Monday, Jan. 13, 1964
University Daily Kansan
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FOR SALE
CLEARANCE! CLEARANCE!
Radios & Transistors
AM-FMs & Stereos
TVs & Tape Recorders
Coasters & Blenders
Waffle Irons & Electric Blankets
Perculators & Flood Lights
Hair Dryers & Steam Irons
Electric Clocks & Bicycles
Tires & Typewriters
SAVE! SAVE! SAVE!
Once Tuesday and Thursday night
Ray Stoneback - 929 Mass. 1-13
SAVE SAVE SAVE
Open Tuesday and Thursday nights
1957 Ford 2-door, V-8 stick with overdrive. Contact Mike Wertz. VI 3-7922.
JAGUAR 1958 Sedan 3.4. Mechanically A-1, needs little body work, sacrifice. Must sell by January 17. VI 2-0597. 1-15
KX150 1959 Jaguar. Call after 5:00 p.m.
at VI 3-5086.
1961 SIMCA, Etoile, 4 door sedan, white. Inexpensive and comfortable transportation. Excellent condition. Low mileage. Plastic covers, radio, heater, snow tires, luggage rack, Going abroad, must sell VI 3-1943. 1-14
Ruger single six. Fireed only 200 rounds.
Cost $65.00 new, will take best offer over
$40.00 or swap for banjo. Jim, VI 2-9241.
1-1
1954 Chevrolet. Excellent condition, new tires, radio, heater. Kent Crowley. 1621 Edgehill, VI 3-6400. 1-17
NEAR CAMPUS—2 story frame house, new roof, full basement with outside entrance. Three bedrooms, full bath and sleeping porch on 2nd floor. Living room, dining room, and large kitchen on lat. Contract Sale, $2,000 down and $63 per month.
Bus. Ph. VI 3-0005 Res. Ph. VI 3-2929
1-15
1950 Plymouth, radio, heater, good running order. ALSO radio phonograph, nearly new. Phone VI 2-3804, Stouffer 18-6. 1-14
Student having hard time getting rid of gun collection needs buyers for over 35 modern and antique pistol models, magnums, vampire clubs, 22's, movie varmint rifles, and the most unbelievable collection of junk since William Shatz. VI 3-1110. 1-15
month
ROGERS' REAL ESTATE CO.
7 West 14th
1959 Saab GT—brand new transmission and only 10,000 on engine. 1962 VW Sunroof — engine overhauled three months. Call VI 3-0027. 1-15
German Shepherd pups, AKC registered and champion blood lines. Lloyd Breshelsen. Phone KI 2-2559. tf
LAWRENCE FIREARMS CO. NEW AND USED GUNS — AMMO MILITAR WEAPONS, WE ALSO MILITAR WEAPONS, OHIO VI, 2-1214, 1-13 Typewriters, new and used portables, standards, electrics, Olympia, Hermes, Olivetti, Royal and Sigma, rentals bles, typewriter, adder, rentals and svv Lawrence Typewriter, 735 Mass St., TI 3-3644. stf
Three-fourths carat solitare diamond ring set. Must sell quick! Vi 2-06006
Typewriter, new and used portables.
standards, electronics. Olympia, Olivetti.
Royal and Smira Corona portables. Typewriter and adding machine service and rental. Lawrence Typewriter, 730 Mass.
Call VI 3-3644. tt
Attractive three-room furnished apartment; spacious kitchen, downtown loc. Ideal for married couple. See alii 121 New Hampshire. Call VI 3-204 or VI 3-16-1340
Western civilization notes. All new, completely revised, extremely comprehensive, comminegraphed and bound for $4.25 per copy. Call VI 2-1901 for free delivery. ti
Printed biology notes; 70 pages, complete outlining of lectures, comprehensive or for all classes. Formerly known as the Theta notes. Call VI 2-3701. Free delivery. $4.50
Furnished apartment for two adults. Living room, bedroom, kitchen alcove and bath. We own large closets. Completely private suite. We offer electrical. Call VI 3-16-1-8 after 5:00 p.m.
Large apartment, two bedrooms, furnished. for three or four boys. VI 3-2818
Two room furnished apartment for one,
one room furnished apartment for one.
Teen. Mrs. C. L. Williamson. 1-16
FOR RENT
New shipment of Pink typing paper. 506
1005 Mam-sam "85. Lawrence Outfiel-
1005 Mam
Patronize Your Kansan Advertisers
Vacancies in contemporary home with swimming pool, air-conditioned, private house. Entrance for young students. Five evening meals weekly. $70/month. VI 3-9635. 2-20
Three room furnished apartment—util-
less. One room on one block from campus. 1142 Indiana.
2nd floor furnished apt. suitable for 2 people. Steam heat, hardwood floors, innerspring twin beds, private bath and kitchen. Off street parking. $60 per month. Utilities paid except electricity. ROGERS' REAL ESTATE CO.
Bus. Ph. VI 3-0005 Res. Ph. VI 3-2929
Lev.
House for rent. Modern, 4 rooms, gas furnace, full basement garage, near KU,
high school and grade schools. Call VI 3-
4675. 1-15
One and two bedroom furnished duplexes and apts. Possession Feb. 1st. 1822
Feb. 3rd. 1824. Bernard, 1st. 1827.
1147 Tenn. $80 to $90 per month. T. A-
Hemphill, IV. T-3192. 1-14
Room with refrigerator. one half block
covered and dusted. $27 per
month. Phone VI 3-2265.
Comfortable sleeping rooms for men
Comfortable sleeping rooms for women
758 Rhode Island or call Y1 9-3244. 1-44
444-666-2222
Basement apartment for rent, reasonable.
Prefer graduate student. Private entrance and shower. Four rooms furnished, utilities paid. VI 3-1930. 1-13
Crescent Heights two bedroom apart-
ment. 25th and Redbelt.
Phone VI 2-3711.
Graduate men or older undergraduates—
Close to campus, ideal study conditions,
best of neighbors. Reasonably priced,
paid. For appointment call 3-8534.
**Tf**
8534
Furnished, clean, three-room apartment.
Drinking, SI. Ohio.
Drinking, NI.
Two bedroom duplex, unfurnished, wall to wall carpeting, fenced yard, large storage and utility room. 2 small children acceptable, no pets. One year lease. $5.00 a month. 1607 W. 22nd Terr. Call VI 2-1028. tt
Tipton Apartments
Single and double rooms
Available Now
1328 Ohio VI 3-9474
TRAVEL
IT'S TIME TO MAKE
YOUR RESERVATIONS
FOR
THE HOLIDAY SEASON
The Thanksgiving and Christmas schedules are now in.
CONTACT
MAUPINTOUR
at the Malls
Lovely new private room and bath. Separated from main living quarters. Available college girl in return for evening call. Call anytime—Mrs. Moody VI, 2-0445. 1-15
The Ph.D. Rending Exam in Fraser will be given Saturday, January 18, in Fraser The Ph.D. Rending Exam will be proved and turned in one week before exam date. R. Neely. Fraser 120. 1-15
MISCELLANEOUS
711 W. 23rd VI 3-1211
Buy, sell or trade rare American and Foreign coins, military equipment, medals, tokens, etc. Open nights. American Coin Mart. 1025 Mass. tf
fast, accurate typing of term papers,
theses, etc. Reasonable rates. Electric
typewriter. Mrs. Robert Floyd. VI 2-1582.
1-16
Get ready for math finals! Tutoring in
late 11:45, VI 2-1-14
after 6:00 for appointment.
Term papers. Thesis, by experienced typists. Phone VI 3-6296 after five. tt Experienced stenographer would like typing to do in my home. Call VI 2-4282.
Experienced typist, electric typewriter,
Lois Clark, 1301 Vermont. VIII
1872. VI-14
TYPING—free pickup and delivery. Fast
accurate. Call Mrs. Barber at V1-16
021-345-7890
Former secretary will do typing in my call Mr. Vincent at insite 5-5544.
TYPING
Typing of all kinds. Fast accurate service.
VI 3-9508.
tt
Experienced Typist-Dissertations, Theses, Manuscripts, and Term Papers on electric typewriter with carbon ribbon and special symbols available. Prompt and reasonable rates. Mrs. Robert Cook,
2000 Rhode Island,岛 3-7485. tf
Accurate expert typist would like typing
the prompts, call VI. 3-2603, and these
Prompt service. Call VI. 3-2603.
"GOOD TYING CREATES a favorable impression with instructors." For excellent typing of theses and term papers, call Miss Louise Pope, VI 3-1097. tf
Professional typing by experienced secretary. New electric typewriter, carbon keyboard. IV 3-6048 after 5:00 p.m. Mrs. Charles (Marlene) Higley, 408 West 13th. tt
Typing. Reasonable rates. fast service and
phone. Phone VI 3-13816. Lorraine
Bodin. **tt**
Excellent typist for theses and term
BU. Contact Mrs. Oxford, VI 2-6073, tf
KU.
Thesis Typist, Electric typewriter,
shorthigh degree, Prairie Village, NI.
3469.
Experienced typist with electric typewriter available to type themes, term papers, thesis, etc. Accurate work standards. Phone VI 3-81789. Charles Pattil.
Experienced typist. 8 years experience in thesis and term papers. Electric typwriter fast accurate service. Reasonable Mrs. Barlow, Barkow 2047 Yale, VI 2-1644
Secretary will do typing in home. Fast.
Legal terms. Marsha Goff. VI 3-2577
Prompt, neat and accurate work on wide carriage electric typewriter. Journalism Business and Secretary experience. Charlotte Weber. VI 3-3495. tt
TYPING: Experienced typist. Former secretary will supply these types, term papers, manuscripts and reports. Electric Typewriter. Mrs. McEldowney, 2521 Ala. Ph. Vi. 3-8568
New electric typewriter. Reasonable rates for themes, term papers, dissertations, and theses. Mrs. Barta, 1955 Miller Drive, VI 3-6994. tf
MILLIKENS SOS—always first quality typing on I.B.M. Carbon ribbon machines.
Hours 7-10 d.m. tape transcriptions. Office hours 4-5 t.m. 12 p.m.-12:31 m. Phone VI 3-5920. Man
Typing: Dissertations theses, manuscripts, term papers. New Smith-Corona electric machines; 35 special symbols. carbon ribbon knives and service. Call Mrs. Suzanne Gilbert VI2-164 or Mrs. Dorothy Moon VI3-3057. tf
Experienced Tytplist. Fast and accurate
reporting. Call Ms., Hays at VI 2-0007.
Call Ms., Hays at VI 2-0007.
BABYSITTING — excellent care given to your children. Prefer children under three years. Very good facilities. VI 2-3334. 1-17
Sewing — Alteration — Mending. C a11 McDougal at VI 2-9451 for appointment.
BUSINESS SERVICES
Dressmaking-alterations, formals, and
gowns. Ola Smith, 9384 Mature
V-1 92-626
Ph. VI 2-0179—Realtors - 729 $^2$ Mass.
AUTO INSURANCE PROBLEMS?
Scooters, Motor Bikes, Rejected
Risks, rates quoted.
Recogn. Ready, Co.
Brown billfold, January 8. in area of
VT 2-9190 and VT 3-4000. Kerry Bolton.
Brown Realty Co.
Ph VI 3-0179 - Realtors - 722% Mas
Rent a new electric portable sewing machine, $1 per week. Free delivery if rented for two weeks or more. White Sewing Center, 316 Mass. V. 3-1267-7.
Boy's, class ring, somewhere on campus.
From Washington High School, class of 1962 Engraved with TND inside. RE- WARD. Call VI 2-3121. 1-14
Registered nurse needed at Samaritan Lodge rest home. Prefer person who can work for at least one year or more. We are registered by WC. We consider part-time R.N. Duty hours to be between 1:00 and 9:00 p.m. Call VI 3-8936. 1-17
If interested in ride to McPherson, Kansas, January 25th, morning; return January 26th, evening, call VI 2-3332 after 7:30 p.m. 1-17
TRANSPORTATION
1-1'
Senior in Engineering needs male KU student to share apartment spring semester. Must be studious upperclassman or graduate student. VI 2-1200, room 236.
Man's senior high school class ring, charcoal gray stone, '61. DV inscribed on ring. If found call VI 3-8454. Don Vannaman. REWARD!! 1-13
Silver镀 bracelet with buffalo charm
January 9. Reward. Call VI 3-2998. 1-15
January 19. Reward. Call VI 3-2998. 1-15
WANTED
LOST
On Campus with Max Shulman
(By the Author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!" and,
"Barefoot Boy With Cheek.")
A GUIDE FOR THE GUIDERS
One of the most interesting academic theories advanced in many a long year has recently been advanced by that interesting academic theorist, E. Pluribus Ewbank, Ph.D. who holds the chair of Interesting Academic Theories at the St. Louis College of Footwear and Educational Philosophy. Dr. Ewbank said in the last issue of the learned journal, the Mount Rushmore Guide to Scholastic Advancement and Presidents' Heads, that we might be approaching the whole problem of student guidance from the wrong direction.
Dr. Ewbank, a highly respected pedagogue and a lifelong smoker of Marlboro Cigarettes, (I mention Marlboros for two reasons: first, to indicate the scope of Dr. Ewbank's brainpower. Out of all the dozens of brands of cigarettes available today, Dr. Ewbank has had the wit and taste to pick the one with the most flavorful flavor, the most filtracious filter, the most soft soft pack, the most flip top Flip Top box; I refer, of course, to Marlboro. The second reason I mention Marlboro is that I get paid to mention Marlboro in this column, and the laborer, you will agree, is worthy of his hire.)
But I digress. To return to Dr. Ewbank's interesting theory, he contends that most college guidance counselors are inclined to take the easy way out. That is to say, if a student's aptitude tests show a talent for, let us say, math, the student is encouraged to major in math. If his tests show an aptitude for poetry, he is directed toward poetry. And so forth.
Alk wrong, says Dr. Ewbank. The great breakthroughs, the startling innovations in, let us say, math, are likely to be made not by mathematicians—whose thinking, after all, is constrained by rigid rules and principles—but by mavericks, by nonconformists, by intuitors who refuse to fall into the rut of reason. For instance, set a poet to studying math. He will bring a fresh, unfettered mind to the subject, just as a mathematician will bring the same kind of approach to poetry.
By way of evidence, Dr. Ewbank cites the case of Cipher Binary, a youth who entered college with brilliant test scores in physics, chemistry, and the calculus. But Dr. Ewbank forced young Cipher to major in poetry.
The results were astonishing. Here, for example, is young Cipher's latest poem, a love lyric of such originality that Lord Byron springs to mind. I quote:
He was her logarithm.
She was his cosine.
Taking their dog with'em.
They hastened to go sign
Taking their day with en
they bested to say en
Marriage vows which they joyfully shared.
And wooed and wed and pi r squared.
Similarly, when a freshman girl named Elizabeth Barrett Sigafoos came to Dr. Ewbank to seek guidance, he ignored the fact that she had won the Pulitzer prize for poetry when she was eight, and insisted she major in mathematics. Again the results were startling. Miss Sigafoos has set the entire math department agog by flatly refusing to believe that six times nine is 54. If Miss Sigafoos is correct, we will have to re-think the entire science of numbers and—who knows?—possibly open up vistas as yet undreamed of in mathematics.
Dr. Ewbank's unorthodox approach to student guidance has so impressed his employers that he was fired last week. He is currently selling beaded moccasins at Mount Rushmore.
© 1964 Max Shulman
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