thursday, march 26 Poker Pub Conroy's Pub. 6 p.m. and 9 p.m., free, all ages Umphrey's McGee/ Film: Bolt The Ugliysuit Liberty Hall, 8 p.m., $19, all ages Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., $2 to $3, all ages Granada Post Spring The Granada, 9 p.m., $4.18+ Neon Dance Party The Bottleneck, 10 p.m. prices vary, 18+ Marshall Brown and the Baggs Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ HOT MESS with Johnny Quest Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $5 to $7, 18+ Left E. Grove's Birthday Celebration The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Little Brazil/Cowboy friday, march 27 Indian Bear DJ Spooky perfoms: Terra Nova Sinfonia Antarctica Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m.. $12 students, all ages Signs of Life Friday night concert series Signs of Life, 7:30 p.m., free, all ages Film: Bolt Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., $2 to $3, all ages Central Atmosphere with Archetype jazzhaus. 10 p.m. $4.21+ The Fourth of July The Fourth of July The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ U The Prids/Everthus The Prids/Everthus The Deadbeats/I Love !! Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $3. 21+ Phat Fridays with DI Soap Johnny's Tavern, 10 p.m., free, 21+ saturday, march 28 Jackpot Music Hall, 6 p.m. $20, 18+ Doug Stanhope! Early Comedy Matineel Kansas City Blues Kansas City Blues Festival Kemper Arena, 8 p.m., $47.50 to $52.50, all ages Eagles The Sprint Center, 8 p.m. $70 to $128, all ages Afroman The Granada, 9 p.m., $12, 18+ Head for the Hills/Billy the Squirrel The Bottleneck, 9 p.m., $7, 18+ Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4,21+ Delorean Polar Bear Club Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $10 to $12, 18+ The Breakdown with Bsears and DJCyrusD and Stackswell and Stackswell The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Nanda's Las Pintas Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $3 + Fundraiser! The Pool Room, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.,free,21+ Black Sheep with Poker Pub sunday, march 29 Stig Figa and Johnny Quest The Granada, 8 p.m., $10, all ages Smackdown! Trivia and Karaoke The Bottleneck, 8:30 p.m. prices vary, 18+ The Eighth Street Taproom, 9 p.m.. $2, 21+ Jazz on a Sundav Bishop Allen/ Miniature Tigers/Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $8 to $10, 18+ Band Mad Happy with Made Happy With Candlepants and Gloria Vanderbilt The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ The Gloves Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Topeka Exocenter, 7 p.m. $19 to $72, all ages Harlem Globetrotters KU Wind Ensemble monday, march 30 The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $5 Student, all ages Original Music Mondays The Bottleneck, 9 p.m. free, 18+ Dollar Bowling Royal Crest Bowling Lanes. 9 p.m., $1, all ages The Spinto Band/ **Maps & Atlases** jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $6 to $8, 18+ Mountain Sprout Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ tuesday, march 31 The Battle for Music as a weapon calendar The Granada, 4 p.m., $11, all ages Joy of Singing The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $5 students, all ages The Kansas Union, 8 p.m. free, all ages Tuesday Nite Swing Laura Lisbeth Signs of Life, 8 p.m., free all ages Bowerbirds/ Bowerbirds/ Suzannah Johannes/ Ample Branches Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $7 to $9, 18+ Wrath & Ruin/The Cast Pattern Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2.21+ wednesday,april 1 Baby years and the Beer Bellies Johnny's Tavern, 6 p.m., free, 21+ Poker Pub The Pool Room, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m.,free,21+ Chess night at Aimee's Coffee House, 7 p.m., free, all ages Aimee's The Americana Music Academy Jam Signs of Life, 7:30 p.m. free, all ages Cornmeal Receiving End The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $9, all ages Masshysteri/Weird Wounds/The Receiving End Jackpot Music Hall, 8 p.m. $8, all ages Cyrus D Super Fresh with CYRUS Harbour Lights, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Fresh Ink The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ OhMr! presents "Get Foolish" with DJ Spence The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ The Spook Lights Debutante's Ball! Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ editor's note I have two definitive birthday memories from my childhood. One lasted through high school, the other was a moment in time. For every birthday, my mom made me a dessert all the way through high school. I didn't want any old sweet treat. I requested a whole array of treats—something different for every year. Variations of brownies, rice cereal squares and cheesecake dominated my birthdays, along with the occasional piñata and balloon animals. I once even had puppy chow. Whatever I craved that week before my birthday, I got. My other birthday memory was in grade school, a time when all the boys in my class were invited to the party because of gender; not because we necessarily liked each other. We ate brownies, they watched me open presents, and I wore a king crown from Burger King. We separated half and half and pulled as if our lives were at stake. No winner triumphed after about a minute, but before any of us could call it quits, the hose snapped. About a dozen boys flew in opposite directions just as my dad let out a yelp. Because boys will be boys, we played games. My dad's wisdom came into play, especially for tug of war: Rope burn, little did my friends and I know, would have destroyed our little hands. My dad's solution: his garden hose. His hose was now useless,and he wasn't happy. He tamed his temper as my friends scattered and he firmly told all of us to go eat more cake. Check out Kelly's Out & About on page 14 for some other students' most memorable childhood birthday moments. I guess along with another year of life, I gained another year of wisdom. I decided to hold my tongue and not tell my dad I actually had brownies. Matt Hirschfeld, editor jayplayers Associate editor Jessica Sain-Baird Editor Matt Hirschfeld Designers Erica Birkman, Lauren Cunningham Contact Elliot Kort, Stephanie Schneider. 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