Page 6 University Daily Kansan Wednesday, Oct. 17, 1962 Yankees Finally Win; Terry Series Hero A lean, soft-spoken, Larned, Kan. man brought World Series fame to himself and a championship to his team, the New York Yankees. Ralph Terry squared off against the San Francisco Giants Jack Sanford yesterday afternoon in Candlestick Park and allowed but four hits in going all the way as New York won 1-0. HE HAD A PERFECT GAME for five and two-thirds innings, did not walk a batter and faced only 31 men. The Giants had the tying run on first base in the ninth, but Willie McCovey's line smash to Bobby Richardson ended their try for a miracle. Sanford and Billy O'Dell who relieved him in the eighth inning also pitched stingy. The pair allowed but seven hits. NEW YORK SCORED its lone run in the fifth inning. The Yankees filled the bases with no one out on singles by Bill Skowron and Cletis Boyer and a walk to Terry. Tony Kubek bounced into a double play and Skowron scored with the run giving the Yankees their 20th baseball championship. Sanford pitched his way out of a jam in the seventh when the Yankees put two men on base, but departed in the eighth after New York again filled the bases. Texas Still Number One NEW YORK — (UPI) — Texas well-balanced Longhorns, who begin defense of their Southwest Conference title Saturday, were named the nation's No. 1 major college football team for the second straight week by the United Press International Board of Coaches. Unbeaten in four starts thus far, Texas was the top choice of 11 of the 35 coaches who comprise the UPI rating board. Alabama, which lost out in the fight for the top spot a week ago by only five points, again was second this week, gaining the support of 10 coaches for first place. With points tabulated on a basis of 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 for votes from first through 10th, Texas drew 297 points, one more than a week ago, while Alabama, the No. 1 choice of 18 coaches last week, slipped 25 points for a total of 266. Surprising Northwestern, 10th last week, moved up to third with eight first-place votes and 189 points, while Mississippi advanced one place to fourth, swapping positions with Southern California. Arkansas, Texas' opponent this Saturday and the Longhorns' top challenger for southwest conference honors, also advanced one position, to sixth; Ohio State, rebounding after a disastrous loss to UCLA two weeks ago, moved up from 12th to seventh; Wisconsin advanced from 13th to eighth; Washington dropped from sixth to ninth, and Louisiana State advanced from 11th to 10th to round out the top 10. UCLA, eighth last week, headed the second 10, followed by Michigan State, Georgia Tech, Nebraska, Oregon, Missouri, Duke, Maryland, West Virginia, Iowa and New Mexico. Only five other teams drew votes this week. Fraternity Jewelry Badges, Rings, Novelties, Sweatshirts. Mugs, Paddles, Cups, Trophies, Medals O'Dell retired the Yankees as Roger Maris forced Richardson at the plate and Elston Howard bounced into a double play. TERRY'S ONLY weak moments during the game was in the seventh and ninth innings, the last of which was probably the most tense situation during the series. Matty Alou batted for O'Dell in the ninth. With a 2-2 count, Alou bunted the ball toward second base. Terry and Richardson both pursued the ball with Richardson reaching it, but having no time to throw out the speedy Alou. Matty's brother, Felipe, was the next batter. He fouled off a pitch attempting to bunt and then swung and fouled off the ball for strike two. On the next pitch he swung and missed altogether. Balfour 411 W. 14th VI 3-1571 AL LAUTER CHUCK HILLER, who hit a grand slam homer in the fourth game, was the next Giant batter. He fouled off the first pitch and then laid a bunt down the third base line. Had the ball remained fair, Hiller would have beaten it out, but it rolled foul. Hiller fouled off three more pitches, watched a ball bounce in the dirt and then went down swinging. dirt and then went down swinging. Terry was one out away from victory, but the one out represented Willie Mays. Terry threw two inside pitches to Mays, the second almost hitting him. The third pitch was on the outside corner and Mays lashed it to right field for a double. Maris picked the ball out of the WITH MEN ON second and third base. Terry was now faced with the decision of whether to pitch to McCovey, a powerful left-handed batter, or to walk him and bring up Orlando Cepeda, a right hander. muddy turf and threw to his relay man, Richardson. Alou stopped at third base. After a conference with Manager Ralph Houk, Terry decided to pitch to McCovey. McCovey swung at the first pitch and sent a fly ball to right. The wind caught it and carried it into the stands in foul territory. On the next pitch McCovey hit a sinking line drive to Richardson, which the second sacker snagged for the victory. TERRY HAD NEVER won a World Series game until this year. He lost the second game to Sanford 2-0, but came back to win the fifth game 5-3. Yesterday's win made him the only pitcher to win two games in the 1962 series. The winning Yankees will receive about $12,000 apiece while the Giants will share $8,000. Baughman Strong Blocker "Armand Baughman is giving us the best blocking from fullback since Dovle Schick." KU football coach Jack Mitchell admires, "He's improving as a runner too. He's putting the pressure on Ken Coleman, who is running well and playing tremendous defense. This gives us a fine set of backlacks." See Us Before You Buy TYPEWRITERS NEW AND USED PORTABLES STANDARDS ELECTRICS Sales - Rental Service LAWRENCE TYPEWRITER STUDENTS 735 Mass. 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Some contend that if a student's intellect is sufficiently aroused, happiness will automatically follow. Others say that to concentrate on the intellect and ignore the rest of the personality can only lead to misery. Can education bring happiness? I myself favor the second view, and I offer in evidence the well-known case of Agathe Fusco. Agathe, a forestry major, never got anything less than a straight "A", was awarded her B.T. (Bachelor of Trees) in only two years, her M.S.B. (Master of Sap and Bark) in only three, and her D.B.C. (Doctor of Blight and Cutworms) in only four. Academic glory was hers. Her intellect was the envy of every intellect fan on campus. But was she happy? The answer, alas, was no. Agathe—she knew not why—was miserable, so miserable, in fact, that one day while walking across campus, she was suddenly so overcome with melancholy that she flang herself, weeping, upon the statue of the Founder. By and by a liberal arts major named R. Twinkle Plenty came by with his yoyo. He noted Agathe's condition. "How come you're so unhappy, hey?" said R. Twinkle. "Suppose you tell me, you dumb old liberal arts major," replied Agathe peevishly. "All right, I will," said R. Twinkle. "You are unhappy for two reasons. First, because you have been so busy stuffing your intellect that you have gone and starved your psyche. I've got nothing against learning, mind you, but a person oughtn't to neglect the pleasant, gentle amenities of life—the fun things. Have you, for instance, ever been to a dance?" Agathe shook her head. Agathe shook her head. "Have you ever watched a sunset? Written a poem? Smoked a Marlboro Cigarette?" Agatine shook her head. "Well, we'll fix that right now!" said R.Twinkle and gave her a Marlboro and struck a match. She puffed, and then for the first time in twelve or fifteen years, she smiled. "Wow!" she cried. "Marlboros are a fun thing! What flavor! What filter! What pack or box! What a lot to like! From now on I will smoke Marlboros, and never have another unhappy day!" "Hold!" said R. Twinkle, "Marlboros alone will not solve your problem—only half of it. Remember I said there were two things making you unhappy?" "Oh, yeah," said Agathe. "What's the other one?" "How long have you had that bear trap on your foot?" said R. Twinkle. "I stepped on it during a field trip in my freshman year," said Agathe. "I keep meaning to have it taken off." "Allow me," said R. Twinkle and removed it. "Land sakes, what a relief!" said Agathe, now totally happy, and took R. Twinkle's hand and led him to a Marlboro vendor's and then to a justice of the peace. Today Agathe is a perfectly fulfilled woman, both intellect-wise and personalitywise. She lives in a darling split-level house with R. Twinkle and their 17 children, and she still keeps busy in the forestry game. Only last month, in fact, she became Consultant on Sawdust to the American Butchers Guild, she was named an Honorary Sequoia by the park commissioner of Las Vegas, and she published a best-selling book called I was a Slippery Elm for the FBI. © 1962 Max Shulman * * The makers of Marlboro are pleased that Agathe is finally out of the woods—and so will you be if your goal is smoking pleasure. Just try a Marlboro.