table of contents [ April 16,2009 Volume 6,Issue 28 ] 5 CONTACT: mutt in the middle 10 FEATURE: brewing only the best 6 HEALTH: stretching into shape Clockwise from top left: Photo by Jerry Wang; photo illustration by Matt Britsw; photo by Ryan McGeeney Cover photo by Ryan McGeeney 8 GOOD FOR YOU/BAD FOR YOU: leaving the light on 9 OUT & ABOUT: ' ... the main character was the biggest badass' 13 IN THE LIFE OF .. : waving and taxes: who'd have thought? 14 WESCOE WIT: 'yeah, I peed in the cup' 17 REVIEWS: Adventureland is nothing to line up for 19 SPEAK: cooking up memories 2 April 16,2009