2B SPORTS THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THURSDAY APRIL 2 2009 QUOTE OF THE DAY "As for hitting the thing, frankly, I just don't think it it's humanly possible. You could send a blind man up there, and maybe he'd do better hitting at the sound of the thing." — New York Mets' outfielder John Christensen in George Plimpton's 1985 St. Louis; "The Curious Case of Sadd Fitch," wily redefined as the greatest April Fool's Day food in sports history FACT OF THE DAY The first letters of the story's subhead, "He's a pitcher, part yogi and part recluse. Impressively liberated from our opulent life-style, Sidd's deciding about yoga — and his future in baseball," spell out "Happy April Fool's Day — ah(a) fb." Despite this and the many absurdities in the story, several people believed it was true and SI had to announce it was a hoak two weeks later. — S1.com TRIVIA OF THE DAY Q: How fast could Finch throw a baseball, according to George Plimpson's story? A: 168 miles per hour. Finch, Plimpton's fictional creation, was reportedly deciding between a career as a major leaguer and pursuing his love of the French horn. - SI.com @KANSAN.COM The Give and Go. Last night was a historic game for the women's basketball team, and the guys were there to break it all down once the final buzzer sounded. Courtside: Jayson Jenks gives you the most in-depth COURTSIDE WNIT coverage around at the Courtside blog. Who shined for Kansas? Will there be another April THIS WEEK IN KANSAS ATHLETICS No events TODAY FRIDAY Women's Tennis Baylor, 6 p.m. Waco, Texas Baseball Baylor, 6 p.m. Lawrence SATURDAY Baseball Baylor, 2 p.m. Lawrence Softball Texas Tech, 2 p.m. Lubbock, Texas Women's Soccer Marquette, TBA St. Louis, Mo Women's Rowing Texas, TBA Kansas City, Kan. Track Arizona Invitational, All Day Tucson, Ariz. Women's Soccer Saint Louis, TBA St. Louis, Mo. SUNDAY Tennis Texas Tech, 11 a.m. Lubbock, Texas Softball Texas Tech, Noon Lubbock, Texas Women's Golf Susie Maxwell Berning Classic, All Day Norman, Okla. Baseball Baylor. 1 p.m. Lawrence MONDAY Women's Golf Susie Maxwell Berning Classic, All Day Norman, Okla. COMMENTARY Five-minute guide to 'Recruitapalooza' So here's the truth. I've never really been all that interested in college basketball recruiting. There.I said it. Sure, I want my team to bring in blue-chippers with gold stars by their names, or whatever system they're using nowadays to rate players. But I've never really been all that interested in the soap opera aspects of it. The constant updates on the lives of 16- and 17-year olds, the preliminary lists that include about 17 schools, and of course, those silly made-for-TV press conferences where the kid puts out a bunch of hats and uses them to select his school of choice. Yes, you see this Duke hat here! Watch me as I pick it up and place it upon my head, therefore signaling to the world that I shall become a Dukie. Yea, I never got that. Like I said, I've never been a recruiting guy. That is, until now As you've probably know, John Calipari was announced yesterday as the next coach at Kentucky. And as you probably know, Calipari had three of the top five recruits in country lined up to go to Memphis. Those recruits being Xavier Henry, DeMarcus Cousins and John Wall. Now all three recruits will most likely reopen up their recruitment. Lance Stephenson, another top-10 recruit who was thought to be leaning toward Kansas, is still making up his mind. WORLD CLASS CATERING! What does this all mean? Ladies and gents, welcome to Recruitapalooza 2009. This chaotic, unpredictable recruiting festival could potentially last all month long. And chances are, we've never seen anything like it. XAVIER HENRY Here's The Morning Brew's five-minute guide to Recruitapaloza '09. The skinny Hometown: Oklahoma City Position: guard Height: 6'foot. 6' The family. Henry's top two choices were Kansas and Memphis. He chose Memphis. Why? His brother, C.J., Henry committed to Kansas a few years ago before deciding to go play minor league baseball, is on the roster at Memphis. But now Coach Cal is gone. Did we mention Henry's father, Carl, played basketball at Kansas? See, I told you this stuff was interesting. Prediction: Kansas LANCE STEPHENSON Hometown: Brooklyn, N.Y. Position: guard/forward Height: 6-feet-6 The skinny: Multiple reports had Stephenson locked in on Kansas, but Stephenson called off a press conference on Tuesday and will wait to Stephenson make his decision. I guess Lance just didn't want to miss out on Recruitapooza. Prediction: If Henry comes to Kansas, Stephenson will probably be forced to go to one of his other top choices, St. John's or Maryland. JOHN WALL Hometown: Raleigh, N.C. Position: guard Height: 6-feet-4 the skinny Wall, a point guard who has drawn comparisons to Derrick Rose, has © 2008 JIMMY JOHN'S FRANCHISE, LLC ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Wall 749-0055 • 704 Mass: *rudyspizzeria.com* been sly during the recruiting process, but it looked like he was leaning toward Memphis. Now that Calipari has left Graceland, Wall could follow Calipari to Kentucky. Of course, he had mild interest in Kansas, so you never know. Prediction: Kentucky DEMARCUS COUSINS Hometown: Mobile, Ala. Position: center Height: 6-feet-11 the skinny; Cousins, like ; heavily tow Cousins but he hadn't signed with the Tigers yet. Cousins also had interest in Kansas State, and now, with former Virginia Commonwealth coach Anthony Grant taking the Alabama job, there's a rumor that Cousins may want to stay home and play for the Crimson Tide. Prediction: Kentucky Wall, was heavily leaning toward Remember Makolm Gladwell's book The Tipping Point? The worldwide bestseller discussed how social trends move through society, and it seems the sports world isn't immune to this phenomenon. THE TIPPING PLAYER Strasburg, a six-foot-four, 255 pound power pitcher with command of his offspeed pitches, struck out 133 batters in 97 innings last year as a sophomore, including 23 in one game against Utah. It started with a Sports illustrated feature story last month. Soon, ESPN's media machine jumped into the fray. And now, it seems Strasburg mania is taking over the baseball world. Of course, Strasburg is being advised by everyone's favorite super-agent, Scott Boras. And a report last week suggested that Boras will attempt to negotiate a record $50 million contract for Strasburg, who will likely go No.1 in MLB's amateur draft. Apparently, nobody told Boras about the economic recession. Ever heard of Stephen Strasburg? He's the baseball super-prospect from San Diego State whose fastball tops out at Only $9.95 with StudentID SUNDAY BRUNCH Chances are you'd never heard of him until last week. But now, Strasburg is a living, breathing, smoke-throwing version of Gladwell's tipping point theory. — Edited by Realie Roth www.tellerslawrence.com BIG ASS THURSDAY *It's an Irish thing. 103 mph and who looks like he should be on the front of the Lucky Charms box'. $12.99 COUCH POTATO QU02951 $9.99 20" CHEESE PIZZA OR 20" POKEY STIX Topping Extra >> CHOSE 1 => EX-LARGE 1-ITEM PIZZA EX-LARGE POKEY STIX 1 POPPERSON ROLLS CHOSE 2-FOR $19.99 ALL 3-FOR $29.99 1 FOR 7.99 2 FOR 13.99 3 FOR 19.99 VALUE MENU Valid Thurs. 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He had stopped Houston Texas running back Ryan Moats' the (un)guilty pleasure. yummy's frozen yogurt has less than half the calories of ice cream and no fat. 6 flavors & 60 toppings 1119 mass | 785,838,360 around the corner from "Brothers" SUV outside Baylor Regional Medical Center in suburban Plano after the vehicle rolled through a red light. The officer pulled out his gun and threatened Moats with jail as the player and his family pleaded to be allowed to go inside the hospital. Powell continued writing Moats a ticket and lecturing him even after a fellow officer confirmed that Moats' mother-in-law was dying. Jonetta Collinsworth, 45, died of breast cancer before Powell allowed Moats to go inside the hospital. Powell's resignation was first reported by Dallas-Fort Worth television station KTVT. He later issued an apology, and Moats said he would accept it. "I still hope to speak with the Moats family to personally express my deep regret, sympathy, and to apologize for my poor judgment and unprofessional conduct," he said in the Wednesday statement. He also said he wanted to apologize to his fellow officers. Dallas police Chief David Kunkle previously apologized to the family and said Powell acted inappropriately. He also lauded Moats' restraint, noting that he did not try to seek special treatment by identifying himself as an NFL player. 44 . ( )