thursday, feb 5 Pizza & A Comedian (featuring Sabrina Jalees) Hashinger Theater, 7 p.m., free, KU students Quantum of Solace Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m. prices vary, all ages Brody Buster Band The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Cyrus D and Square Jordan The Eighth Street Tap Room, 10 p.m., $3, 21+ Landlord/The Sexy Accident The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2.21+ Neon Dance Party The Bottleneck, 10 p.m., prices vary, 18+ friday,feb 6 Quantum of Solace Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m., prices vary, all ages Bob Marley's birthday party The Grammys The Granada, 9 p.m., $7, 18+ Big Stack Daddy/ Russian Discussion The jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4.21+ Mammoth Life/Paper Airplanes/Hawley Schoffner The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $5/7, 18+ MI AMI with Bandit with Bandle Teeth and DJ Shanks The Eighth Street Tap Room. 10 p.m., $3.21+ Calamity Cubes/The Am Ramblers Am Ramblers The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m. $3,21+ Dirtfoot/South Austin Jug Band The Bottleneck, 9 p.m., 18+ saturday, feb 7 Tech N9ne The Granada, 8 p.m., $25, all ages Quantum of Solace Custum of Sorice Woodruff Auditorium, 8 p.m. prices vary, all ages Future Rock/Orchard Lounge The Bottleneck, 9 p.m., $10, 18+ The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $4.21+ YucaRoots Deadman Flats & Friends The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $5, 21+/$7, 18-20 Saturday Soulclap with Scenebooster Sound- system The Eighth Street Tap Room. 10 p.m., $3.21+ The Dead Girls CD Release/Fourth of July The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m. $2, 21+ release/Fourth of July sunday,feb 8 Swarthout Recital Hall, 2:30 p.m., $7-$15, all ages Gilbert and Sullivan's "Patience" Scary Manilow's Night of BLOODY VALENTINE FILMS The Jackpot, 3 p.m., free, 18+ Tafelmusik Baroque Orchestra The Lied Center, 7:30 p.m. $16/KU students, all ages Orchestra The Granada, 8 p.m., $17 all ages Galactic Smackdown Trivia and Karaoke The Bottleneck, 8 p.m., $5, 18+ BOOT BOOT/Asa Narson's For Loving The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Ransom/Fortuning Count Bass D/ monday, feb 9 Who/Steddy P. and The Jackpot, 8 p.m., $5, 21+/ $7, 18-20 Sparkiduh and DJ more! Original Music Mondays The Bottleneck, 9 p.m., free. 18+ Dollar Bowling Royal Crest Bowling Lanes, 9 p.m., $1, all ages tuesday,feb 10 "What's Up With What's Up With That?" featuring Imanin Winds Crystal Room in the Eldridge Hotel, 7 p.m., free, all ages Black Stone Cherry/ Crooked X The Bottleneck, 7 p.m., $11, all ages The Replay Lounge, 11 p.m. $2,21+ The Sideshow Tragedy Gov't Mule, 7 p.m., $26, all ages wednesday, feb 11 Acoustic Open Jam Imani Winds The Lied Center; 7:30 p.m. $12/KU students, all ages Acoustic Open Jam The Jazzhaus, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ Latin/Now Now Sleepy- head/The Cherry Tree Parade The Jackpot, 10 p.m., $5, 21+/ $7, 18-20 Benjamin Del Shreve/ Five Defy The Replay Lounge, 10 p.m., $2, 21+ calendar venues The Jazzhaus The Jackpot Music Hall 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. Lawrence, KS 785.749.1387 943 Massachusetts St. Lawrence, KS 785.843.2846 The Eighth Street Tap Room 801 New Hampshire St. Lawrence, KS 785.841.6918 The Replay Lounge 946 Massachusetts St. Lawrence, KS 785.754.7676 The Lied Center 1600 Stewart Drive Lawrence, KS 7854.3469 876.3459 The Bottleneck 737 New Hampshire St. Lawrence, KS 785.841.5483 It was my first semester living with roommates out of the dorms. I'd lived by myself for a semester, and an opportunity for some summer roommates at a cheap price opened up. It was just two months of cohabiting with three girls. What could go wrong? A few qualms about unwashed dishes and laundry arose in the first couple of months, but nothing that wasn't solved with some tough love. The dried food-infested dishes weren't, of course, mine, and I refused to wash them. I worked my way around the kitchen, avoiding the mess at all costs, and the rooms finally cleaned them only after they resorted to spooning cereal out of coffee mugs with serving utensils. Passive-aggressive on my part? Maybe, but I still didn't have to lift a finger to clean up their mess. I approached the laundry situation a tad differently. It was inherently impossible for the roomies to remove their wet laundry from the washer and transfer it two feet to the right and into the dryer. If it did miraculously make it to the dryer, it didn't make it to their rooms. Even after a dozen friendly reminders, nothing changed. So once, when the wet laundry stayed in the washer for more than 24 hours, I scooped it out and sloppily placed the drenched clothes in the middle of their bedrooms. It wasn't quite eye for an eye, but I settled with sloppy for sloppy. editor's note I eventually had to deal with the hair in the shower situation. I shared a bathroom with one of the roomies, and understood that most girls had much longer hair than me.After each of her showers, though, you would have thought she sheared a sheep in there.She was much more accommodating, though, than with the dish and laundry situations, and she cleaned it the best she could.I never really inquired how she did it, but it got done and that's all I cared about. I witnessed how she did it once, and it will forever be burned into my now-traumatized memory. I was in the bathroom with her and casually mentioned the wool sweater that was forming at the bottom of the drain. She obliged and grabbed her toothbrush. She headed for the drain, and I yelped an uber-dramatic, slow-motion "NOOOOOOO." She told me to relax—she was going to use the handle, not the bristle end. As if this was going to calm me down, I turned away in disgust, grabbed my toothbrush and stormed out of the bathroom. Later, she tried to show me the Yeti that she pulled out of the recesses of our shower. I declined. And I also kept my toothbrush out of harm's reach in my room for the rest of my time in the apartment. Take a look at Kristopher's Out & About on page 15 for more disgusting and cringe-worthy stories from KU students about their past and current roommates. 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