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Classic Lawrence
DINNER AT THE ELDRIDGE
Parents in town for the weekend? Show them the true historic sites in Lawrence. Enjoy dinner and drinks at the memorable Eldridge Restaurant and The Jayhawker. Treat your parents while they treat you!
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Guy 1: What kind of campaign doesn't have pamphlets on Wescoe Beach?
Guy 2: I don't know, what about her? (Points at another table)
Guy 1: She's with the Peace Corps.
Guy 2: Fuck that!
Guy 1: It's weird how empty campus is on Friday mornings.
Guy 2: Yeah even the squirrels are like, 'whatever.'
Guy 1! It's spring.
Guy 2! What makes you say that?
Guy 1! White Owl is back, hassling all the pretty girls.
White Owl (to girl!) Hey!
Nurse: You go to the lab yet?
Girl: Yeah, I peel in the cup.
Nurse: That isn't what I asked.
Girl: But that's what I did!
Guy 1: Man, everything should be an ice cream flavor.
Guy 2: You're an idiot.
GTA (jokingly): Oh, do you like my lab smock? My father bought it for me while I was on vacation in Milan.
Student: I thought you were going to say your sugar daddy bought it for you.
Ross Stewart
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April 16,2009