnings in one place. Save some for later. Get something nice for a loved one, too, and something else nice for yourself. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is an 8. You're over here, and someone you care about is over there. New technology and old friends help you keep the connection. So call already! Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 5. Hotter heads want to take action, but let them convince you first. You want to make sure you get the very best return on your investment. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Today is an 8. You're eager to take off but unsure of the direction you should take. Put a lid on that energy, but be ready in case you have to move quickly. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Today is a 5. Try not to lose your temper when those around you are losing theirs. That'll give you a slight advantage, and that ought to be enough. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is an 8. A little good-natured kidding could do you a world of good. Don't take yourself too seriously. You heal when you laugh at old fears. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 5. Help out a friend if you can, but don't let that take up all of your time. You also need to keep taking good care of yourself. 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