4 WESCOE WIT:"Tit-tastic and a little short." 5 PLAY: bootlegged goods at the theater 7 PLAY: skipping out on "Super Sunday"? think again 9 GOOD FOR YOU/BAD FOR YOU: Carmex and veggies 14 IN THE LIFE: meet a coupon book guy 19 REVIEWS: rush to see The Reader 13 CONTACT: clicking your way to love Clockwise from top right: photo illustration by Chance Dibble; photo illustration by Alison Richardson; photo illustration by Ryan McGeeney 2 January 29,2009 en th the Co of ch an d odo pla figh Mi be st dif cia Ma Sc Ga ple ve th de pr th ba be are — П Cover photo illustration by Ryan McGeeney