udk_1-12-1998_7-22-1998/0612.tif guide dogs student government education humor satire Now, Class. Today We Learned That if You Pat Seeing-Eye Dogs... -- Guide Dogs Are Cute and Cuddly, but Don't Pet Them While 'On Duty' -- Office Hours Not Time to Campaign -- A Revised Book of Job for the Festival of March -- Legislation Pending Before Committees -- University Negligent During Bad Weather -- How to Submit Letters and Guest Columns -- Kansan Staff -- Quote: 'The Church Is Only a Secular Institution in Which the Half-Educated Speak to the Half-Converted.' Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns. Digitized from microfilm reel: NP 7215 (1998-01-12 to 1998-07-22) University Daily Kansan 1998-03-11 Text newspaper electronic image/tiff 1 page ku-udk:126833 https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/126833 This Item may be protected by copyright and/or related rights. You are free to use this Item in any way that is permitted by the copyright and related rights legislation that applies to your use. For other uses you need to obtain permission from the rights-holder(s).