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Professor: Do you need a pen?
Student (while looking for one): I only change m pants once a week and I changed them today,
so I don't have one.
notice
Ooo
Girl: You wouldn't believe how many shots I took last night.
Guy (passing by, speaking sarcastically): Was it like 15!
Hungover male student:
I don't know if it's Wednesday or Saturday. (Writer's note: It was Friday.)
Guy: I think I hurt my hand Young looking girl: Let me look at it. I'm a doctor Guy: (Silent and Squinting) Young looking girl: Well I'm not a doctor yet, but I'm studying to be one. Young looking girl: That's so hot.
Girl 1: I have a funny story to tell you about frozen fish.
Girl 2: Frozen fish?
Girl 1: Oh, I meant fish tacos.
Guy 1: (Pinched) Ouch.
Jesus!
Guy 2: ... loves you?
Girl 1: I gotta go to Watkins today.
Girl 2: Oh my, are you pregnant? That's always the first thing they ask you.
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Guy: Oh shit.
Girl: You mean schist.
Guy (Softly): No, I meant shit.
GTA: OK, so let's look at some minerals shall we?
Ross Stewart
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February 12,2009
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