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Wednesday, April 14, 1993
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up with $384 to pay for his father's cremation in October in Richmond, Texas, Evans Mortuary placed the body on the son's doorstep. When interviewed by Houston's KRIV-TV, owner Newell Evans contested the news report: "Who says I dumped him there?" he asked. "I merely left him there."
■ Jaekun An of Anchorage, Alaska, was arraigned in August for violating a freshwater fishing limit of three catches a day. The trooper who found him possessing 169 fish on July 22 said that An had told him the fishing "was just so good that he couldn't stop himself."
In October in Denver, Joan Kallinen, 56, pleaded guilty to attempting to hire an undercover police officer to murder her husband. Kallinen had maintained that the contract was all part of a Dungeons and Dragons game which the police officer failed to understand, but friends and coworkers testified that she was an out-of-control shopper who needed her husband's estate to cover her debts. A co-worker said Kallinen was obsessed with dressing well, and her husband said she owned 150 dresses, 40 golf outfits, 100 blouses and 150 pairs of shoes.
The Weirdo-American Community
Also in October, prominent Easton, Md., lawyer George Goldsborough was found to have lived under oath to a state bar association examiner. Goldsborough thus will face disciplinary action concerning charges that he had spanked an employee and two clients in his office since 1980. One of Goldsborough's ex-partners said he discovered a copy of a book, "Spanking and the Single Girl," in Goldsborough's desk drawer, and the women who filed the complainants said Goldsborough often told them they had been bad girls and needed spankings. Present and former lawyers in Goldsborough's firm came under criticism, as well, for failing to move against him sooner; rumors of other incidents had been circulating for years, and the
firm was referred to in Easton as Spanky and the Gang.
Least Competent Person
Least Compete.
Raymond Moyer, 30, was arrested in West Haven, Conn., in November after a police officer stopped him near a WaWa convenience store that just had been robbed. According to the arresting officer, when asked what he had been doing, Moyer said, "[I] just left the WaWa store that I robbed."
Inexplicable
Last spring, the Alabama Medicaid office in Birmingham began requiring Polaroid photographs of the breasts of women who wanted breast-reduction surgery. A spokesperson told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the photos were necessary to prove that the surgery was medical, and not cosmetic in nature, for which Medicaid would not pay. A University of Alabama sociologist was critical, pointing out that the photos still did not prove the medical need for the surgery, and that Medical officials should take the physician's word for it, anyway. Universal Press Syndicate 1993
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Allergies and Sinusitis: Nothing to Sneeze At!
This time of year, runny nose, itchy eyes and throat, and head congestion are common complaints. Many students attribute these symptoms to a cold, while they may actually be caused by an allergic reaction to ragweed and other pollens. Allergic reactions can develop into sinusitis, a blockage and infection of the sinuses. Sinusitis is indicated by persistent headache or pain, usually on only one side of the head.
To help prevent sinusitis get plenty of rest, eat balanced meals, exercise regularly, avoid alcohol, and don't smoke. If you have allergies, try to identify and avoid the provoking substances. Over-the-counter medications may alleviate allergy or sinusitis symptoms, but if they are persistent consult a physician regarding treatment. Watkins physicians are available on an appointment or walk-in basis. For an appointment: © 864-9507.
Health Education Seminars
Watkins Health Center, First Floor Conference Room
AIDS: Changing the Rules (video) Apr. 14, 1:30 p.m.
AIDS Awareness Week: HIV Education Apr. 19, 1:30 p.m.; Apr. 20, 11 a.m.
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