====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 0034 from reel: NP 10154 (2003-01-16 to 2003-07-23) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/121854 Title: Exchange Server Exposed as 'A Real Lush' Summary: Satirical article about Microsoft Exchange Server at University of Kansas being implicated in embezzlement plot with humorous details about server 'abuse' and downtime issues. Category: features/profiles Subjects: university technology; email systems; satire Named Entities: Ward, Justin [writer]; Williams, Gerald [systems administrator]; Ketch, Jack [student]; Kaufman, Ed [professor]; Goodyear, Marilu [vice chancellor] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Math Student Downs 44oz of Flavor Additive Summary: Interview with math student Ryan Kinser about his experience drinking 44oz of Shasta Vanilla Flavor Shot, including details about the taste and effects. Category: features/profiles Subjects: student life; humor; food challenges Named Entities: Kinser, Ryan [student]; Wetzel, Lucas [editor] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Tom Collins Commentary Summary: Columnist Tom Collins reflects on turning his life around during the semester, discussing plans to attend class, work out, and stop drinking, with humorous self-deprecation. Category: opinion Subjects: semester reflection; personal goals; humor Confidence: 0.85 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.