UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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3 br house, cute, quiet 2111 Penn avail $5/14 CA
presents $50/mo /毯车 1 car garage $40
presents $50/mo /毯车 1 car garage $40
2 NS rooms to share new College Hill Condo
Room A + Aug rent $25
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2 Brdm Apt. available June 1 for sublease, on the bas rent路, near Dellons, on Check Street (CA B-7435) B-CA B-7435
1&2Bedroom Apts.
Now leasing for Summer
& Fall Move-ins.
3 bdmr. 2 bath bath apt, avail for summer $200 per person. Orchard Cove, pool, on bus, route to home.
524 Frontier 842-4444
3 bdm taper summer sublease MAY RENT PAID
4 bdm aster bus Route. Orchard Corners
Made in USA # 877-681
3 birch house wall nest campfire #1
No pets, no smokers. Call Rachel @ 842-2540
3 plus bedroom bedroom 1 B lock south of campus
Washer Dryer hookup and garage. Available June
4 BR luxury townhouse, WJD, DW, Frig. Fireplace, 2 car garage, BA3, large deck, huge backyard, nice quiet邻居库, lots of storage $1200 + utilities房41-9642 space $1200 + utilities
Michigan 3 BHR 2 Bath $600 & 625 Wash-
ing Station. Central heat and Ai Newer
空调. 849-1049
dikhmers avail 6-1 near 10 & MO. Lots of nuns
with large appl. new appl not needed.
no pens not needed. 789-1066
Applecroft apartments. Now leasing 1 & 2 bdms for June 1 & Aug 1, AC heat, water & frash pad Diswasher, microwave, dispense. Very quiet, desks 12 mm deep. No pets. Call 845-8289 anytime.
Avail May 13 to Bdkm. 1½ bath, townhouse 2 years old,
1 level, houseboat, no pets. No milk.
Avail June 14 to Bdkm. 81½ bath, Juillis 84½-85½.
Available Aug. 1. 1 B.R Brat in renovated old house, Walk to Dilwale, KU. 4Downtown, ROW A/C, off-street parking. 1300 block of Vermont $329 per person. 841-1074.
Available August 1, 1BR in a nique, older house
Large deck, street parking, close to KU & down
landing, 14th & Connecticut Window A/C, No pets
819 841-1074
Available August 1st, 2 bdrm, apt in beautiful,
quiet older room, 7th and 8th, claw foot tub and
removed bath, ceiling fan, room a/c, water paid,
no pets. #445; m941/80147
1ST Management
STUDIO, 1,2, & 3 BR APTS
1ST Management
*Bradford Square
*Chamberlain Court
*Carson Place
*Stadium View
*Oread
*1425 Kentucky
call for an appointment
M-F 1-5 749-1556
Available May 1 + later @ University Terrace
A125W. Apt 928 W. large 14 & 2Bm dorm or furnish
27/month-350/month on yr lease or for 2/12 mms.
A125W. Call 325-694-9199 to cam
Call 325-694-9199 to cam
Call 325-694-9199 to cam
Available August, Studio apt in nice, older house
with pool. Inroom, Room A/C, ceiling fan, perches. No pets.
Room is pet-friendly.
Available now at Wenthall Apts., spacious 1 BHR,
unfurnished with balcony, DW CA, pool, laundry,
great location near campus at 1012 Emery rd $20 per
month. water paid. No pets. 841-3800 or 842-3888.
Available now furnished Rms w/ shared kitchen
parking. Call Gail 543-712-0692 or go to:
parked no park. Gall 543-712-0692
Beautiful house, near campus, sum/fall, no pets/m smokers, $105 + /乌 841-467-806
BEST SUMMER SUBLEASE 3+ beds, 2 full baths Fairly new 3 level apt. Excellent location 1 block from Union. Fits 3-4 people $704 or neg. 842-7986 1318 & Ohio
BEAT THE CROWD Everyone wants these apts for August, but if you can take one June, I can take you. We have new buildings at West Hips Apts 100; Emery Rd Great location new camp. NO PETS: 813-480-300 or
Naismith Place
BIRCHWOOD GARDENS APARTMENTS
Natsing in Place
Now taking applications for
summer & fall leasing
+ 2 BR from $395
- Jacuzzi in each apt.
Ousdahl & 28th Cl.
Ousdahl & 28th Cl.
841-1815 5:1pm-M-F
10am-2m Sat
*Now leasing for Summer & Fall 2 BR Apartments
$156-873/mo. + 10-12月 lease. Inquire at 828
Kentucky #4 *843-9029 Equal Housing Opportunity*
**CUTF** B 2BR Apartment with Stairs
May 18 18-86-2022
Excellent location. Close to campus. 1340 Ibis
in b-plex. C/ d/wibase dispensal. W/D
freshwater. D/ E/ F/ G/ H/ I/ J/ K/ L/ M/
N/ O/ P/ Q/ R/ S/ T/ U/ V/ W/ X
*Female wanted Summer Sublease to share 3
beds in the basement close to campus.
Near negotiable. Call 650-242-8100.
For rent fourdays 2 bdm, unfurnished, near cam,
pu, no pets, a6-91 842-1922
FRIENDSLY. grad-level, share modern bi-level duplex, clean-air on a park, 48RK room 212R. a K or B rental. Guest for até 30 min. Aksel at Elirix. 6127992477. This rent 'sats! $138 / lm
paint 1 BR A/C/D, Walk to KU 1 New Carpet,
paint, summer, summer and/or Pail Carel 349
8
2415
Furnished 3 bdrm, 1 bath at 1339 Ohio.
Good looking a birm. W/D, CA, DW, Negotiable.
Avail, mid-May Call 832-1018
badm, bath many features 841-STAR(7827)
Great location! 101 Tennessee, 2 H in 4+4x
Equipment kitchen, no pets, $380/mo. June
June 1, 2014 (101-STAR(7827)
GOT A GROUP? 1 barm. 4-; bath or historic 6-
barm. 3barm many features (NAST-S827)
HKEY CU Med Students. Rainbow Tower Apartments is now offering a bedroom for rent fc13898. Room located in Water paid, pool, sauna, jacuzzi, & spa, garage. 3438 Rainbow Hill K V C K 6165. Across Carriage Park.
Incredible Sublease Deal 32dm. I apartm. apartment near campus, park. Unfurnished, very clean Moving & must sublease May 11-July 31 Call 749
June-July belle Beautiful 2 story BRT app in home Free FRE W/D, priv park, AC, ceiling fan $750/min gas/water np. Do resp. 1042 Obio #44 7498
new condos for rent '84-94 school yr. completely
furnished with bedroom, bedrooms, 2 bathroom,
dryer/winter in
Live at the Ingleness home at 816 Mississippi this summer!
$250 for room with a bed and desk
3 room plus bath in a shared space
Now leasing for summer + Fall close to campus + downtown. By GS-Corbin. No pets call 814-1207. Older, well kept k9bm, 4/5 bath, wood floors, pocket doors,秋干 trum, WD. PP. Easy walk to campus.
MORNING STAR For rooms and apartments in well-
decorated older houses also houses 841 STAR (7827)
One furnished BR available May 11 for sublease.
Close to campus w/ own batten $169*140 cm
Purchase online at www.kristinacreation.com
One or both bedrooms in BR 13 at 1.4 LA May cat on
Darron or Dan 79-400 79-400
Affordable, nice. 2 bpr labs. w/all appliances. incl dishwasher. C/A, gas heat. Neatly decorated. Wi-Fi. Refrigerator. May June, July August. $252-841-6868
Affichette, nice. 3BR duplex arrangements in June and Aug. Have all appliances, central air. D/W hookups, garage, lot utilities. No pets.
Realize two bifurc. apt. close to campus hardwood
realities deck, off-air deck of pavilion, avail. May
be used for display or presentation. Avail.
Motorized lifts.
Open Daily 1-5 p.m. Graystone Apts
Graystone Apts & Introducing New Eagle Apts.
Swan Management
*1-2-3 bedroom apts.
2512 W.6th St.
749-1288
Real nice one and two barm. apt k. close to cam-
sell. For Aug. 749 or 819 or 842-506. no petting.
For Aug. 749 or 819 or 842-506.
Remoleded apt s: studio, 1.3 bdrm, rooma, near KIAT刃 avilune I.1991.841-6254
Rent living room, dining room & bedroom set for
other furniture. Offer Furniture Leasing 601 Kasdan 84-7111
84-7110
Spacies 3 Bdmr Apt for Summer Sublue, Gray-*
*Apt史3 Bdmr for microwave, laundry*
*Apt史3 Bdmr for microwave, laundry*
Spacious one Bedroom Apf for summer sublease $180 per month and water cable included option to include bath.
Sublease bike avail for summer. Nice w/ pati w/
bike route, hire avail. Call after 5pm.
Bike rate 89-45-70
Bicycle rate 89-45-70
Siblaseh IB1 rAP for sum $340/m May and Aug
FREESHIB IB1 rAP for sum $400/m on bus
or car service 848-7570 848-7570
Sublease 4 bdm rpm for summer. Furnished 1 bbm
(8460 - campus Apt. 15) For more call
(822) 495-6451
Sublease 4 BR apt for summer $188 per person
Available. Stop the call on 942-7953. We may hold
bids until we receive your request.
Sublime a studio this summer! Private deck,
hardwood floors, blue carpet. 1213 Ohio
Route 60, Calibreena. Call Rebecca
Sublease for summer 2 bdr. less to campus free
cable $415/mth 843-4477
Sublease for summer, 1517 Lychn CL. #4. Nice
furnished room apc close campus. For more info
visit www.furnishedroom.com
Sublease June July, 2013 near stadium, w/d房
in-law, 80' x 25' approx. Please take over lease
Please call 811-2814 any time
SUMMER and FALL LEASES Now Available 1993
Spacious &
Comfortable
•Studios
•1 & 2 BR Apts
•2 & 3 BRT.H.
•2 Pools
•Tennis Courts
•On KU Bus Route
•Gas Heat, & Water Paid
(on apartments)
Sum, sum², large ap. i b1, clean, modern, central,
lowest, part, part³, part⁴, b1$, b2$, b3$, b4$,
b5$, b6$, b7$, b8$, b9$.
Sum Sushi 3B, BR-1sprait level, 2yr. leer townhouse 10/8-38-Pri-
partition 3B, July 475; July 476, Call 892-384-8111
TRAILRIDGE
2500 W.6th
843-7333
Summer & Fall Lease. Furnished 1 & 2 bbmr
room. Carport. KU w/ off-street parking, no.
Call 841-7541
Summer sub lease w/option f/bldm, avail.
60% off, first 1 month; 60% gas, mo & gas,
PERK OK w/deposit $250.
Summer pre-lease May 25 through Aug. 1 One room available in bedroom 1 bedroom. Close to cam-
sroom or b.o.b. i.e. laundry. Ask for Ashley at
420.2932
Offering Luxury 2 br. apartments at an Affordable Price!!
Office Hours
1-5 pm M-Fri
9-12 am Sat
24th & EDDINGHAM (Near to Ranchwarmers)
Professionally managed by Kaw Valley Mngt Inc
A Quiet, Relaxed Atmosphere
841-5444
No Appt. Necessary
*Close to campus*
*Spacious 2 bedroom*
*Laundry facility*
*Swimming Pool*
*Waterbed allowed*
9th & Avalon 842-3040
Summer Sub-lase 2 br apt. Mid May/June thru
July. Bus route, quiet, hot tub, pets k. o.
tp/.dv cable. $395 + utilities. Call/leave
832-0393.
Summer sublease. 2 Bdrm Apt. Celling fan, deck.
A/C refrigerator has route, Rent negotiable.
Attendance fee: $50.
Summer sublease, two bdm, pool, on bus route.
Avaliable from FREE! Available May 1. Call
Avilable #640-3603
Whether you are looking for a furnished studio, a spacious one bedroom with a balcony or a shiny bright 2 bedroom with a study, it's here and
meadowbrook The Perfect Apartment!
Summer Sublease - May 25-Aug. 1, 1dbm in bibn
house, close to campus. Uttities
utilize campus facilities.
NOW
is the time to rent for Fall, we are
filling up quickly!
Mon-Fri 8-5:30
Sat. 10-4
Sun. 1-4
MEADOWBROOK
842-4200
15th & Crestline
Sorry no pets
Summer sublease 2 roommates preferably female need to share 3 bedroom town home close to campus; furnishings $190/month, w/d. Utilities; furniture at $160/month, available May 15, contact Barbara at 845-7470.
summer Subline 1 Dbm, A/C patio, DW bus
route, ave avail 842-7960; call After $99
route:驾车电话 842-7960
Equipment in the office
Washer and dryer
Kitchen sink
Gas heat, central air
large bedrooms
Mini blinds
On KLK route
Carpet available
1 bedroom $400/$450
2 bedroom $540/$575
3 bedroom $525/$585
4 bedroom $640
WOODWAY APARTMENTS
611 Michigan Street (across from Harddee's)
LIBRARY
Mon. Wed. & Fri. 12:00 2:00 p.m
Tues. & Thurs. 6:00 8:00 p.m
Summer sublease available May 15 31 BR town,
w/d, free cable, ceiling fans, cat6 864-7471
SUMMER SUBLEASE BIG 2 BEDROOM ONLY
Available immediately
Cat6 863-9893
SUMMER BUSELESE A Bdr. fur. bus on bus route.
Buses 641-859 and 641-870 call 641-859/
Sunday Buselese 944-523, Specifying 143-313.
2-3 Bedrooms
On bus route
Ask about our
Spring specials
West Hills APARTMENTS
Ouail Creek
Please call Kelly for appt.
Summer Submarine 3 BH Ap. avail. May 17- July 26
2015 (80) 492-2222 for submarine hire.
Cable paid. $100/mo/person. Call 834- 0193
- 1 bedroom apts. 735 sq ft £205 to £265 per month
1012 Emery Rd.
841-3800
Now Leasing for
Summer Sublease. Spacious, furnished one bedroom apt locate one block from campus. Reason: location is desirable.
June of August Spacious apts. - furnished
Summer sublease w/ option for fall | 1 HR await
Mother of the bride w/ $350 mo. gas & water
Pets w/ deposit $250 mo. gas & water
This ad for original buildings only does not include Phase II - call for
Spacious apts. - furnished and unfurnished
1:00-4:30 pm no appt. needed
$305 to $365 per month
·2 bedroom apts. 950 sq ft
Summer Sublime WY w/ option available May 14
2 Bdrm apt in nice old house, big kitchen,
big bdrms, ceiling fans, 2 window air cond., walk out deck, no fireplace.
Mail: Call (866) 654-8911 or 866-654-8911
*Call: 866-654-8911 or 866-654-8911
Summer Submarine 2 bedroom, 2 bath apt, toilet,
washroom, laundry room or before.
$45/month. B$116 after 2 p.m.
Summer Sublease 1 bedroom apt. 12th and Ohio
6th floor. 30% off for up to $499 for Mary
till mid August (flexible)
Call (855) 272-3999
Summer Sublease - 2 BDRM clean. AC, W/D
hookups. Unfurished and close to campus.
$850/negotiable! Call day 841-5797 evening 842
2111 Kasold 843-4300
$375 to $450 per month
WATERPAID ON ALL APTS.
CREAT LOCATION: Near camp
OPENDAILY
9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m.
Reserve your home today!
Don't be left in the cold!
Summer sublease. Available May 1-31; Study
apartment EB2 area. Close to campus in
Riverwood, IL.
Summer Sublease 2 Bdrm 1 bath Available June
1, 141-7971
FURNISHED
$375 to $450 per month
MASTERCRAFT
Studios,1,2,2+3,&4 bdrmants,designedwithyouin
WATERFRONT NORTH
GREAT LOCATION: Near campus
OPEN HOUSE
Campus Place-841-1429
info or appt
apts...designed with you in mind!
1145Louisiana
Hanover Place-841-1212
14th & Mass
Regents Court-749-0445
Bernard Cornet
15th & Kasold
Sundance-841-5255
7th & Florida
Tanglewood-749-2415
10th & Arkansas
MASTERCRAFT
Equal Housing Opportunity
Summer Sublease - 2 F roomsmates to 4 BR hire
Campus Campus May Rent Paid
Rent BIR = utilities 79%
summer subseries - one bedroom apt. furnished,
nuc KU. Only $750. Utilities include: 749-
258.
Summer. New airy a 2 story househouse for 1 male
boy and 2 other nice roomes, walk to campas.
$220/mo NEGOTIABLE + 1/4 utils.
137 Vail Valley, IJ. 865-549-6
Sunrise Apts.
- 1, 2, 3, & 4 Bedroom
• Garages (Vill.)
• Tennis Court, Pools
• Free Cable T. V. (Pl. & Terr.)
• Luxurious Town Home
& Apartment Living
• On Bus Route
Sunrise Place
Sunrise Place
9th & Michigan
Sunrise Terrace
10th & Arkansas
Sunrise Village
6th & Gateway
Open House Daily 841-1287 or 841-8400
The Sunflower House Cooperative has openings for summer. We offer a friendly atmosphere, private rooms, free laundry, and much more. Call 841-0844 or atom by 146. Tempestess.
Wanted- female room mat for 1 room in BR act.
through July 30. call ull Calhene Heather
Super Studio Available May 15 for Summer Subway trips from campus + closet to downtown 1144-829-7677
Summer Sublease
Georgetown Apartments
2 BRtownhouse, usually 550/mo,
now 350/mo, 14th & Kentucky
B21htownhouse, usually 350/mo,
now 350/mo, 14th & Kentucky
Auto garage, deck, frig. AC & DW
Very quiet & spacious. Pro-rated
for 3 mrs. Call B32-8340 anytime
- 2 Bedroom, Unfurnished
- Wired for Cable TV/Mini Blinds Throughout
430 Roommate Wanted
- OnKUBus Route
1 bdm, close to campus, no dep, low bills, free gas, water & cable $150 / 1 and 183 / 743. 733
Summer sublease 2 Bedroom. Great location with pool. On bus route. Must sublease. 749-992
Apartm Ouiet
- Microwave, Dishwasher, and Disposal
Washer/Dryer Available in Some Units
[FNS needed for 8 bpmr. mAY RENT PAID]
[FNS needed for 8 bpmr. routed, furnished]
sublease #145238
or 2 male roommates for the fall, share 3 dbrm 2
roommate at 977 Erd Ryd 225/mn Call Nick 818
Central Air Conditioning and Gas Heat
*Picnic Area wit
2. NS roommates to share space 3 bpmh 2 bath hs
APN Telecom 750-296-1178 July 31st $180 & $150
www.apntelecom.com 760-296-1178
*Picnic Area with Barbecue Grill
*Low Security Deposit
*24-hour Maintenance
*On-site Management
*No pets, please
3-2 male roommates need to share large 4dbm,
2 bath townhouses in Sunrise Village for fall
semester $190 + % util, swimming pool, tennis
 court, outdoor basketball court, need to know
behind Arii, 810-3417, ask for Mark.
Apartment available mid-May thru mid-August
Two roommates wanted. Three bedrooms, two full
baths, fully furnished, pool, laundry facility
and kitchen. Fully furnished. rent free. Agence rented.
Call 843-9232
Close to camp. Roommate needed for June 15.
Affirmative. Antithetic. Negotiable. Pre-
smoke smoke. 862-727-3940
Call for an appointment
630 Michigan
749-7279
Female a roommate to share quiet b 2r 1 bath apt, mid May thus July. Must be trustworthy, easy going, $180 plus +1% utilities, call 749-4099 (close johnmus).
Female roommate wanted for summer sublease
May 10 to May 9 AC 2 lift from campus $100
Bachelor's deg plus 5 yrs exp in real estate.
Female roommate wanted for summer sublease
begin May 15. Warehouse/derby, a/c garage
$200/mo + . utilities Call Lu B-822-054
*licenses to call an apartment for fall*
Female roommate needed to share 3 bdm townhouse for the great. Great location, master bdm w/bacinfo, swimming pool, tennis & basketball courts. Rent $200 plus 1/2 unit Call Cathy B
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Female roommate wanted to share an apt for fall
Call 841-1482
Female to share 2 bedroom apartment on bus
pool. Pool at patio and nice. 749-3102
MOW TO SCHEQURE AN DU.
N/S Female wanted to share 4bd house
$148/mo plus % util. Available May 14, 2037-737
Nale, M/N roommate needed June 1 4 BR house.
W/D, D/W $215/mo. Utilize Free Call Jeans $411/mo.
LOOKING TO SHARE A HOUSE. Female, non- smoking graduate student with 2 great cats is looking for an off campus house to share with other students. Price range $150. Price range I am clean, pretty quiet, fun-loving but not a partyer. Would love a cooperative group of roommates in Massachusetts. (433) 540-9434 may 28 May
Male non-smoker wanted to share BR3 house Mild,
$25/monthly; utilities 841-392/ClinC
$30/monthly; utilities 841-392/ClinC
Moving to N Johnson City June 1. Need roommate preferably female 832-0793
$148/mo plus /util available May 1, 749-770
Need a summer sublease? Women wanted to share 3 bd townhouse (Meadowbrook) $150 on $200/mo + /ui utilities. Pool, tennis, parking is required.
Roommates wanted. female smoker wants roommate to summa bterm. $212 a month & bail! suitless
*Nested* : 8 N females to submit 4 BR2 BA apt to close to KU $19/month. negotiate Avail.
*Needled* : 10 N females to submit 4 BR2 BA apt to close to KU $20/month. negotiate Avail.
Kitchen for female in private home. Central air.
Kitchen for male in private home. 16, $7/㎡ 210-343-
543-181-380
Roommate needed Beg. June 1 - 2 & 7B, 15 min
walk from workplace; free for $190;
10% waived from work; 40% available for $49
Rimit. need to share a birm. 2 bath, furnished
for, summer 1 block from Union, $100 mo.
Brompton, $250 mo.
Roommate needed female, non-smoker $144 ¥
Saturday May 7 call 769-2700. Through May 1
After May 7 call 769-2700. Terrace
Roommate needed to share new 3 BR 2 bath house from May 15 to July 31 $90 / mo & villas A/C/W D/ling fans dishwasher microwave call 841-0295
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By GARY LARSON
Back in his college days, Igor was considered to be the HBOC.