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WESCOE Wit
Girl 1: Did anything exciting happen at the homeless shelter yesterday?
Girl 2: That guy Byron put his hand on my ass, but pretty low-key night other than that.
Girl 1: Apparently he's too busy to call me, but he's not too busy to post shirtless pictures of himself on MySpace.
Girl 2: Ass.
Guy 1: My girlfriend just texted me and asked if I could bring her some Sour Patch Kids. Doesn't she know I'm busy? Guy 2: Brutal, man.
Guy talking about a break-up: I don't need her. I have plenty of friends with benefits.
Girl 1: You look really nice today.
Girl 2: Well I ate, so that probably helps.
Girl: I'm not an emotional person, so I don't like emotional guys. If you cry more than me, I'll punch you. If you cry because I punched you, then it's really over.
Madeline Hyden
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March 12, 2009
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