thursday, march Poker Pub Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. and 9 p.m., free, all ages Band Of Heathens/ Chad M. The Bottleneck, 7 p.m., $8, all ages American Legion, 7 p.m., free, all ages The Junkyard Jazz Band Doubt Lawrence Community Theatre, 7:30 p.m., $14 to $20, all ages Neon Dance Party The Bottleneck, 10 p.m., prices vary, 18+ Marty's 47 again! Waterfowl Habitat/ The Felt Show/ Dutch Newman/The Snugglebugs The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $5 to $7, 18+ Cyrus D and Godzilla! The Booty Up with friday, march 6 Doubt Hypno5e/Stull Lawrence Community Theatre, 8 p.m., $14 to $20, all ages Cyrus D and Godzillai The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3.21+ Chicago Afrobeat Project Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $8, 18+ The Republic Tigers/ Sellout Softer/Audiovox The Beaumont Club, 8 p.m. $10 p.m., all ages Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $6, 21+ Wade Bowen The Granada, 10 p.m., $15, all ages Spirit of the Stairs/ Ample Branches/Echo of the Elms The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $5 to $7, 18+ Iggy Baby The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Phat Friday with DI Johnny's Tavern, 10 p.m., free, 21+ Soap saturday, march 7 Poker Pub Conroy's Pub, 6 p.m. and 9 p.m.,free,all ages Kansas Music Hall of Fame Liberty Hall, 7 p.m., $35, all ages Doubt Lawrence Community Theatre, 8 p.m., $14 to $20, all ages White Water Ramble The Bottleneck, 9 p.m., $6, 18+ The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $6, 21+ Sellout The Appleseed Cast/ The Appleseed Cast/ Cowboy Indian Bear/ The Sailor Sequence The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $8 to $10, 18+ Saturday Soulcap with Scenebooster Soundsystem The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Late Night Price is The Kansas Union, 10 p.m., free, all ages sunday, march 8 Right Lunafest 2009 The Pool Room, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m.,free,21+ Poker Pub Smackdown! Trivia and Karaoke The Bottleneck 8:30 p.m. prices vary, 18+ The Eighth Street Taproom, 9 p.m., $2. 21+ Jazz on a Sunday The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Snake Bite monday, march 9 Donna Brazile lecture: "Women in American Politics: Are We There Yet?" Woodruff Auditorium, 7 p.m., free, all ages DJs Joc Max and Miles Bonny The Phoenix Jazz Club, 8 p.m. free,21+ The Bottleneck, 8:30 p.m., $5, all ages The Alternate Routes Dollar Bowling Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages The Naked Hearts/ Another Holiday/ Aubrey the jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m. $5 to $7, 18+ Stressape The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3.21+ tuesday, march 10 Symphonic Band and University Band The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $5 to $7, all ages Tuesday Nite Swing The Kansas Union, 8 p.m., free, all ages Blitzen Trapper/Alela Diane The Jackpot Music Hall, 10 p.m., $10 to $12, 18+ Billy Spears and the Johnny's Tavern, 6 p.m., free, 21+ wednesday, march 11 Beer Bellies Poker Pub The Pool Room, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m.,free,21+ Chess night at Aimee's The Americana Music Aimee's Coffee House, 7 p.m., free, all ages Academy Jam Academy jam Signs of Life, 7:30 p.m., free, all ages Hank Williams III/ Jason Boland & The Those Poor Bastards The Beaumont Club, 8 p.m. $18, all ages The Granada, 8 p.m., $15, 18+ That Acoustic Jam Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Arthur Dodge Harbour Lights, 10:30 p.m.. $2.21+ venues The Bottleneck Taproom 737 New Hampshire Street 785.841.5483 The Eighth Street The Jackpot Music Hall 801 New Hampshire Street 785.841.6918 943 Massachusetts Street 785.843.2846 Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts Street 785.749.1387 Liberty Hall 642 Massachusetts Street 785.749.1972 The Lied Center 1600 Stewart Drive 785.864.3469 The Pool Room 925 Iowa Street 785.749.5039 Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts Street 785.749.7676 My mom was a nun. She couldn't bust into song like Whoopi or fly like Sally Field, but for a decade of her life, she devoted her being to the man upstairs. editor's note She joined a convent, or a nunery, as I liked to call it, in Kansas City right after she graduated from college. She had graduated from the Catholic-affiliated Rockhurst University in Kansas City, Missouri, and majored in theology, so the righteous path to a convent wasn't too much of a stretch. Throughout my childhood and adolescence, her years of devotion would occasionally come up, mostly in the form of quirky stories and random anecdotes. Her accounts didn't have much to do with her hours of prayer and scripture reading, though. The stories she told were filled with what most people don't associate nuns with—fun. Whether it be occasionally sneaking to a local pub or harmless pranks she played on other nuns and priests, her stories made it sound as if swearing off men wasn't so bad. She'd always drive the point home to me that she didn't leave the vocation for love or a man. She left because the nuns were corrupt (or at least that's what I told other people). After 10 years, she felt her calling had expired and what she had set out to do hadn't materialized. She still went to church every weekend for the rest of her life, but knew her life as a nun got the shaft when her role as a mother took over. Check out Kelly's short on page 4 about the performance of Doubt that's playing in Lawrence this weekend. My mom was thankfully never as strict or cold as the main nun in the play, Sister Aloysius Beauvier, but maybe she would have eventually got there if she stuck with it. I also always used her former vocation to my advantage. When instructors would say on the first day of classes,"Tell the class something interesting about yourself", I happily offered up my mom's former calling.The class and instructor were so fascinated with this disclosure that they never noticed my mom being a nun wasn't actually about me. And maybe that's what I learned from my mom:You're only as interesting as the people you know. After all, we can't all be singing or flying nuns. Matt Hirschfeld, editor jayplayers Editor Matt Hirschfeld Associate editor Jessica Sain-Baird Designers Erica Birkman, Lauren Cunningham Contact Elliot Kort, Stephanie Schneider Health Sachiko Miyakawa, Megan Weltner Manual Becka Cremer, Katherine Mulder, Adam Schoof Notice Madeline Hyden, Ross Stewart, Zach White Play Kelly Breckunitch, Kristopher McDonald Contributors Drew Anderson, Mark Arehart, Alicia Banister, Taylor Brown, Chance Dibbon, Mia Iverson, Carly Halvorson, Daniel Nordstrom, Meghan Nuckolls, Tom Powers, Abigail Olcese, Brieun Scott, Kelci Shipley, Amanda Sorell Creative consultant Carol Holstead Contact us jayplay09@gmail.com Jayplay The University Daily Kansan The University Diary. 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 785.864.4810 Voted Best Pool Hall by Students Tonight $ 2 Imports $ 3 Jager Bombs $ 3 Guinness $1 WELLS (Every Saturday) GAME DAYS 10 ft. HD TV POKER Sun & Wed Cash Prizes FREE POOL Sun-Thurs (after midnight) محمد بن محمد بن عبدالله بن محمد بن عمر بن محمد بن محمد March 8, 2009 3