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TUESDAY,MARCH 25,2003
BRANDIDGUNTER, DEPARTMENT OF ATMOSPHERIC SCIENCE
THE MASKED AVENGERS by Matt Seveik & Max Kruetzer for The University Daily Kensington
Following the success of Chicago, Spielberg decided to do a moosical, Cowbaret. It was an udder failure
HOROSCOPES
Today's Birthday (March 25).
Today's birthday (March 20).
You can make great advances in
your career this year. Be willing to
take on new responsibilities. Learning
new rules will be easy. You'll do
best in a healing profession.
Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is a 7.
You're up against tough standards.
Can you make the varsity team? Are
you good enough to play with the
big kids? Give it all you've got!
Taurus(April20-May20).Todayisa6. You should be relaxed enough by now to be a little stir-crazy. Luckily, conditions are good for an excursion. A doctor's visit should help calm your worries.
Gemini (May21-June21). Todayis6. Your best investment now is in something that helps others as well as yourself. Think about it, then send a check. You'll feel better, and so will they.
Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 6.
A knowledgeable person has lots of good advice, but will it work for you?
Don't delegate your common sense. Keep a firm grip on that.
Leo (July 23-Aug.22). Today is an 8. The job you've taken on is intense and demands your complete attention. Don't complain about the fun you're missing. Schedule that for Thursday.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 7.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is a 6. You'd like to go along with the crowd, but household tasks take precedence. Besides, you may be exhausted by now. It's OK to hide out.
Tuesday isn't usually date night, but for you it could work out just fine. Plan a special evening, snuggly and inexpensive. That's the very best kind.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 7.
When you're highly motivated, you acquire new skills quickly. Don't waste this talent, or your time, on trivia. Get substantial.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).Today is a 7.
Financial restrictions don't have to interfere with your social life. If you're with the right person, a picnic in the park is more romantic than a night on the town.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19). Today is a 7.
You've got the motivation, but communication may be tough. You'll run into more arguments than agreements, even when you're right. Save your breath. You'll be more effective on Thursday.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is a 7.
Don't work yourself into a father before you've compiled all the facts. Since some of the information isn't available yet, continue to gather and sort.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 6.
Don't try to do it all by yourself. Let others lend you a hand. You'll get more done in less time, and it'll be more fun.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Tobacco smoke
residue
4 Designer Chanel
"The __ Cometh"
14 Ripen
15 River to the
Caspian
16 Dell purchase
17 San Francisco
hill
18 Touch down
19 Introduction
20 Cooking surface
22 Not as many
23 Women
24 Ticket
28 Double curves
29 May honorree
30 Narrow crest
31 Of a certain
fraternal order
34 Soft drink
35 RR stop
38 Mississippi
people
40 Permit to
41 Cod cousin
43 Level of authority
45 Scents
47 That girl
48 Friar's Club
function
52 Acts of self-
mortification
54 Shish kebab pin
55 Close by
56 Collapse
57 Squatter
60 Singer Simone
61 Ely or Howard
62 Gentle wind
63 CCCP, to us
64 Flop
65 Consents
66 Old pronoun
67 Porker's pad
DOWN
1 Snarl
2 Greek markets
3 Makes a new
offer
4 Blind alley
5 Some exams
6 Walking stick
7 Aged
8 Archipelago
member
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9 Roman salad?
10 Flexible
11 Like Carroll's hatter
12 Pierre's friend
13 "The Delta of Venus" writer
14 Per ___ (for each day)
15 Rules maker
16 Horn shells
17 Excessively admired one
18 Eye flirtatiously
19 Tidy
20 Sponger
21 Haggard novel
22 Coolidge's nickname
23 Swill
24 Ocean's rise and fall
25 In due time
26 Public-service job
27 Recipient of an endowment
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle.
44 Coward of theater
46 Sternutation
49 Prizes
50 Begin a journey
51 Fashionable
53 Concerns
54 Feel
56 Culinary concoction
57 Hoopsters' org
58 Work unit
59 Sun. talk
60 Fanatic
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