Section B·Page 4
The University Daily Kansan
Monday, February 23, 1998
Once upon a time...
in the ancient land of Wread, there lived a secret cadre of wizard knights.
These were the Jayhainks, and their legendary skill was known throughout the world. Sir Raef, the Large, was master of the sacred art of the Made-Away Jumper.
Sir Billy, the True, was feared by his contemporaries for his ability to strike from the most vast distance.
Sir C.B., the Quick, possessed the speed of the fastest European swallow. He was the most famous thief in the land.
Sir RAEF ANDREW LaFrentz