thursday, jan. 22 Hot Mess w/ Johnny Quest & Guests 10 p.m., The Jackpot Music Hall, $5, 18-20/$3, 21+ Guse 10 p.m., The Jazzhaus, $3, 21+ Superfresh with DJ Cyrusd 10 p.m.,The Eighth Street Tap Room,21+ Neon Dance Party 10 p.m., The Bottleneck prices vary, 18+ friday,jan.23 Midwest Reggae Showcase w/ Irietions & Seedlove 10 p.m. The Jackpot Music Hall, $7, 18-20/$5, 21+ Cosmopolitics 10 p.m., The Jazzhaus, $4, 21+ Hot Dog Skeletons/ New Franklin Panthers 10 p.m., The Replay Lounge, $3, 21+ Iggy Baby 10 p.m., The Eighth Street Tap Room, $3.21+ The Led Zeppelin Experience featuring No Quarter 9 p.m., The Bottleneck, 18+ saturday,jan.24 The Old Black/Waiting for Signal/The Turn On 10 p.m., The Jackpot Music Hall, $7, 18-20/ $5, 21+ Billy The Squirrel 10 p.m., The Jazzhaus, $4. 21+ Darren Keen 10 p.m., The Replay Lounge, $3.21+ Breakdown with Bears 10 p.m., The Eighth Street Tap Room, 21+ Sellout 10 p.m., The Bottleneck, 18+ Pat Green 8 p.m. The Granada, $25, all ages Every birthday morning, from when I was old enough to sleep without a crib through high school graduation, I would wake up to a present that my mom placed at the edge of my bed. I was genuinely surprised in my elementary years, but by my adolescent years, it had become as customary as pretending Santa Claus was real for my younger brother. Even though the gifts evolved from the latest gotta-have LEGO set to envelopes of money, I'd always appreciated the importance my mom placed on my special day. Whatever I wanted to eat that day, I'd get. Whomever I wanted to spend the day with, they'd be there. And even though I didn't get whatever I'd asked for, my mom tried her hardest for the most reasonable substitute. In my college years, birthdays come and go without a present on the edge of the bed. Friends plan my birthday party or the bar editor's note trip instead of my parents. I usually don't see my parents on my birthday and I usually get only a card in the mail or a phone call sometime during the special day. Becka's story on page 6 enlightens what I can get around Lawrence for free on my birthday to make up for traditions lost. A free shot or free dessert can go a long way when turning a year older. Stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan self-deprecatingly comments on why we place such an importance on our days of birth: "I can't believe I'm going to work on my birthday. I can't believe I'm doing laundry on my birthday. I can't believe I'm paying for sex on my birthday." For my last birthday, my big 2-1, it was Memorial Day, so I was legally obligated to not go to work. I avoided laundry all together. And I got the sex for free. Just kidding, but for my next birthday, I'll know where to go to get liquored up and fattened up for free on my big day. polarOPPOSITEebar 10 p.m., The Replay Lounge, $2, 21+ Matt Hirschfeld, editor sunday, jan. 25 Smackdown Trivia and Karaoke 8:30 p.m. The Bottleneck. Club Wars 6 p.m., The Granada, $7, all ages 8:30 p.m., The Bottleneck, prices vary, 18+ The Kansas City Symphony 7:30 p.m., The Lied Center, prices vary, all ages Caroline Smith and the Good Night Sleeps 10 p.m., The Eighth Street Tap Room, $3,21+ monday,jan.26 Metal School w/ DJ MOTLE CRUZ 10 p.m., The Replay Lounge, $2, 21+ Original Music Mondays 9 p.m., The Bottleneck, 18+ Jimmy Spits/DJ Geeg 10 p.m., The Jackpot Music Hall, $7. 18-20,$2. 11+ tuesday, jan.27 Joshua Radin/Meiko/Jesse Harris 8 p.m., The Bottleneck, prices vary.all ages Karaoke Idol Party 10 p.m., The Jazzhaus, $1, 21+ wednesday,jan.28 Editor Matt Hirschfeld Karaoke! w/ Natale and Drew 10 p.m.,The Jackpot Music Hall, $2 18+ **That Acoustic Jam** **Thing** 10 p.m., The Jackpot Music Hall, $2, 21+ Quincy Qartz/1,000,000 Light Years/Hanz Bronze 10 p.m. The Eighth Street Tap Room, $3.21+ Associate editor Jessica Sain-Baird Designers Erica Birkman, Lauren Cunningham calendar Contact Elliot Kort, Stephanie Schneider Health Sachiko Miyakawa, Megan Weltner Manual Becka Cremer, Adam Schoof venues Notice Madeline Hyden, Ross Stewart, Zach White Contributors Drew Anderson, Mark Arehart, Alicia Banister, Taylor Brown, Chance Dibben, Mia Iverson, Carly Halvorson, Daniel Nordstrom, Meghan Nukolls, Abigail Olcese, Play Kelly Breckunitch,Tanner Grubbs, Kristopher McDonald The Jazzhaus 926 1/2 Massachusetts St. Lawrence, KS 785.749.1387 The Jackpot Music Hall 1600 Stewart Drive Lawrence, KS 785.864.3469 The Bottleneck The Eighth Street Tap Room 943 Massachusetts St. Lawrence. KS 785.843.2846 801 New Hampshire St. Lawrence, KS 785.841.6918 The Replay Lounge The Lied Center 737 New Hampshire St. Lawrence, KS 785.841.5483 946 Massachusetts St. Lawrence, KS 785.754.7676 jayplayers Brieun Scott, Kelci Shipley, Amanda Sorell Derek Zarda Creative consultant Carol Holstead Contact us joyplay09@gmail.com Jayplay The University Daily Kansan 111 Stauffer-Flint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence,KS 66045 785.864.4810 laparrillalawrence.com · 814 Massachusetts · 841-1100 FRESH, AUTHENTIC, AFFORDABLE Ask about our Drink Specials FREE Chips & Salsa Open 7 Days a Week January 22,2009 3