thursday, feb 26 Neon Dance Party The Bottleneck, 10 p.m., prices vary, 18+ Marshall Brown and the Baggs The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Hot Mess w/ Johnny Quest The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $5 to $7, 18+ Cyrus D and Godzilla 1 new Lighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m, $3.21+ The Visitations/Baby The Visitations/Baby Birds Don't Drink Milk/Rooftop Vigilant The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m. $2.21+ Nomathmatics The Record Bar, 10 p.m., $5, 21+ friday, feb 27 We The Kings/The Cab The Granada, 7 p.m., $15, all ages The Pajama Game The Lied Center; 7:30 p.m. $20/KU Students, all ages Ryan Adams and the Cardinals The Uptown, 8 p.m., $28.50 to $44.50, all ages Joshua Radin/Meiko/Jesse Harris The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $14.50 to $16, all ages Louis C.K. The Midland Theater, 8 p.m., $30, all ages A Tribute to Ween The jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+ Organic Proof w/Miles Bonny The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $5 to $7, 18+ Ladies of Love Garden DJs The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3.21+ saturday, feb 28 The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $13 to $15, all ages Reckless Kelly/Sons of Bill Right Between the Ears Liberty Hall, 8 p.m., $15.50 to $19.50, all ages Cosmopolitics The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4, 21+ Smoov Confusion/ Stik Figa/Soul Servers/ Royce Diamond The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $5 to $7, 18+ The Breakdown with Bsears DJ Cyrus D and Stackswell The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $3,21+ The Gloves The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m.. $2, 21+ Season To Risk/ Restless Breed/The Mendoza Lie The Record Bar, 9:30 p.m., $10 p.m., 21+ sunday, mar 1 Poker Pub The Pool Room, 7 p.m. free, 21+ Jeff Harshbarger Presents An Alternative Jazz Series The Record Bar; 7 p.m., $5,21+ Jazz on a Sunday The Eighth Street Taproom 9 p.m., $2, 21+ The Bottleneck, 8:30 p.m., prices vary, 18+ Smackdown Trivial and Karaoke Swarthout Recital Hall, 7:30 p.m., free, all ages Peter Collins, piano DJs Joc Max and Miles Bonny monday, mar 2 The Phoenix jazz Club, 8 p.m., free, 21+ Modest Mouse/Mimicking Bird The Uptown Theater; 8 p.m. $35, all ages Original Music Mondays The Bottleneck, 9 p.m., free, 18+ Karaoke Idol Party The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., 21+ The First Monthly Chomp Womp Night! The Eighth Street Taproom, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ The Foundry Field Recordings Recordings The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2.21+ The Kansas Union, 8 p.m. free, all ages Tuesday Night Swing tuesday,mar 3 The Points The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m. $2.21+ Brighton, MA The Record Bar, 10 p.m., $7, 21+ wednesday, mar 4 Poker Pub The Pool Room, 7 p.m., free. 21+ Chess night at Aimee's Aimee's Coffee House, 7 p.m. free, all ages Brett Dennen/The Little Ones The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $15- $16, all ages The Pink Floyd Experience The Uptown Theater; 8 p.m.. $25 to $45, all ages Fresh Ink calendar venues The Jazzhaus The Jackpot Music Hall The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ 926 1/2 Massachusetts Street 785.749.1387 943 Massachusetts Street 785.843.2846 The Eighth Street Taproom 801 New Hampshire Street 785.841.6918 946 Massachusetts Street 785.749.7676 The Replay Lounge The Lied Center 1600 Stewart Drive 785.864.3469 The Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire Street 785.841.5483 editor's note tickle the greater number's funny bone is just too chancy for my taste. I don't think I could handle teetering the fine line stand-up comedians pluck at with every joke. Taking the risk of offending some to I have always been surprised at what makes me huff in a disgruntled fashion and what makes me teary-eyed with laughter. The factor in acts that makes me smile rather than scowl is a shared characteristic that I can identify with the comedian. Here are a couple of my favorite comedians' more memorably offensive rants: "I was hanging out in the one gay bar in all of Scotland. They have one gay bar. It's called C.C. Bloom's. C.C. Bloom's is the name of the character that Bette Midler played in Beaches. That is the gayest thing I have heard in my entire life. That place should just be called Fuck Me In The Ass ... Bar and Grill." Margaret Cho: Jim Gaffigan: "I was looking at a box of Hot Pockets. They have a warning printed on the side. Warning: You just bought Hot Pockets. Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer. You hillbilly, enjoy the next NASCAR event." "I get jealous of couples a lot. You see couples out and about and they do the PDA thing, the public displays of affection. I saw this couple the other day and this guy was giving his girlfriend a piggyback ride down the street. And it was a little over the top. But something was in me like, 'Oh, I want that. Like that is what I want.' And then he like set her back down in her wheelchair. And then I was like, 'Maybe that's not what I thought it was. That's fine. It's not for me.'" See Madeline's Q & A on page 13 for some insight into comedian Nikki Glaser's comedic style. Here's a sample of her brand of comedy that was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: I've seen Beaches like Cho and have eaten Hot Pockets like Gaffigan, giving me a common characteristic with each of them. So if Glaser were to poke fun at Lawrence's liberal loonies—I'd be OK with that. She's a fellow Jayhawk. Matt Hirschfeld, editor Editor Matt Hirschfeld Associate editor Jessica Sain-Baird Designers Erica Birkman, Lauren Cunningham Contact Elliot Kort, Stephanie Schneider Health Sachiko Miyakawa, Megan Weltner Manual Becka Cremer, Katherine Mulder, Adam Schoof Notice Madeline Hyden, Ross Stewart, Zach White Play Kelly Breckunitch, Kristopher McDonald Contributors Drew Anderson, Mark Arehart, Alicia Banister, Taylor Brown, Chance Dibben, Mia Iverson, Carly Halvorson, Daniel Nordstrom, Meghan Nuckolls, Tom Powers, Abigail Olcese, Brieun Scott, Kelie Shipley, Amanda Sorell Creative consultant Carol Holstead Contact us jayplay09@gmail.com Jayplay The University Daily Kansan 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 66045 785.864.4810 Clarification: In the February 19 issue of Jayplay, Kristie Martin was misidentified in the article "The alternative to healing." She is a certified reflexologist. 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