10
Wednesday, September 8, 1993
ENTERTAINMENT
The ULTIMATE PIZZA BOY... Special
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
RUDY'S PIZZERIA
RUDY'S PIZZERIA
.357 Special
(DINE IN OR
CARRY OUT ONLY)
$3 Small One Topping
$5 Medium One Topping
$7 Large One Topping
Tax not included
GreatPizza, GreatPrice
620 W. 12th
(beyond the Crossing)
749-0055
Jewish High Holiday Schedule
September 15: EREV ROSH HASHANA
5:30: Dinner; Big Eight Room, Kansas Union
Hillelmembers: $5.00
non-members: $8.00
7:30: Services; Lawrence Jewish Community Center (LJCC)
917 Highland Drive
[To sign up for dinner, call 864-3948 or come by the Hillel office in the Kansas Union.]
September 16: First day of Rosh Hashana
9:30 a.m.: Services; LJCC
7:30 p.m.: Services LJCC
September 17: Second day of ROSH
HASHANA
9:30 a.m.: Services; LJCC
7:45 p.m.: Shabbot services ; LJCC
September24: KOL NIDRE
7:30 p.m.: Services; Kansas Union Ballroom
September 25: YOM KIPPUR
9:30 a.m.: Services;LJCC
11:00 a.m.: Yiskor Services;LJCC
5:30 p.m.: Nilah Services;LJCC
Sundown: break-the-fast
{To sign up for break-the-fast, call 864-3948 or come by the Hillel Office in the Kansas Union.} All services are free. Rides can be provided by calling the Hillel office at 864-3948. The LJCC is at the corner of 9th and Iowa behind the Amoco Station.
PEEVES Kansan ink on fingers irks student
like foreign teachers' inability to speak English, Add/Drop, and the ink on my fingers from the UDK," she said.
Continued from Page 9
For David Criner, the biggest classroom nuisance is a small item, thumb tacks. "Sometimes they don't stick all the way on the memo boards," he said.
For the most part, pet peeves are more apt to be the cause of a minor debate than a war. Until someone puts their feet on someone else, that
with absent students. Rather, his pet peeve is the attitude he sees in students in the classroom.
Continued from Page 9.
PROFS:
In-class naps bothersome for teacher
"My biggest pet peeve is apathy," he said. "The effects of that apathy are students who don't contribute." A lot of students act as if they are sponges, Fallon said.
Sponge-like behavior includes sleeping in class, something that most instructors find annoying. Students often wake to find that they have missed part of an important discussion and are left scrambling to fill in the missing pieces.
"I don't like it when students ask me to repeat what's on the course description," said Helene Germain-Simões, Italian teaching assistant.
I don't have any pet peeves with my students," said English professor Joel Gold. "I love them all. You should note that I teach irony."
For the most part, professors like their students and are satisfied with the progress of the semester so far.
QUIPS AND QUOTES
Secret club now exists for avid haters of Barney
DAVIE, Fla. — Sprawled in front of the television, 2 1/2-year-old Michelle Christine Curran cradles her Barney dolls as another "Barney & Friends" episode comes to a close.
"I love you, you love me" goes the theme song. "I love Barney! I love Barney!" she squeals.
Little does she know she is in Barnev-Bashing Central.
"You don't have to tell your kids you belong," is the motto of The I Hate Barney Secret Society, founded by advertising salesman Robert Curran — father of Barney-addict Michelle-Christine.
Members can vent Tyran-nasaurus-sized wrath at the "Purple Bore-asaurus" or "inspizuid Rex."
As the strains of Barney's theme emanate from the living room, Curran goes through a stack of papers on the kitchen table filled with anti-Barney venom.
"I am sick of Barney," Greg Hudson writes from Richmond, Va. "What did we parents do to deserve this?"
Donna L. of Hollywood blames her failure to conceive on terror about bringing another Barney fan into the world.
**note wishing to join the I.He Barney Secret Society should send 50 cents and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: THIHSS, 10071 S.W. 17th Court, Davie, Fl. 3324
11 Unpleasant feelings
(rated on a scale of 0-10)
1. Having the watchband pull the hair out of your arm. (35)
(Rated on a scale of 0-100)
The Associated Press
2. A piece of popcorn shell between your back teeth (35.7)
3. Sand in your swimsuit (38)
4. Morning breath, (55)
5. Your dog's morning breath, (65)
6. Your dog's evening breath, (75)
7. A wet toilet seat, (75)
8. Knowing that a patroiman's flashing blue light is for you (80)
9. Being drafted, (95)
10. Death (100)
11. Marriage (102)
Source: "The People's Almanac. The Book Of Lists #3" by Amy Wallace, David Wallechinsky and Irving Wallace
Tabloid Roundup More Elvis
The Weekly World News writes in their Sept. 14 issue that the recently released book, "The Life and Cuisine of Elvis" offers these two staples from Elvis' diet:
Fried Peanut Butter Sandwich
2 slices white bread; 2 heaping tablespoons peanut butter, 1/2 very ripe banana mashed with fork; 2 tablespoons butter or margarine.
Spread bread with peanut butter and banana. Fry in butter, browning both sides in skillet on medium heat.
7-Up Salad
Elvis Presley
1 package
demon gelatin; 1 package
lime gelatin; 2 cups
hot 7-Up; 1 cup
mamaiseau; 1 cup
cottage
cheese; 1 cup
crushed pineapple.
Prepare
gelatin, substi-
titating 7-Up for
water. Let cool and stir in remaining ingredients. Pour into molds.
Satan's Skull Stolen
Also from the Weekly World News, this report on the continuing saga of Satan's skull, first brought to the world's attention in the Aug. 17 issue of the News:
A sinister, horned skull believed to be that of Satan himself has been stolen from a heavily guarded research laboratory in Hungary — and police say the theft may be the work of a satanic terrorist!
Other sources believe the 2,000-year-old skull was removed from the lab and transferred to a secret vault in the Vatican by religious leaders fearful the priceless relic would fall into the wrong hands.
Hungarian archaeologist Ervin Veres said tests performed by world-renowned experts proved beyond a doubt that the artifact was the skull of the Devil.
Chevy Chase debuts late-night TV show
Jay Leno and AS050 that seemed to be the message "The Chevy Chase Show" tried hard to get across in its Fox Broadcasting Co.
premiere.
LOS ANGELES — Chevy Chase's new late-night show debuted last night with one of his trademark prat-falls, Goldie Hawn serenading the host and a hand puppet tossing his cookies.
In other words, he's Chevy Chase and competitors David Letterman, Jay Leno and Arsenio Hall are not.
"And now — he's still not ready for prime time — Chevy Chase," trumpeted announcer Ron Russ. Out strolled Chase, dapper in a navy blue suit and pocket square.
The one-time star of "Saturday Night Live" reprinted the satirical
"I knew you were going to be this enthusiastic, I would have rehearsed," a smiling Chase told the audience.
news reports that gained him fame on that NBC show in 1975-76.
Even though it was only Chase's late-night premiere, already he was ahead of the pack. Debating at 11 p.m. in most markets, "The Chevy Chase Show" enjoyed a 35-minute head start on CBS "The Late Show with David Letterman," NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Lenio," and the syndicated "Arsenio Hall Show."
THE HARBOUR LIGHTS Now a full service bar after 57 years of downtown tradition DAILY SPECIALS
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
>1.00 Amber Ale Draws
$1.50 32 oz. Jam Jars
$1.50 Well Drinks
$1.50 32 oz. Jam Jars
$1.25 Selected Domestic Bottles
$3.00 Domestic Pitchers
$1.25 Glasses of Wine
$4.00 Carafes of Wine
Now open 7 days a week from noon until 2am 1031 Massachusetts
West Coast Saloon DailySpecials
Wednesday: Imports
Monday: Well Drinks
Thursday: Long Necks
Sunday: 1/3 pound Cheese Burger $150 Quart 25' Pool
Saturday: Schooners $2^{00}$