8A - THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY,FEBRUARY7,2003 WEATHER TODAY TOMORROW 25 5 sun returns, cold SUNDAY 34 12 warming slightly 37 23 increasing clouds - MATTHEW F. LAUBHAN, DEPARTMENT OF ATMOSPHERIC SCIENCES CORNDOGS & APPLEJACKS by Austin Gilmore, for The University Daily Kansan SAGE FROM STEVE URKEL MEY DUDES! I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT STD'S. DID YOU KNOW THAT HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX WITH ANY ANIMAL (LIVE OR DEAD) COULD MAKE YOU AT HIGH RISK FOR STD'S. Whethit BE A PANDA, ANGITER, OR EVEN A RACCOON, BE CAREFUL! YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN TAKE IT FROM ME, BECAUSE OF ONE NIGHT WITH AN OWL, MY PEE BURNS. HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday (Feb. 7). What you're learning seems to fly in the face of tradition. Should you toss out the old and embrace the new? Not necessarily. You'll be ahead when you've found a way to use both. That's where your imagination comes in. Aries (March 21-April 19). Today is an 8. You're generous to a fault, but don't be silly. Your friends know you love them, so it's unnecessary to buy them everything they want. Let the tension suffice. Taurus (April 20-May 20). Today is a 6. The pressure you've been under could lead you to finally take action on something you've been worried about. So, you see, pressure can be a good thing. Gemini (May 21-June 21). Today is an 8. A long conversation starts paying off when you stop talking and start pondering. How will you make all these fantasies come true? Planning, then action. Cancer (June 22-July 22). Today is a 6. New challenges lead to new rewards and also to new friends. Your sphere of influence is widening.Start by being a good listener. Leo(July23-Aug.22).Todayisa9. The adrenaline rush you've been on is beginning to fade. You're putting on a good show, but you'll be ready to relax by tomorrow. Don't overexert yourself. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 6. It's been a rather hectic week, exciting but exhausting. Aromatic outing this weekend is good, but don't forget one last chore. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22). Today is an 8. somebody would like to tell you what to do. This isn't necessarily bad. Listen attentively and, if they're right, do it. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21). Today is a 6. You can put up with a lot more than most people, but should you have to? Heck no! Mention your problem to somebody who can do something about it. Sagittarius (Nov, 22-Dec. 21). You are on a. You've come up with the good ideas, now get to work. Talk is easy. Get busy, and your rewards will be great_eventually. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19). Today is a 6. You should be just about done with your household repairs. Wrap them up so that you can entertain and relax in luxury. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Today is a 7. You can pretty much coast through most of the day on the momentum you've built up. Steer your vessel into a snug harbor tonight. Make it easier on yourself. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20). Today is a 6. Finish negotiations on a deal that's under way, and plan to take it easy tonight. A get-together with friends will be fun late Sunday. 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