TUESDAY,APRIL 15,2003
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--conferences at the end of the season.
Yeah, my new favorite team is going to be whoover is playing North Carolina. Good luck to all the other ACC teams. I hope you bash North Carolina.
conferences at the end of the season.
Dear Roy, I hope you have three straight losing seasons and they fire you.
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Roy, Roy, Roy. What are you doing? I respect you, so I respect your decision. But I'm very disappointed in you, very disappointed in your decision. You have done so much for us and you're making us lose our tradition.
So now you're going to give it in Chapel Hill? Why can't you give the press conference here in your home, your town, Lawrence, where we love you. They are not open-armed for you there. We love you. Come back. Please.
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Hooray for Lata Night with Bill Self! Yeah
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Now I feel like I can't even call this team KU, because Roy is KU. We have to give it a different name. It's just not fair to call it KU after Roy leaves.
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Again, two things. One, hire Rick Pitino. That sounds like a good idea. Number two: Ruck Foy.
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Good luck to Roy Williams at North Carolina, but bring back Larry
Brown.
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We hate Roy. He's a punk.
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I can guarantee one thing. We'll probably be getting a coach that's won as many national championships as Roy has — zero, I hope North Carolina rots in hell.
Roy Williams leaving is all Quin Snyder's fault.
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For the basketball team guys, you've got an entire University and an entire state standing behind you. We will be here for you guys. We're not going anywhere. We'll be there next year to cheer for you, and it's going to be your national championship year. Bank it.
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Danny Manning for head coach. Seriously.
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Roy, although I don't agree with the decision you made, I have a lot of respect for you and I wish you the best of luck in your future. And no matter what, the Jayhawks will always be No.1.
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Miles, you've got the right idea. You guys can do it by yourselves, without Roy. Just go and win your national championship and prove to him that you guys are really the best team there is in the nation.
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I swear to God, if I see one article in the Kansan tomorrow that we should thank Roy Williams for his time that he put in here, I will personally beat that person. I swear to God.
I'm going to petition to get Dean Smith kicked out of the Kansas basketball hall of fame. He's a traitor and I hate him.
Anybody know how I can get a transfer to UNC?
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Hey, I say we give Bobby Knight a call. We could use some emotion on our team.
Bye, Roy. We sure will miss you.
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Hey, Roy, if you were going to leave, the least you could have done is won us a national championship. Oh, wait! Choke!
Roy didn't make Kansas a winning program. Kansas made Roy a winning coach.
Way to go, Hemenway. Now Roy is gone, too.
conferences at the end of the season.
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Three years ago, Nick Collison and Kirk Hinrich were worth staying in Kansas for, but now Langford, Miles and Simien are not worth staying in Kansas? Roy, for a guy who claims to be classy, that's quite a double standard, don't you think?
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Roy, you made my grandma cry. And I'm not too happy, either.
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I decided earlier that, if Roy Williams left KU, I would cry and drink my sorrows away. Well, guess what. Roy just left, and I'm crying and drinking my sorrows away.
Hey, at least now we don't have to deal with those weepy press
--conferences at the end of the season.
how to get Billy Donovan.
Roy, I hope your North Carolina program is a complete failure. You know nothing of loyalty. You had it all here, buddy.
how to get Billy Donovan.
I have just one thing to say. Wanda's got him whipped.
And on the seventh day, Roy Williams said,"Screw you guys. I'm going home."
how to get Billy Donovan.
Yeah, this is to coach Roy Williams. Roy, you are now Fredo from Godfather, because you are now dead to me.
--how to get Billy Donovan.
Roy, how could you do this to me? I was a KU fan since I was 4, and now all the sudden you're walking out? I feel like I'm getting a divorce.
At least we still have Mark.
how to get Billy Donovan.
Al Bohl was right. Ruck Foy.
--how to get Billy Donovan.
how to get Billy Donovan.
Roy Williams, you liar. Turns out you did give a shit about Carolina after all.
I don't know about you, but right now, I don't give a shit about Roy.
how to get Billy Donovan.
how to get Billy Donovan.
My girlfriend left me, my best friend left me, my roommate's leaving me, and now Roy's leaving me. Man, have I had a bad week.
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how to get Billy Donovan.
Thanks a lot, Hemenway. Now who's going to fire you?
All we want to do is see Roy, and all we can get is nothing but asparagus. Enough with the damn asparagus.
now. Thanks, Bob.
All we want to do is see Roy, and all
Yeah, I'm sitting here waiting for Roy's press conference to come on and meanwhile they're torturing me with this program about a woman obsessed with asparagus.
Go to hell, asparagus lady. I want to watch Roy.
now. Thanks, Bob.
now. Thanks, Bob.
Think of what you could do with 26 acres of asparagus.
Hi, we were just sitting here watching the asparagus special on channel 6 and we were just wondering why asparagus makes your pee smell.
Does Roy Williams have stinky pee when he eats asparagus.
now. Thanks, Bob.
--now. Thanks, Bob.
Roy is gone. The curse is finally over.
I can't wait for Billy Donovan to
bring a championship to Lawrence.
Hi. I don't know what's worse. Roy leaving or watching a 25-minute exposé on asparagus and all that you can make from it.
now. Thanks, Bob.
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Roy, have a good time in Carolina,
you dirtbag. And guess what, baby.
Rick Pitino is coming to KU. Go KUI!
Chicks dig me.
now. Thanks, Bob.
We fired Al Boht. Let's finish the job and fire Chancellor Bob. Chancellor Bob, yeah, I blame you for the mess that our athletics department is in
Dadgum. Freakin' dadgum.
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I hate North Carolina and I hate Roy Williams.
two homers of the season and Nelson Cruz became the fourth Colorado pitcher to win three games in April as the Rockies beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 5-3 last night.
Yeah, I never thought I'd see the day,
but now I'm a Duke fan. Suck on that,
Roy.
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two homers of the season and Nelson Cruz became the fourth Colorado pitcher to win three games in April as the Rockies beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 5-3 last night.
Hey, Roy, I hope you never win a national championship.
Yeah, yeah. Mangino, thanks for trying to get Roy to stay and doing a little shout-out there. But now your job is to call for Chancellor Bob to resign or be fired or something.
Hey, Roy, we gave you a chance. We believed in you when no one else did and this is how you repay us? Thanks a lot. And I'm being sarcastic when I say thanks a lot because I'm not thankful for anything that you've done for us.
two homers of the season and Nelson Cruz became the fourth Colorado pitcher to win three games in April as the Rockies beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 5-3 last night.
Hey, it's 9 and this conference that Roy's supposed to be holding in North Carolina still isn't on yet. Come on, North Carolina. Get your shit together.
two homers of the season and Nelson Cruz became the fourth Colorado pitcher to win three games in April as the Rockies beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 5-3 last night.
Yeah, I like how Roy leaves us and then just flies off in the middle of the night. Doesn't even have the stones to tell us at KU. He has to fly out to UNC before he can do it.
two homers of the season and Nelson Cruz became the fourth Colorado pitcher to win three games in April as the Rockies beat the Arizona Diamondbacks 5-3 last night.
BASEBALL
Diamondbacks lose 5-3 to Colorado Rockies
PHOENIX — Larry Walker drove in four runs with his first
Cruz (3-0), who was supposed to be Colorado's long reliever but moved into the rotation because of injuries to Denny Neagle and Denny Stark, scattered four hits in 5 scoreless innings.
Diamondbacks rookie Lyle Overbay homered leading off the
The 30-year-old right-hander struck out three and walked three in a tough pitching matchup with Arizona's Byung-Hyun Kim.
mth against Dan Miceli to ruin the shutout bid before Jose Jimenez came on to get two outs for his fourth save in as many chances.
single and pinch-hitter Mark Grace had a sacrifice fly, but Jimenez struck out Steve Finley with the bases loaded to end it.
Craig Counsell added an RBI
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