REVENGE WILL BE SWEET SWEET 16 WATCH PARTY KU VS MICHIGAN STATE Granada will be showing the Game on the 20' x 20' projection screen and pumping sound through the concert PA [when Cole dunks... you feel that sh*t] NO COVER $3 16oz TALL BOYS doors open at 7pm $2 JAGER SHOTS game starts at 8:30pm POST SPRING BREAK PARTY! $2 wells $2 shots TONIGHT!! Bay Boy Party this Friday March 27th 10pm AFROMAN THIS SATURDAY MARCH 28TH BLACK SHEEP THIS SUNDAY MARCH 29TH THE GAME Saturday April 4th Railroad Earch Monday April 6th REFLECTION ETERNAL TALIB KWELI & HI-TEI APRIL 26TH JUST ANNOUNCED & ON SALE 18 notice March 26,2009 WESCOEWit Guy: Polydactyl cats have thumbs. I don't like it.I want to feel special because I have thumbs, but I bet I should just feel special because I have a frontal cerebral cortex. Girl: Word. Girl 1: So, I got a poster of Sydney.Australia. Girl 2: Who's Sydney Australia? --- Guy 1: I make sure every guy I sleep with believes in god. Guy 2: Yeah, I'm sure before you stick it in, you ask, 'Do you believe in J.C.?' Girl 1: I almost fell into the toilet. Girl 2: How does that work? Guy 1: Right when I was throwing the keg in the trunk ABC busted me. Guy 2: And? Guy 1: They took the keg. Man riding a bike inside building? Want me to wax the floors? Custodian: I don't use wax; I use water. Girl: My mom called e-mails blogs for like three years. --- Guy 1: Girls don't poop. Guy 2: No dude, girls only poop on their birthdays. Girl 1: Yeah and on Christmas because it's Jesus' birthday. Guy: You think Cole Aldrich whistles through that gap tooth? Guy. So she stopped me and said, 'Listen, you don't ever leave dirty motor oil in the kitchen.' Guy: You don't look like a person who listens to rap. Girl: What does a person who listens to rap look like? (Awkward silence.) Guy: Trick question. Girl: Tough answer. Ross Stewart